oO;; I got good reviews...for being funny. That's just down right scary. But once again. All the credit doesn't go to me. Half of it was done by my good friend.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or All that's Know your Stars. If I did own the FMA characters, they'd be tortured more than this...

Ah yes. If there are really stupid mistakes, or if the pen names aren't in bold, it's 'cause this computer is making it so I can not edit it on Fanfiction. Sorry!

Phoenix of the Sea: Thank you for being my first reviewer! -starts repeatedly slapping you on the back-

Everto Angelus: Thanks!

Maylin-Chan: I shall get to Riza soon! And I will continue writing these with Spiz! They're enjoyable and amusing.

HM-Babe: We're afraid to do it with Al. If we did and stayed in character...we'd end up looking like bullies. And that's not good...

barebu gasu kedes: Chapter two was funny. Even for me. But I like the "MICRO ORGANISM? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAN THAT CAN'T BE SEEN WITHOUT THE MOST ADVANCED TELESCOPE IN THE WORLD!" Part of chapter one. :D

Sasameyuki: I shall update! Once I can get Spiz on long enough to write one...well, here's the next one to keep you satisfied!

MoonCresentFox: I'm glad you thought it was funny!

Winry the Alchemist: Ed has called Winry a Loser Machine Junky...and she called him an Alchemy freak right back. So I just took the concept!

Vlkodlas: -pokes dead body- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

LP Alchemist: Yup sometimes...I don't know if you like it, but I do not, absolutely do not like the Envy/Ed, or Roy/Ed, or any Shonen-ai parings I seen on Fanfiction!

Freanch-fri-freak: Ow. I will update! JUST DON'T HURT ME!

The Voice Alchemist: Thanks! I updated! See! -pokes chapter-

Kitsune Freak: Same here! Maybe that's where the ideas come from...my... 'disturbing' visions eh? Ah, the mystery dude lived. Much to the dismay of Ed, Roy, and everyone else tortured.

Genkai-chan: Ah, a Roy fan eh? And Armstrong...hm...We were going to do Scar next...but we'll think about it.

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Know Your Stars...Fullmetal Alchemist style!

15 minutes before the show starts...

Winry Rockbell walked into the backroom to find Edward still unconscious and Roy muttering something about World Domination and mini skirts.

"I don't like the way this looks..."

"Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Winry Rockbell...is a man in disguise..."

"A man? Where did you get that idea?"

"Winry Rockbell...would love to date Roy Mustang, for him, she'd wear a mini skirt..."

Yet before Winry could protest, some random person part of the Crew went up to the Mystery Dude.

"Uh...Winry already wears mini skirts...a lot."

"Yeah...she should be careful when she leans down to get something...especially with a guy behind her..." Edward said somewhere near the director's seat. He managed to gain consciousness a few minutes after the show had started.

With her face bright red, she threw a wrench that she always carried around with her at Ed, knocking the poor guy out again.

"Okay then...but does she date Roy Mustang?" The mystery dude proclaimed.

"Uh...yeah..." the Random Person part of the Crew replied.

"No she doesn't! I watch the show---cough- Winry Rockbell...dates Roy Mustang..."

Riza, for some reason looking pissed, walked on stage and clearly knocked Winry out with a stack of books. "This show is over."

"No it isn't...Riza Haw-"

Riza...well...Grabbed an encyclopedia, and threw it at the Mystery Dude. How did she know where he was? Who knows...