NC Ace: Okay, it's really late at night and I'm very sleepy, but I managed to drag my sorry lazy ass to the computer, and started typing. So I'm not sure this one came out so good. Spiz did help me with the jokes, so yeah. They're not very good I admit because we're both half dead. But. This and the next chapters, are kind of insane. I hope I'll get better jokes next time. x.X Forgive me for this short chapter. I'll release the next chapter as soon as I can.

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"Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...hey wait--where's the vict-I mean star?"

"What? He's not there?" The director screamed, jumping out of her seat.

"Uh well...the last people we sent after him got their heads exploded inside out." The cameraman shrugged.

"So he heard of this trap..."

"What?"

"Nothing! Just get him in here!"

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"Ah...Here we go...Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Scar...hey wait as second. What's his last name? It's not revealed is it...Uh...Scar Watchamacallit...hasn't graduated from Kindergarten..."

"Watchamacallit? Kindergarten? I don't believe there's any 'kindergarten' around here." The quiet ishbalan muttered, sitting casually in the seat. ((I don't think there were any seperate kindergarten classes back then. Was there?))

"Scar Watchamacallit...in fact...he's not a real ishbalan...he's just a little guinea pig in disguise..."

"Guinea pig? Is there such thing?" ((I don't think guinea pigs exhisted back then either. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.))

The mystery dude coughed loudly in annoyance. "Scar Watchamacallit...is secretly devoted to the christian religion..."

"I rightfully belong to the god of Ishbala." He replied smartly.

"Scar Watchamacallit...is a crazy lunatic in need of dire attention..."

"I believe that one who speaks of pigs is the lunatic."

"AUGH! NOTHING GETS TO HIM! I'M GOING CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!" The mystery dude screamed, slamming the back stage door and darting for the nearest doughnut store.

"May god have mercy on him..." Scar silently whispered, getting up and leaving the stage.