Me: Hey, wait a second… who took my muffins? I won't write without 'em!
Egypt: Ummm…. I had a snack?
Me: You little… (mutters to self) Hmmm…. Where's my book on nonlethal revenge schemes?
Egypt: Ummm… Gotta go! Right Now before she finds out about my other little snack!
The Newest Mother to Be
The monkey team was at their usual activities. But all of that was about to go down the drain when Otto came running out of the lab with Gibson right behind him.
Otto- He's gonna kill me!
Gibson: For blowing up my chemical formula, yes.
Chiro- Come on guys, give it a rest. I am trying to play Super Helmet Crusher Pilot 34!
Sprx: Yeah, and kid, I'm gonna beat you!
Chiro: I don't think so Sparky!
Sprx: I said, DON"T CALL ME THAT!
Chiro: Hey where's Nova? She loves this game. Or any game for that matter…
Otto- (From amid a rolling dust cloud) She said she felt sick. She's in her room.
Gibson-(Other part of dust cloud) She is probably just ill from that pizza we ordered last night…
Sprx: Oh shut up Brainstrain, nobody wants to hear a lecture. I can see the title now… The Dangers of Delivery Pizza!
Everyone started laughing. Nova came stomping into the room, red in the face.
Nova: WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!
Sprx: You need your beauty rest?
Nova :( Smacks Sprx in the head) I'll show you beauty sleep!
Sprx: Ouch! What the hell was that for? (Gets smacked again)
Nova: (Stomping away) that one was for swearing. The other was for being a stuck up jerk!
Sprx: What's up with her? (Nova runs by him and dives for the garbage can)
Nova kept puking for 6 straight hours. By the end, her throat was sore and she felt worse than before.
Gibson: Nova, come into my lab for a moment please. I want to run a few simple tests on you.
Nova: I'm not gonna be your lab rat. Find out what's wrong and then please, leave me alone.
Gibson (Running his machines and doing scans) Hmmm… Hmmm….
Nova: What's with all the Hmmming?
Gibson: It appears your biometric structure has been altered by a previously unseen…
Nova: Just speak English will ya? For once in your scientific life?
Gibson: Nova… I hope you're ready for responsibility.
Nova: Excuse me?
Gibson: You're going to be a mom.
Nova: WHAT!
Gibson: That's what all the tests show.
Nova: Oh crap. Now I have to tell everybody else! I even have to tell Sprx…
Everybody just stared when Nova told them.
Chiro: Yay! I can ask the question! Where do babies come from?
Sprx: Kid, don't ask. I'll lend you my book!
Antauri: You will do no such thing Sprx! He's only fourteen!
Sprx: So what? He's a teenager! Probably the only teenager in Shuggazoom, or the universe, that doesn't know!
As this argument continued, Nova spoke up.
Nova: I have something just as important to announce. The father is Sprx!
Sprx: Nova and a baby?(Passes out)
That's all for now! R&R, and sorry I haven't been here in a while! Too much to do...