A/N: I'm bbaacckk!
Angel: Me and Ryan will answer all reviews since chapter one.
Review responses- Chapter 1
Rustyspoons- Ryan: Yay! (also hits Kaiba on the head.) This IS fun!
Angel: Let me try! (Joins in the Kaiba bashing) Fun! AHH...! Wait... it's a girl? Kaiba's a girl!
Ryan: The penguin you idiot...
Angel: Thank you for reviewing!
Chapter 2
xSwtlilangelx- Ryan: Yes... random...
Angel: Very random indeed! Yes! You, a wonderful authoreeperson thinks this story is funny! As do I because it contains Kaiba torture!
Sakura: Update your story soon! I need more of it! I' am incomplete without it!
Rustyspoons- Ryan: You put me in your story! You put me in your story!
Angel: Why did it have to end so soon! I was starting to have fun! I guess that was a great chappie...
Chapter 3
xSwtlilangelx- Ryan: Yes, Penguins! They are evil!
Angel: Thank you for reviewing.
Rustyspoons- Ryan: Haha! Your bum was running away!
Angel: That is too funny! She is still writing! Yes! Sakura was just fine! She stood up too quickly and it made her black out...
Aelli Flame- Ryan: I have to disagree with you. Joey and Seto making out is disturbing... Please keep reading!
Angel: You shall be in the story!
Sakura: All of you who have reviewed, I hope you keep it up/it helps me believe in myself! Which of course these guys don't. They make me feel worthless. Guys can be evil sometimes. But then other times, these two act like girls.
Ryan: We can't act like girls! Girls go through things guys would never want to go through! You go through... 'weird' things... 'creepy' things. AND CHILD BIRTH! How the hell do you do it!
Angel: He has had to much coffee... Do girls realy go through all that crap? The closest I have ever been to being a girl is when my father got pissed off at me. I was five years old and he paraded me around a park in a frilly dress. Don't they know how disturbing that is? He even took pictures! He went all out though. Not just a dress. He out make-up on me and pierced my ears. He made me wear girly shoes and those frilly socks... I like my parents and all, but that was a little too far. All I did was mess with my moms lipstick. He didn't have to treat me like a girl!
Sakura: Um...On with the fic!
Chapter 4- The Evil Queen Aelli Flame
"We didn't even know you left!" they yelled as they ran towards the others.
Then, they were off to devise a strategy for taking down the evil creatures.
On their way to Sakura's house, well, actually it was the Kaiba mansion, they ran into a girl who was around Kaiba's age. When Kaiba saw her, he promptly hid behind Joey.
"Hi Seto!" the girl exclaimed a little too enthusiastically. This girl was dressed in a very expensive and beautiful wedding dress with a little blue rose by the collar on the left side.
"Who are you?" Joey asked with anger dripping from every word.
"I'm Aelli Flame! You can call me Aelli! I'm Seto's arranged wife!" the girl now known as Aelli exclaimed happily.
"This girl is insane..." Malik whispered to his boyfriend. (A/N: Angel: His very SEXY BOYFRIEND!)
"Isn't that a good thing, Malik?" Bakura asked, giving his boyfriend a small peck on the cheek.
"AAWWW! That's so cute!" Ryan and Angel exclaimed at the same time as their eyes grew wide and sparkly.
"Yaoi!" Aelli giggled happily. "As long as Seto is with Joey, I shall forever be happy! But you must do something first!"
"What?" Kaiba asked hesitantly as he peered over Joey's shoulder at the insane girl.
"You have to MAKEOUT with him RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!" She yelled, which effectively made people storm out of their houses with very large steak knives.
"Shut the hell up and stop yelling!" they all yelled at the same time as they advanced on the girl.
"TEAPOT!" Rusty yelled as a teapot came walking out of one of the houses and right in between the angry mob and the frightened girl.
"Why the hell is that teapot walking?" one of the strangers asked.
"The teapot is walking because the teapots are trying to take over the world!" Rusty exclaimed as she effectively smashed the evil creature with her rusty spoon.
"Hey! That was my very expensive teapot that I got from Tokyo!" another person exclaimed angrily as he stomped towards Rusty.
"You will understand soon why I had to destroy it. Seto! Give him some money so he can go bye something a lot better than a teapot!"
"But I don't wanna!" Kaiba whined, making everyone look at him in amazement.
"Seto, you must give him some money so he will stop flirting with Joey..." Mokuba whispered as he pointed to the man that was currently grabbing Seto's, Joey's ass.
"You fucking BASTERD! Get the hell away from him! I'LL KILL YOU!" Kaiba screamed as he charged at the man.
"Wait! I was just kidding! Please don't kill—TEAPOT!" the man cried as he ran away.
All of a sudden, a medium sized teapot appeared on Kaiba's head.
"Why do teapots keep landing on Seto's head?" Mokuba asked as he tilted his head to the side like a little puppy.
"Hello! You're ignoring me! I don't like being IGNORED!" Aelli exclaimed as she started glowing with a golden aura, (I love making people glow!) and her outfit changed from the wedding dress, to a beautifull black dress with a v-neck, Long flowing sleeves, and a slit in the skirt that went up to her thigh. (Angel's idea! Not mine! Alough, that probably would look pretty! I will try to find a picture of the dress I'm talking about and e-mail it to you. Unless you already knw what I'm talking about...)
"What the hell!" Angel exclaimed.
"I summon the almighty Lord Of The Dead! Anubis!" and with that, a very ugly man appeared in front of her.
"Didn't we kill him?" Yami questioned Yugi.
"I thought we did..." Yugi whispered sadly.
"It is just a hologram!" Rusty exclaimed, pointing to the duel disk lying on the ground behind Aelli.
"Wow... This girl is even crazier then I though..." Bakura whispered to Angel who blushed a fiery red.
"Y-Y-Yeah..." Angel choked out before falling to the ground, unconscious.
"Wow 'Kura, how did you do that?" Malik asked, thoroughly impressed with how easy his boyfriend had done something that he's tried and failed to do to many people.
"I don't know. All I did was say the girl was crazier than I thought, then he passed out." Bakura answered.
"That's weird."
"You two are not paying attention to me! I' am the Queen of all things evil! I shall rule the world!" and with that, Aelli disappeared and in her place stood a very deranged looking teapot. I'm serious, this thing was like, 3inches tall and-and... I don't know how to explain it. Rusty didn't even have to use her rusty spoon to kill it. All she did was barely touch the thing and it shattered into tiny little pieces, which then turned into dust and got blown away by the light wind.
"That was pathetic." Ryan giggled and then he finally noticed his dear boyfriend was passed out at Bakura's feet.
TILL NEXT TIME!
A/N: Wow... That was pretty short. Longer then my last chapter, but short none the less.
Angel: (Rolling on the floor laughing) Kaiba... had an... arranged... WIFE! That is too funny!
Ryan: What is going to happen next! I need to know! She won't tell us anything! She makes us wait and read while she writes! Help us Rusty! Help us get away from the torcher of Sakura!
Sakura: I don't torcher you! I'm the one that doesn't care if you guys make out in my bedroom!
Ryan: Hush!
Angel: That's a secret! You keep giving away our secrets! Aelli Flame, Sakura is sorry about the roll she gave you, but if you don't want a MAJOR part, she will kill you off. If you do want that MAJOR part, you will keep appearing and trying to kill my sweet 'Kura and Malik! Oh, and Kaiba.
Ryan: He's being a sexy butthead right now! I know, for 17, we sure don't act our age. We act like little kids. We'll, except for the kissing part, and the making out part. Heehee! That's my favorite.
Sakura: (Scared look on her face...) Um, well, Read and Review! Remember people! We authoreepeople need ideas from you wonderful reviewers! So please! All ideas are welcome! There is no such thing as a stupid idea! For this story is meant to be stupid! So bring forth the stupidity of your ideas! Flames are welcome! They will be used to light the path in my dungeon that contains any Yaoi hater that is stupid enough to read a yaoi story! Till next time!