NC Ace: There is cussing in this fanfiction, so don't sayI didn't warn you! And...there's a lot of character((Roy)) bashing in this one so...if any Roy Fans see this, I appologize. There was a lot of Ed Bashing...
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, and I do not own All That's Know Your Stars
Know your stars Fullmetal Alchemist style!
"Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Roy Mustang...is a water alchemist...
"Water alchemist? I am no water alchemist! I shall show you!" Roy said, with a tone very similar to Armstrong's. He pulled his gloves out of his pocket.
"Sir...you'll burn this whole place down..." Riza protested from the shadows. It seemed as if where ever Roy went, Riza went too.
"Roy Mustang...his real name is Thomas...Rouss..."
"THOMAS ROUSS? THAT PERVERT?" Roy yelled, now out of his seat.
"Sir...you want all the female personal of the military to wear mini skirts...most would consider that perverted..." Riza added.
"Roy Mustang...i-AHH! HE SET ME ON FIRE! HOW DOES HE KNOW WHERE I AM? GET ME A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! AHHH!"
Roy sat there, smug, with a smirk on his face.
"I SAID GET ME A DAMNED FIRE EXTINGUISHER! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!"
"Muahahahaha...I SHALL SOON RULE THE WORLD! WITH MY AWESOMLY MANLY FIRE POWERS! AND MINI SKIRTS! ALL WOMEN SHALL WEAR MINI SKIRTS!" Roy yelled, jumping out of his seat yet again.
"Sir. If you like skirts so much, why don't you wear them yourself? Instead of putting women who are probably ten times smarter than you through that embarrassment?" Riza grumbled.
NC Ace: In this chapter, my friend played the Mystery Dude, and I played Roy and Riza. So she came up with that comment of Thomas Rouss. He's a perverted creep at our school.
Phoenix of the Sea: Thanks for the comment. It seems as if a lot of people don't read Know Your Stars fanfictions much anymore. Well I read one a few days ago, and it just had lame jokes. Thanks again.