Forgetful
A/N: This thing is a monster. Oh yes… I'm giving you people a break from the odd sexual tension between Dai and Sato… NOW COME VISIT DARK AND KRAD! Damn the sappyness.
Warnings: Yaoi/Shounen-ai, Dark (Sort of) Death, Spoilers
Disclaimer: I do not own DNAngel or Sweet Transvestite from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
-I'm a Sweet Tranvestite-
"Dark."
"Krad."
Menacing glare.
"Thief"
"Hunter"
Twitch.
"Idiot"
"Jerk"
Vein.
"Bastard"
"Asshole"
Snap.
"GODDAMNIT WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE? I SHOULD BE OUT TAKING CONTROL OF SATOSHI-SAM—mmm…"
"Now who's the girl in the relationship?"
Spasm.
"I AM NOT A TRANSVESTITE!"
Laugh.
"Yes you are. My sweet transvestite…"
"I… am… NOT…A……….."
Shoulders sag.
"Aw… didja miss meh dat much, Kraddykins?"
"Why would I miss YOU of all people, Dark…" Krad muttered (Switch to normal POV)
"Cause ya love meh, right?"
"If you say that horrendous word one more time…" Krad began twitching again slightly.
"You'll what? Aw, you know I just 'love' when you act all-AAAACK!"
Krad abruptly tackled Dark (1) and pinned his arms above his head. Grinning evilly, he licked his lips and gave Dark a foreboding stare.
"Well… this certainly seems familiar…" Krad smirked evilly as his eyes roamed their compromising situation.
Dark on the other hand… was seemingly lost in a trance (2) as he watched his hunter's golden sheets of hair whirl around him. It was like watching a whirlpool during a sunset (3)… fierce and catastrophic, yet beautiful…
Without even registering it, he began stroking Krad's 'gold whirlpool' through his fingers.
"Dark… what are you doing?"
"Mmm…" Dark mumbled and continued to run his hands through Krad's hair, reaching the ponytail fashion he always had with him. Suddenly grinning maniacally (and pervertedly) he pressed down on the back on Krad's head and crushed their lips together (4).
His (Krad's) immediate first reaction was total shock, then anger, then out of sheer idiocy, relaxation.
Dark continued grinning while he moved his hand the back of Krad's neck and pressed deeper… but his hunter felt it was time to call it quits and pulled back slightly, cheeks redder than Daisuke's hair on a hot summer day.
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"Who's the girl in our relationship?" Dark stated, absolutely ruining the moment.
Sighing, yet twitching, spasming all the same, Krad muttered his answer.
"Hm? What was that?"
"I said, I am." He averted his eyes away from Dark's ever-so-happy grin.
"That's my trans…"
Smack.
"OW! Damn, what the hell was that for?"
Snarl.
Dark genuinely smiled as he stood up and walked (sort of) over to Krad. He slowly wound his arms around his waist, feeling the weight suddenly lean back against him. He lowered his mouth next to Krad's ear and whispered,
"In just 7 days…
I can make you a man." (5)
-I'm a Sweet Transvestite-
Next Chapter Title:
-Reveling In These Dreams-
(1) It would be best to tell you that: One, Dark is alive. Two, I magically made Dark appear in the back of Satoshi's mind where Krad usually is.
(2) I get the feeling I've written the line before 'seemingly lost in a trance'…
(3) What the HELL kind of drug am I on?
(4)Cough. It sucks because I have never been on a date, let alone had a kiss. So… yeah. Work with me here.
(5) Best read with the actual song playing in the background.