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Aelli Flame: Fun role! Yay! I'm happy! You are in this chapter to! I hope you like the fact that your name is in the title of two chapters! Super sugar shock? Triple S! Sounds fun!

Rustyspoons: Yes... deranged teapots. That's sorta right! They just like the warmth!

Sakura: On to the fic! Oh, before I forget, this CHAPTER and the last one are dedicated to both Rustyspoons and Aelli Flame!

Angel: Just get on with the story...

Ryan: If you stop talking she will...

Chapter 5: Aelli's Evil Plan

"That was pathetic." Ryan giggled and then he finally noticed his dear boyfriend was passed out at Bakura's feet.

"Yes. Pathetic." Malik yawned, causing Ryan to start drooling and then fall to the ground next to his boyfriend.

"You did it Malik." Bakura congratulated, while snickering.

"What is up with these two? Every time we do something, these two just get wide eyed. They get that look in there eyes, like you get wh... Wait! Do you think...?"

"Think what?"

"You have a teapot on your head 'Kura."

"Are these things obsessed with landing on peoples heads or something!" Bakura asked angrily as he stuck his hand in his boyfriend's pocket.

"What are you two do...ing..." Sakura stopped herself then walked up behind Bakura and tapped him on the shoulder.

"What!" he asked angrily.

"You have a teapot on your head." She answered calmly.

"I know." he answered back as he pulled a spoon out of Malik's pants pocket and smashed the teapot that was snuggled into his hair.

"How did that get in there!" Malik exclaimed.

"Remember that time we went to the museum and I didn't have any clean clothes?" Malik shook his head yes. "So I borrowed a pair of your pants."

"That doesn't explain how that disgusting thing got in there!"

"I stole it. Remember?"

"From a museum."

"Yeah."

"You stole a spoon. From the museum."

"I already said that."

"Why the hell did you need to steal a spoon from the museum!" Malik asked angrily.

"I was bored and you said that I couldn't steal anything really big so I settled for this spoon. You know that 'empty' sarcophagus?"

"You mean the one that said there was a curse on it and if anyone touched it they would live their most horrible nightmare?"

"Yeah! That one!"

"I've had enough. You are so dead Ryo Bakura!" Malik exclaimed angrily as he started chasing his seemingly ex-boyfriend around the neighborhood.

"Uh. What happened?" Angel asked as he woke up. "Why is Malik chasing 'Kura around?"

"You shall have to find that out on your own my son." Rusty said, using her best Dr. Evil voice.

"Son? What son?" Ryan asked as he sat up.

"She is being crazy Ryan." Sakura answered.

"Follow your nose! Where ever it goes! To the flavors! Where ever they go!" Sakura turned around and looked at Rusty questioningly. Rusty just shrugged her shoulders and pointed behind her where a toucan was seemingly chasing something red and round.

"Ok." Sakura said amusingly.

"Where did Kaiba and the teapot that nobody destroyed yet go?" Ryan asked.

"Over here!" Kaiba exclaimed. They all turned around to see Kaiba sitting underneath a tree, talking to the teapot.

"Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?" Rusty asked.

"I think we are all seeing it." Joey answered.

/The underworld with Aelli Flame/

"Hm. Those brats won't know what hit them. Will they my sweet little Duke?" Aelli asked evilly.

"No my lady. They will not. I have our top teapot spying on them."

"You mean him?" Aelli asked as she waved her hand, making a small ball appear. The ball showed a picture of all the people in Sakurs's and Rusty's group, standing around the teapot. It seemed that the teapot was telling the group of his people's, well, fellow teapots, plans.

"That traitor! Do you wish for me to take care of him my lady?" the one named Duke asked.

"No. Let's see what he does first. We can get him to lead them right to us. Duke! How many times have I told you to stop that!"

"Uh... Sorry my lady. It's just a habit. I will try and stop."

"You better stop. I will only tell you so many time before I destroy you myself."

"Eep! I promise your majesty!"

"Good. As long as we have that cle-I said, 'STOP FLIRTING WITH DEATH!' One more time and you are gone!"

"Yes Ma'am! I'm extremely sorry Ma'am!" Duke whimpered. He may be the penguin that came from the shadow realm riding a giant teapot, but he's still a wimp who loves to flirt with the evil queens' boyfriend.

"I want you to go get the army ready. We will strike tomorrow night! Watch out Bakura. You will be the first to die! Bwahahahahaha!" the evil queen Aelli laughed excitedly. "God I hate this. Why do I have to do this? Why can't evil things just happen without me controlling them? I want a normal life!"

"Uh... Ma'am, they are still here." Duke smirked at the queen's embarrassment.

"Get out of here you idiots!' she screamed angrily.

/Back with the gang/

"So you are saying that Aelli is planning on taking Bakura out first?" Kaiba asked.

"Yes! That's right! Why do you people not understand evil talk?" the teapot asked curiously.

"Because we are insane. Not evil." Joey answered knowledgeable.

"Well that's obvious." The teapot whispered to himself.

"What was that?" Sakura asked, eyeing the teapot dangerously.

"Uh... NOTHING! I swear!"

"Why are we listening to a teapot?" Rusty asked, "Aren't we supposed to kill them?"

"This one is helping us be fore we kill it!" Kaiba exclaimed as he scooped the teapot into his arms protectively.

"Hey! Let go of me you filthy human!" the teapot yelled as it bit through Kaiba's hand, making him screech in pain, making him also drop the accursed thing.

"Hey! You are not supposed to bite my boyfriend!" Joey exclaimed as he took the rusty spoon from Rusty and hit the evil thing that bit his boyfriend.

"NNNOOOOO!" the teapot yelled before crumbling.

"Stupid teapots. Biting my poor Seto. Now he probably has some sort of teapot disease." Joey mumbled, more to himself then anyone else.

"We have to take Kaiba to the hospital!" Rusty exclaimed. "A teapots bite is almost like a snake's bite. Except, with a teapot bite, it doesn't kill your body. Just your soul. They transfer their power into the person from the bite. As soon as the 'poison' gets through your system, bye, bye person, hello human teapot."

"Can't we stop the 'poisons' flow by making his blood stop?" Angel asked hopefully.

"That means we would have to kill him." Sakura stated.

"We'll do it." Angel and Ryan said at the same time as they got evil glints in their eyes. They pulled short daggers out of their pockets and advanced on Kaiba.

Till next time!

Sakura: Evil cliffy! A storm is coming so I have to stop it their and get off my moms computer.

Angel: Damn storms. Making us stop killing Kaiba.

Sakura: Who said you were going to get to kill Kaiba?

Ryan: Nobody...

Sakura: Well, anyways... I hope you like! Read and Review please! Bai bai! Till next time anyways.