A/N: Yes, I'm back with a second chapter! Just incase, I'm telling you now, Ryan is Angel's new boyfriend in real life! Angel is my friend; he is now dating a guy named Ryan! I say something to this effect at the bottom to.

Angel: You are forgetting to disclaimer.

Sakura: Don't care.

Ryan: Fine, I'll do it! Sakura wishes that she owned Yu-Gi-Oh! but sadly, she does not. Me and Angel own Bakura and Malik pistures though!

Angel: 'Kura, 'Kura and Malik. No one said happy birthday to me yesterday!

Sakura: I did!

Ryan: So did I!

Angel: I mean the readers of the story...

Sakura: Poor, poor Angel. On with the fic!

Chapter Two

"That girl is weird." Yugi, Mokuba, Yami, Sakura, and everyone else said as they watched here form disappearing. Well, except for the poor unconscious Kaiba.

"Very, very cool though." Angel added.

All of a sudden, Rusty came running back towards them and stopped. Unfortunately, or in Angel's case, fortunately, she was standing on top of Kaiba; she bent down and picked something up. "I forgot my rusty spoon!" and then she ran away again.

"She was standing on top of Kaiba!" Angel screamed happily. "I love you Rusty!" he screamed as loud as he could, causing people to come out of their homes angrily.

"Ow... my head hurts... and so does my stomach." Kaiba groaned as he sat up.

"That's good!" Angel said excitedly.

"Quite be mean to my Seto!" Joey exclaimed angrily.

"Joey!" Kaiba exclaimed as he jumped on Joey, forcing them both to the ground.

"AAAWWW!" Sakura said as she started jumping up and down.

"Yuck! You're sick Joey! I'm sure you could find someone better than Kaiba! Kaiba sucks! Death to the evil Kaiba!" Angel screamed as he started running around in circles.

"Hello!" somebody exclaimed as he ran over to the group of people. He started blushing when he saw Seto and Joey making-out.

"Who are you?" Sakura asked curiously.

"Uh..."

"Ryan! You're here! I thought you weren't going to come!" Angel exclaimed excitedly.

"I ran into a psycho girl yelling 'Death to all teapots!' Then she killed my poor coffee cup. I knew ye well coffee cup."

"Oh! That's the cool person who knocked Kaiba out! She's so awesome! Not as awesome as you though!"

"What's her name?"

"Her name is Rustyspoons but I call her Rusty. Yup! She let me attempt to kill Kaiba!" (If you don't know what I'm talking about, you have to read her story called 'Kaiba and the fan girls'! I love that story!)

"Sweet! Killing Kaiba would be a dream come true!" Ryan exclaimed as sparkles appeared around his teary eyes.

"Wouldn't it?" Angel said as him and Ryan snuck up behind Sakura and screamed, "Can we please kill Kaiba!"

"No! My Seto! ...I mean... my big brother! You can't kill Seto! Cause then I wouldn't be able to torcher him myself!" Sakura exclaimed.

"I want to torcher him too!" Mokuba said excitedly.

"Fine..." the two whispered sadly.

All of a sudden, an evil teapot landed on Malik's head, "Damn things!"

"Let me get it." Bakura offered as he banished the evil teapot to the shadow realm.

Then, Rustyspoons came running towards them, "Wow, the evil teapots really like you guys. Sis you see an evil teapot go by?"

"'Kura banished it to the shadow realm." Ryou answered kindly.

"Oh no! Now I must use, 'The Super Big Giant Rusty Spoon'!"

"Why?" was Angel's stupidly obvious question.

"Because shadow magic makes them stronger! You, Bakura, out of the way or Angel is going to kill me for hurting you!"

"Actually, I'd kill Sakura because she's the one making you hurt him."

"Oh. Well get out of the way anyway!" she offered, "I do not understand what I just said... That's just pitiful."

A couple minutes after Bakura moved, a teapot influenced by the shadow realm to make it as big as a two story house, appeared in front of them. But something was strangely different about this one. This one had a giant penguin that was riding it.

"Me and my pet have come to take over the world and steal your insanity!"

"Why do you want our insanity? Shouldn't you want our sanity?" Sakura asked.

"If I took your sanity, you would still be able to write these ridiculous stories. But, if I take your insanity, you will have no way of writing anything anymore!" the evil, insanity stealing penguin exclaimed.

"No! Our insanity!" Sakura and Rusty yelled at the same time.

When the penguin started sucking up everyone's insanity into the staff he had with him, Rusty sacrificed herself to save the others. As she lay on the ground twitching, Sakura ran over to her.

"I... will... be... ok..." and then, Rusty disappeared, never to be seen again.

/Not/

"If I took your sanity, you would still be able to write these ridiculous stories. But, if I take your insanity, you will have no way of writing anything anymore!" the evil, insanity stealing penguin exclaimed.

"No! Our insanity!" Sakura and Rusty yelled at the same time.

When the evil started sucking up everyone's insanity into the staff he had with him, Rusty jumped up with her rusty spoon and truck the penguin with it.

"Die you evil creatures!" she screamed.

When the evil penguin and the evil teapot started disappearing, the penguin yelled one last thing, "You haven't seen the last of us you insane people!"

The end.

Sakura: Just kidding! That's not the end! But I do need people to read and review! If you want to be in my story just say so, and specify if you are a girl or boy! We will be seeing a lot more of Rustyspoons in my psychotic tale of evil penguins and teapots being killed with the mighty power the awesome Rusty spoon!

Angel: Quite babbling.

Ryan: I wanted to kill Kaiba...

Sakura: To bad! Oh, by the way, Ryan is Angel's new boyfriend. They met at a club thingy or something like that.

Angel: We met at an amusement park on Friday you idiot!

Ryan: He's so cute when he's mad! Hey, tell Rusty I want to be in her story!

Sakura: Will do! As long as you leave me alone for a while.

Angel and Ryan: Bai bai! Well, till next time...