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Chapter 8 A Hilarious Day

Harry woke up around six in the morning. By the time everyone was asleep. Neville snored, Ron had fallen down on the floor, still sleeping. Dean and Seamus slept peacefully. The new boy Blaze was outstretched on his bed, enjoying the comfort of the feathery beds. Harry sighed and went up, shaking the rest of the sleepy feelings that still threatened to pull him back. He wanted to be up as quickly as possible, in order to get some research. He knew that his aunt wanted him to stuffy as much as possible. He knew he would never be able to beat Hermione in the Final Exams, still he wanted good grades, even if he doubted on becoming an auror these days. It was difficult to decide. So many gates would be open, which would he choose?

He went for a warm shower, to wake up properly. Getting dressed, he almost received a bite from his snake, which he now called Zlits. Draco had been right when he had warned him on not getting on the wrong side of that snake. He also agreed so much on its beauty. If you weren't careful enough, you would easily mistake it for a snake-sculptured emerald. Just one major problem, this snake could kill you.

Harry went down to the common room, which as usual was empty, especially in this time of the day. He wondered how the lessons would be, he would sort of miss not having all heirs with him. Draco was in Slytherin and Cassandra had switched to Ravenclaw. He wondered if he would be the only one who would miss the Know-It-All.

He walked out from the common room, awakening the fat Lady, who had snored peacefully in her portrait. She smiled when she saw him, he turned around and smiled back. He went straight to the Room of Requirement. It was the only place he thought he would be able to do some experiments without being disturbed. Of course, magical experiments were forbidden, yet still not by law. He would probably only get some howler from Fudge the next day. Yet he had read the laws over and over again, pretty dull work, yet it needed to be done. Still there were nothing, just bans on Experimental breeding and using spells on others. He would use the spell on shelves and transfigured objects.


Five minutes later, in another part of the castle, Draco woke up. As head Boy, he shared a tower with Hermione, the head girl of this year. Well, you can't seriously say they slept in separate rooms. In the middle of the night Hermione had sneaked down to him, unable to sleep. He slept on the sofa. He looked over at his girlfriend. She was still sleeping peacefully. He quietly got up and took a shower. After that he went down, to start on his Head Boy duties.

The time went and soon the watches said 7am. The castle slowly woke up and during several occasions he passed either Neville or Ron, who both explained they had lost Harry. Draco laughed, he knew that Merlin's heir never got lost. If he wasn't found he didn't want to get found.

He continued walking. He passed Cassandra once, the girl was on her way down to the library. The heir of Ravenclaw sure enough hadn't changed. Which was good or else she would have been extremely bossy.

Nothing peculiar didn't happen until everyone were down in the Great hall, eating. Just before the owl post arrived

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!" someone screamed jumping up on the Gryffindor table. This was closely followed by more odd sounds coming from various students. What was going on?

The answer was simple. When everyone looked down to the floor they didn't see a floor, the floor had disappeared. Instead they sat on water. This of course was impossible, but it looked so real. Nothing more happened, yet the effect stayed for the rest of the day.

"This is outrageous" Cassandra said.

"It's quite amusing" Ron pointed out.

"Wonder who did it?" Draco asked.

"I know that answer, but it's a thing you'll have the day to figure out.

Harry shook his head. It seemed as if Hogwarts had found its new pranksters.

Professor McGonagall handed out timetables. Harry saw that each of their where more cramped up then usual. His said

Monday

8am: Archery

8.40am: Logic

9.30am: Charms

10.30am: Telepathy

11.20am: Prophecy

Noon: Lunch

1.30pm: Potions

2.30pm: Levitation

Midnight: Astronomy

Harry sighed, what a horrible Monday.

Tuesday

6.30am: Bird Training

7am: Breakfast

8am: Advanced Transfiguration

9.35am: Healing

10.05am: Wandless Magic

11am: Care of Magical Creatures

Noon: Lunch

1pm: Telekinesis

"Well, at least we end the day early." Ron said. Harry continued reading

Wednesday

10am: Elemental magic

Noon: Lunch

2pm: Divination.

"What, only two subjects!" Cassandra and Hermione said, sounding sorrowful.

Thursday

5am: Advanced Curses

6.20am: Ancient Spells

7am:Breakfast

8am: Advanced Herbology

10am: Advanced Duelling

11.30: Lunch

12.30: Snake Breeding

1.20pm: Weather Control

4.20pm: Swords

6pm: Dinner

7:30pm Swords

9.30pm: Magical Control

He heard Ron faint beside him. He understood why. He dreaded to look on the continuing.

Friday

1am: Astrology

Hermione mumbled something about unfair. Harry shook his head. This was certainly not unfair. A day of would do very good, considering this. Astrology was Divination, but from what it sounded like. Astrology in the Muggle way.

"Hermione, I can't believe you call this unfair. We are working tiredly the whole Thursday, we do deserve some rest after that. Especially since everyone deserve some sleep." He said.

"I'm with Harry here. This is rather much." Draco said staring at his paper.

"Well, I can't wait to get started." Cassandra said folding her timetable carefully before putting it inside her bag.

"Oh, almost forgot to ask†How is Ravenclaw?" Hermione said changing the subject.

Harry shook his head. 'Girls!'

And so Cassandra told them everything, more then they could manage to here, yet a few things they managed. For example that everyone seemed so nice and the wonder around the secret libraries. Also she told them a lot about Terry Boot, who had asked her out for the next Hogsmeade visit. This, somehow, made Ron's fist shake violently, yet only Harry noticed.

"Well, if there isn't much more to say, I think it's a good time to head towards the archery classroom or we'll all be late." Draco said, checking the time.

The six teens rose from their seats and headed up towards the fifth floor and the classroom where the a real archer stood waiting.


Outside their classroom Blaze and the Creevey brothers eavesdropped on the voices inside. Smiling they let a small magical filled balloon roll in. Now this may not sound like anything, but it's the inside that you better look out for. The six heirs and the archer, Mia Sheet, didn't notice what rolled into the classroom, but when it exploded, they all screamed and jumped out of the way. Ron raged, as he was covered in glitter and walked out to discover†nothing. Blaze and the Creevey brothers had since long disappeared into another empty classroom and were now laughing their heads of.

Hermione brushed the glitter of furiously. The problem was that the more she brushed, the more she got covered. Cassandra tried to pull it of with magic, which didn't work. Instead the glitter attached itself on their very skin, which made them look like jewels instead of humans. Draco was furious and tried to figure out another way to get it of. He used elemental magic, which just soaked him.

So the lesson proceeded with glittering students. During the lesson they trained their skills to the very best. Mia Sheet wanted them to be able to shoot a grain of sand in half, when the year would be finished. Also, they were taught in where you shot to kill, or to hurt seriously. None of them wanted to kill, yet maybe knowing the basics would help them.

They had to rush to get to the Logical class, where a man named Vet Allt. Waited. They were all given a sheet to finish. Hermione only had to read the sheet twice before answering all the questions and finding the right answers. Cassandra was second to finish, closely followed by Harry and Draco. Five minutes later Neville had done it. They had to wait another five minutes for Ron. Ron was not logically skilled, that's for sure.

"What kind of silly question were those? What do you do when your roof's leaking and you don't have a ladder. There's not much to do, is there?"

The remaining five laughed. That had been them most simple question, and the easiest one.

"You borrow one." Hermione said.

"Oh, well I am not a such a Miss-Know-It-All as you."

Neville shook his head.

"Ron, even we knew the answer to that."

Ron blinked like a simple idiot. The others shook their heads. How typical of him.

Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville went for Charms, and arrived just in time for the lessons to start. The remainders, Draco and Cassandra went for Transfiguration and Potions.

"Good day class" little Professor Flitwick greeted them. "This year we'll begin on the Xiantachic charm, also known as the charm of life. Now, Xiantachic is a curse that first was discovered in the old Atlantis. When the city disappeared, many old spells disappeared with it, except for one. This. Xiantachic can be used when a person is either dying or in mortal pain. It gives back life, but also takes. As a result the person using the spell gives away a bit of his or her life to whoever gets hit by it. Now, this spell is strictly controlled and all we'll do is to practise this on rats and mice. Doing this on a human being could mean giving away your whole life. Our body is and expert on reviving itself so you won't take any damage. Yet think of what I tell you, we don't want any mistakes here."

They were all given a badly wounded worm to begin with. Many of the girls didn't look too happy for this, giving their life energy to a worm.

"Well begin with worms, the proceed to Flobberworms, small frogs and in the end, mice. Now, the Incantation is Xiantachio Exordium. Class, begin now!"

Harry pointed his wand at the dying worm. The black, probably squeezed thing wriggled lazily before Harry said "Xiantachio Exordium." The usual colour seemed to go back, but Harry felt a wave of tiredness after performing.

"This is indeed harder then I thought." Hermione said pulling the sweat from her forehead.

Ron agreed, looking over to the table where Lavender sat, they saw her faint. In the meantime Neville performed the spell without any trouble and received twenty points for Gryffindor.

"Galloping gargoyles, Neville. How did you manage that without pulling a sweat?"

"You do forget often I'm the best on healing around here. You have to concentrate just to give out as much life energy as needed. I think you guys gave out a bit too much."

"An easy mistake I guess" Harry said looking at Professor Flitwick, who nodded. The others sighed and thought of testing Neville's trick, as soon as they believed they would have the energy to carry on, which took some minutes. Soon, they managed, yet still they used a bit too much.

Yet five minutes before the bell would ring, all of sudden sparks came from a chandelier up the ceiling and everyone looked up to receive a rain of worms. Parvati and Lavender cried and ran. Dean and Seamus tried to shield themselves the best they could. The heirs reflexively shielded themselves with magic. The new seventh year Gryffindor Blaze just continued working, even in the sea of worms that had appeared, yet both Harry and Hermione noticed a small smile on his lips. That Gryffindor new something about it.

The bell thankfully rang, and Harry and the others headed for their telepathically class in the Glass Tower, which usually was restricted for all students. The Glass Tower was a bit dangerous because if you stepped on the wrong place, you would easily fall down. A tower made by glass could look beautiful, but it was not effective.


Same time, Professor McGonagall, who walked down the Second floor corridor, in her Animagus form, suddenly found herself in a cage. It would take a while to get out, since she couldn't transform back, the cage was unbreakable.

Down in the dungeons Professor Snape too was pranked. Someone had switched the bottles of his Powdered Octopus Powder and Hare Scurf.

Also, on her way to the class, Cassandra took a wrong turn and suddenly found herself in a trick hole. While levitating up she noticed that the whole had magically been hidden.

And yet, much more happened, both in the Library, the Kitchen and the charms Classroom. Mrs Norris was found as a transfigured torch, the caretaker Argus Filch himself had in one second walked in one of the corridors, next he swam in the lake.

The question everyone asked themselves†What was going on?

No one new what awaited them around the corner.


As the class proceeded, nothing happened and the five heirs and the sorceress kept a very interesting conversation in their head. Of course they also had to learn to block each other from each other's inner thoughts. Like for instance

'How will I tell Cassie that I love her?'

'Poor Blaze, he'll receive hell for this.'

'Oh no, I forgot to wash my hair.'

'Lupin seeds and nettles make a wonderful love potion.'

'Yuck, he sure stinks!'

'Help, I can't stand this tower. I'm afraid of heights.'

Of course, only the last sentence was heard by the others, and everyone surely enough wondered who could be afraid of heights. Hermione played along, not wanting to give out the answer that easily.

Yet they discussed the weird happenings over the day, everyone wondered who had been pranked mostly the whole school. Harry had an idea, Draco was pretty sure he knew one of them. Hermione was trying to connect the events two and two. Cassandra went through the books she read and Neville, well he already knew the answer. He could tell the others, but seeing them like this really was amusing.

The master for this, or teacher, or whatever you can call it told them to concentrate deeply. They would soon start to go over to Occlumency and Leglimens, very much to Harry's disgust. He still remembered his fifth year when he had had Snape in this. Luckily, they wouldn't have him, instead they had a old hag called Vendella Victory. She was a real hag, yet she wasn't as bad as Snape.

They were just about to start, when all of sudden the tower shook and the glass broke. They fell

To reviewers: Hey, where did my reviewers go. Oh well, guess you guys busy with other stuff. Anyway, thanks to you guys who did review me.

Nightwing 509: Hope you liked this chapter.

ThE 3 cAbAlLeRoS: Things will get better, in next. I know this chapter might have dragged and forgive me for putting you all in a cliffhanger. And Iris will return soon.

blaze potter: Blaze, forgive me for what I'm about to do, but I can't resist. I just think this year should be a bit crazier then last and your character need something. Flame me next, here comes another Fred and George.

End Notes: Well, left you in a cliffhanger. Oh well, I'll update soon. And sorry for not writing so much interesting in this chapter, more will come, I hope or I might as well quit this.

Tári: Oops, looks like she's cracking up.

Seeeza: Knew she would, sooner or later.

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