A Short and Sirius Interlude
"Hello Kids, you all know me, I'm Sirius Black—the Escaped, Wrongfully Accused Convict...deceased.
Today I am here to talk about a very sirius issue, one which touches the life of millions.
Discrimination against those such as myself—dead homosexuals.
Haha, just kidding! See? That was funny. You should have seen your faces. The look went something like this "O.o"….well actually more like this: "O.O" Hang on…let me try again…"
"Will you please get to the point?!"
"Oh, yes, sorry Harry. Nice snogging there, by the way. Damien looks like he's really enjoying himself. Right, on with it. Now, folks, it's time to be Sirius. You see, my little jokes are funny, and this parody is also meant to be funny. But what's not funny--apart from Miracle Whip--is poor grammar in reviews. Okay, I take that back, poor grammar is perfectly permissible in reviews, spelling perfectly simple words wrong, on the other hand, is not.
Children, you Flame people, you do not "Flamm" them.
This is not a humourous situation, I won't lie to you. It's quickly becoming a pandemic.
You know what else isn't funny? All these jokes people make about me. 'Oo! Look at Sirius Black!' They say, 'He's dead and gay and shagging Remus Lupin! Let's try to bury him in the warm, moist dirt! He's dead, he won't notice the worms!' Well guess what? I do notice the worms! And it hurts something feckin' awful to have one crawl up your a—"
The Society for the Humane Treatment of Dead Homosexuals would like to give sirius thanks to Sirius Black for his contributions.
A/N: I don't mind flames, but I cannot stand to be "flammed". Have a good day, and Merci Beaucoup to everyone who reviewed!I don't mind flames, but I cannot to be "flammed". Have a good day, and Merci Beaucoup to everyone who reviewed!
I promise, I am going to start work on Chapter 7.
No, the Persian Rug is not for sale. Her name is Evie, and she's very upset that you would even think of buying her like some common mat. The mystery that is the coffee stain will be explained…eventually.