NC Ace: Please excuse the character bashing. I was chatting with some friends of mine and we came up with this, and found it amusing, so I offered to convert it into a fanfiction. I do not take full credit for this story. Half of it goes to my good friend Spiz, who does not have an account of Sorry it's so short too. It's just...well, it's kind of hardmaking this sort of story hard eh?
Disclaimer: I do not own Know Your Stars from All That, and I do not own the characters from Fullmetal Alchemist used here.
Know Your Stars-Fullmetal Alchemist style!
"Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Edward Elric...Doesn't know the meaning of Alchemy..."
"Wha-? Yeah I do! It's the science of understanding, decomposing, and reconstructing materials!" The shorter-than-his-age alchemist protested...
"Edward Elric...he doesn't know that no one cares about the definition of alchemy..."
"What? What about the other alchemists out there?" He yelled.
"In fact...He doesn't know much considering the fact that he is still in pre-school..."
"What? I'm not in pre-school! And HA! YOU SPELLED PRE-SCHOOL WRONG!"
"No I didn't..."
"...SO?" Edward proclaimed, just realizing his mistake.
"Edward Elric...is so short he is considered a micro organism...""MICRO ORGANISM? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAN THAT CAN'T BE SEEN WITHOUT THE MOST ADVANCED TELESCOPE IN THE WORLD!" Being called short and all, Edward jumped out of his seat, shaking a fist.
"Edward Elric...wears platform shoes to look taller, but looks short anyway..."
"PLATFORM SHOES? WHY I OUGHT--"
"Edward Elric...his girlfriend is Winry Rockbell..."
"WHAT! THAT CRAZY PSYCHO MECHANIC?"
"What did you call me?" The blonde with corn colored hair grumbled, with a wrench in her hand.
"Edward Elric...called you fat."
With a loud clonk, her dense, hard, metal wrench came crashing down on Ed's head. Crossing her arms, Winry left with a huff.
"Now you know...Edward Elric..."
Soon, when the studio was closed, and the lights were being turned off, Edward lay there, unconscious.