A/N: Hello again. I'm back: go see my other fic—A Forbidden Love—for details. (If you want to know what A Forbidden Love is about...it's basically what I am parodying, but serious. Scary, eh?)

Disclaimer If I owned Harry Potter, Ron would have followed the butterflies.

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Draco Malfoy—King of the School—was pacing his kingdom, looking for a way out of this.

"I can't kill her—she's Hermione's sister. I can't let her kill me, because then where will all the fine ladies get their dose of lovin'? Hmmm..."

"Pansy!"

"Hunh? Who are you?"

A petite blonde girl with a big wooden stick beckoned to Pansy.

Pansy—not having been taught not to talk to strangers—trotted anxiously over like a pug.

"Pansy, my name is Buffy, I am here to seduce Hermione. You must seduce Draco. Do you think you can do that?"

"Mmkay."

"Good girl, biscuit for you."

"Harry."

"yes ginny what can me and my gay lover unhappily help you with?"

"Harry...I want to show you something."

Damien and Harry looked at Ginny curiously, with their pinkies interlocked.

Gulping, Ginny whipped off her robes.

"...wow..."

"Ron?"

"Yes?"

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Following the butterflies!"

Hermione walked away from her best red-headed boyfriend but not boyfriend in that way slightly confused. She walked away, straight into Buffy!

"Hello Sister."

"Step-sister. Vital difference."

Hermione looked up at her step-sister—sent away at an early age to live with her mother—and gulped. Here was her big sister, her big, scary sister, and she had a big, pointy stick.

Not the same kind of big, pointy stick as Draco, of course.

Buffy sighed. Guess I better get on with it, then.

Draco arrived at the last possible minute—because that is how it always works in Romances—and just in time to see the taller blonde lean into his pretty, big-big-big breasted Hermione to kiss her.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He cried in anguish, "STOOOOOP!"

"Draco!" Gasped the bubbly bimbo, "Little Draco! I am so happy to see you!"

"No need to stand at attention," sneered Buffy, "The author went for a cuppa ages ago. We don't have to follow a thing she says. Now if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than kiss my step-sister."

And Draco cried, for he had missed seeing his girlfriend being seduced by a lesbian.

A/N 2: I thought people would be happy I was back...no one seems to want to review...should I end this? Should I shoot myself? Tell me what to do.

Game: Pick your favourite chapter, tell me why you like it. This isn't so much a game as a way for me to see how I should be writing.