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James Isaac Neutron. That stupid little piece of shit. He thinks he's so smart. I beat him on a test! I have the same IQ! But does anyone give a damn? No! My name is never on the front page of the New York Times. I've never been nominated for a Nobel Prize. I don't have some stupid blonde bimbo for a girlfriend.
Jimmy Neutron is everything that I hate. That sickening hairdo. The way he always has to play the hero. He's such an ass. He thinks that because he gets better grades that he's better than me. I hate him. God, how I'd love to blow his freaking head off.
I'm sick of him and I'm sick of this god damn world. Nobody ever appreciates me. Nobody ever congratulates me on my grades. Nobody ever gives a damn. It's Jimmy this and Jimmy that. He's a pathetic little worm. And today I'll squish him like the puny bug he is.
No, no. He doesn't deserve death's warm embrace. To feel pain for a moment and then to escape. Death is too good for him. Torture, now that's an idea. Yes, torture. And what is the best way to hurt a person, the best way to make them writhe in pain and beg for mercy? Yes, that's right. Get the ones they love.
But I could make it bigger. Why should just he pay? The world. Yes, all the stupid people on this planet that never cared about me. I'll make them all pay. And Jimmy will sit there, crying, knowing that he might have been able to save them, but he didn't.
No longer am I a child. I am eighteen now, an adult. Time to take real action. I'll go over to his little house and torture him. I'll kill the ones he loves. I'll injure him and leave him there. Then I'll, I'll, I've got it! His stupid little laboratory. The things, the inventions, the weapons that he must have in there.
I'll pluck one of his stupid little hairs off of his huge head and sneak into his lab. How easy it would be to get control of the world's nuclear weapons from in there, with the technology that he has. I could make planes drop from the sky. I could cut off the world's power. I could do anything.
Yes, I'll destroy it all. And I'll tie up the little freak and make him watch. I'll make him watch the destruction I'll cause. And best of all, I'll be using his inventions to destroy the earth with! It's brilliant.
Yes, that's good. It's so simple. And once I destroy everything, I'll take one of his stupid little rockets and survey the damage. I'll shoot the survivors for target practice. Or, oh that's good. I could threaten them. I could rule them. I could rule the world! To have ultimate power. Yes, that's what I'll do.
The world will pay for what they've done to me. And so will Jimmy Neutron. They will never forget me. They will never forget John Duncans.