Disclaimer – I do not own or profit from Saiyuki. I know that must come as a great shock. Take deep breaths...
Rated T for slash and violent and/or sexual themes. Another big shock, I'm sure. I certainly hope your heart can take it...
I feel the need to add this special warning – within this drabble, Ghost attempts humor. Please don't die of heart failure-
Or disgust. ('lol')
Anyway, enjoy. Peace, all.
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Tales From The Backseat
The Purpose Of Knocking (Boots)
by Ghost Helwig
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Goku stopped cold, golden eyes brilliantly wide. Finally, he shrieked.
Hakkai and Gojyo looked up; Hakkai spoke. "Goku-"
Goku ran, slamming the door behind him. His footsteps clattered away. Gojyo sat up, sheet pooling around his waist. Hakkai sighed, and reached for his discarded shirt.
"I suppose it worked-"
"'Course it did. You saw him." Gojyo laughed. "Told you if we pretended to fuck the monkey'd learn to knock. And I bet he has."
Hakkai smiled blandly.
Meanwhile, downstairs...
"Sanzo?"
"Eh?"
Breathlessly: "Doesitfeelgoodwhensomeonekissesyou'downthere'?"
Violet eyes blinked. Finally, the sound of a fan whizzing through the air was the only response.
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