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I'm writing this so that you who read my other fanfic won't get bored while waiting for me to update.

Tales of Symphonia:

The Untold Story

Chapter 4: Fusions and Such

Note: Colette has boobs. Equip her Maid or Mermaid title and see for yourself. Or, equip her Ironing Board Title and go to Colosseum and choose her for a regular match. The announcer will say blah blah "The Ironing Board with wings! Colette Brunel!" She will get mad and say that she is not flat enough to be called an Ironing Board.

The group arrived at Asgard where they saw Darth Vader. He was looking for someone.

"Who are you?" asked Colloyd.

"I am Darth Vader. I am looking for my son, Luke Skywalker. Have you see him?" he asked.

"How the hell should we know!" said Vegeta.

Darth Vader began to force choke him, and Kratos sliced Darth Vader's hand off, only to find wires.

"Huh?" Kratos said.

Darth Vader ran away crying. "WTF was that?" asked Raine.

"Let's go to Tethe'alla" Kratos said. Everyone looked at him like was mental again.

"Okay. I don't even want to know why." they all said. So they all went to the Renegade Base where they saw Yuan "having fun" with Martel.

"Mithos is gonna fk you up when he sees this." Kratos said.

"So? I'll just say that she needed a little 'excitement'. I mean she's been trapped for four thousand years and unable to get her groove on." Yuan said.

"Lemme have a go!" Hulk said.

"Hell no! She's mine! My own. My prrrrreeecious!" Yuan said.

"I don't care! I wanna have a good time!" Hulk said, taking the potara earrings off of Colloyd. Hulk put one on Raine's ear, and the other on Martel's ear. And the resulting fusion resulted in someone who was hotter than Sheena.

"Now look what you did!" Yuan said.

Hulk had then taken the new person, Maine, and run off with her. He jumped into the dimensional transport and went to Tethe'alla.

"Everyone", Kratos said, "We need to protect ourselves from future events like this."

"We don't need protection!" Colloyd shouted. Yuan looked at Colloyd.

"OMFG! What the hell happened?" Yuan said.

"We fused! Look at us!" Colloyd said.

"Yuan, we need to go to Tethe'alla so that we can fix up these people." Kratos said.

"Cool. We have a winner." a strange voice said.

Yuan looked at the group. "Everyone, meet my friends, Beavis and Butthead!"

"Mmhmhmhmhhmhh" Beavis said.

"Uhuhuhhuhuuhuhuh" Butthead said.

"So, Butthead, would you like to travel with us to save this person here?" asked Kratos, pointing toward Colloyd.

"Dude, that chick's got hardly any boobs!" Butthead said.

"Yeah! She's as flat as an Ironing Board!" Beavis said.

-------------------Colette and Lloyd both obtained the title of "Ironing Board"---------------

"I'm not an Ironing Board!" Colloyd said.

"We need to get going!" Goku said.

"Fine, Fine." They all said, walking into the transporter, and into Tethe'alla.

When they got there, they decided to rest. Kratos went away for a while when everyone was asleep.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! let's see here!" he said, pulling out an Action Replay.

"What cheats should I put in? Well, lemme see what's here already. It seems that Lloyd put these in himself, and none of them are on." he said.

-----------------------------LLOYD CODES----------------------

(m)

i am smrt!

attack is 9999

defense is 9999

everything else 999

i wield the eternal sword

all the chicks love me

i have a lightsaber

i can turn into the hulk

i can unfuse from colloyd if this cheat is on for five hours

"OMG! Lloyd is stupid!" Kratos said.

--------------------------COLETTE CODES----------------------

(m)

colette has AWESOME features :)

colette is not a retard

colette wants me

colette needs me at all times

can unfuse from colloyd if cheat is activated for five hours

"He must like her a lot." Kratos said, turning on the all the cheat codes for Lloyd and Colette.

-----------------------KRATOS CODES------------------------------

(m)

kratos can go super saiyan

kratos loves raine

kratos wields a sword made of tomato paste

kratos loves tomatoes

kratos treats others how they want to be treated

"DAMN YOU!" he shouted erasing all the codes except for the first two, which he activated

-----------------------RAINE CODES------------------------------

(m)

raine goes into relic mode when she sees me

raine can run fast

raine can use more than two melee attacks

raine is stupid

raine is a slut

"Huh?" Kratos said, turning on the Raine codes.

-----------------------GENIS CODES---------------------------------------

(m)

genis is stupid

genis hates learning

genis wields a sword

genis can turn invisible

genis can shut up when i tell him

"Lloyd must hate this sucka." Kratos said, activating those codes. Kratos turned the Action Replay off, and went to bed.

But when woke up, the results of his cheating had shown themselves...

Sorry for the long wait. I was busy doing other things.

Colette: Hi there!

Mithos Yggdrassill: Holy ST You are HOT! I guess the code worked after all! ( turns off the colette wants me and colette needs me at all times cheats). Colette, let's go somewhere MWHAHAHAHA!

Colette: Okay!

Lloyd: Where's Colette?

Kratos: Go to sleep.

Lloyd fine.

Anyway, take care, and until later, goodbye!