If you have read my fics... You will know that I write omakes at the end of almost every episode.
And if you go beyond that...
You will know that I write mini-episodes in the comments if the comment provides good ideas. (In AO3. FFN doesn't have a reply function)
After doing that for a while...
There was a suggestion to make a compilation of them, and I thought it was a good idea.
So...
Enjoy!
Chapter 4: What if: D's aim was accurate
Omake: Written by RossieSvendo, Edited by YoshimuraK
The mourning of the Ouroboros continued until the Queen's particles disappeared into the atmosphere.
And…they stopped crying.
Why? Was it magic? Magic that stops kids from crying? Was it Santa? You better not cry?
No, it was…
Better than that.
It started when the big machine in the Cloudkeep opened.
The machine opened, emitting steam. And…
A small robot popped out.
"Poppi goes and takes one nap and then everything goes to Morytha!" The robot, calling herself Poppi, chirped, turning her head rapidly to check the surroundings.
The party all froze.
"Uhhh… who are you? No, what are you?" Noah said, his eyes empty.
"Poppi is Poppi!" Poppi announced.
"That…literally tells us nothing…" Taion muttered.
"Footage says Nia was killed by Moebius… likely location of Moebius… identified…" The robot said to herself, reviewing the surveillance footage with her mechanical eyes, and after she finished it… She turned into a form of a grown woman, similar to Ethel, and took off.
"Did… that metal girl just fly?" Lanz said.
"Honestly I kinda stopped questioning since when Joran turned people into sparking mud or something…" Eunie facepalmed.
(Meanwhile)
'Knock Knock'
"Hmmm? A…visitor…? Wait, a visitor?" Z said to himself, running to the door in surprise.
"Knock Knock." A girl's voice was heard.
"Who's…who's…there…?"
"Pie."
"What…pie…?"
"POPPI QTPi!" The robot shouted, as she busted open the door.
"What the….?!"
Chapter 16: What if: Noah preferred dogs over cats
Comment: Michael963 - Ooh! I just got an amazing thought! What if M's hair had fleas in it?
(The Hair Dilemma scene)
Eunie, Mio, Sena, and Manana were gathered around a table, discussing something.
The topic was…this, about Mio's new hair. She always had her characteristic short, braided hair, but after she switched bodies with M, she gained a new hairstyle. Which was…very unique for a colony born.
Since a colony born human was designed as a weapon to kill enemies, they usually kept their hair short. Hairs like Noah's or Eunie's were considered long, and if they grew their hair like Ethel, they were considered as a very unique person. Like that, growing hair inside the colony was a thing that required time and courage.
But M's hair…
Was something else.
Her hair was so long that they came past her shoulders, her waist, and reached her hips. They even got in her way when she tried to sit, or even go to the bathroom. She did have a hard time adjusting to this long hair, but after M died to save them, her thoughts slightly changed. They were one of the things that M left her. She wanted to remember her forever till she died, and the hair would be a great memoir if kept.
But…
She couldn't help to think they were a great nuisance.
So…
She decided to consult her female friends. Perhaps Eunie would give her a good answer since she kept her hair long enough and she had a ponytail friend.
"Why don't you ask Noah?" Eunie said.
"No, this is my problem, not his." Mio shook her head. That wasn't the answer she wanted, dammit, she wanted clear answers.
But as she shook her head…
The discussion topics was about to change.
Since…
Some small bits fell from her hair.
"Wait...what was that...?" Sena scratched her fiery hair.
"Uh… Mio, love, shake your head again." Eunie said, prying her eyes.
"Hmmm? Why?" Mio tilted her head, as if she knew nothing about it.
"Just do it." Eunie demanded.
"Okay..."
Mio shook her head once again...
And...
Fleas galore.
"Holy sparks, Mio, that's it. You're cutting your sparking hair." Eunie facepalmed.
"Whaaaat? Whyyyyyyy?" Mio whined. Well, it was indeed a clear answer she wanted… But…she didn't want it to be like this!
"Cut that snuffin' thing off or I'll shave your hair until you get bald."
"..."
"Mimi...let's just follow Eunie's words..." Sena muttered.
"Aww..."
"And you're going to the vet after we go back." Eunie sighed.
"What? Why a vet? Not a doctor?"
"Don't ask."
"Eunieeeee..."
Well, guess she had more work to do.
(Omake: Written by Michael963, Edited by YoshimuraK)
M's favorite thing to do before she switched bodies would be to shake her head all over N. She would just walk toward him, and shook her head like a cat rubbing their heads to their master. N knew the small bits falling from her hair, but…
He didn't say a thing. That hopeless guy really thought that she was showing affection like that. And whenever she did that to him, he smirked like he was triumphant.
And…M switched bodies. Mio was M, and M was Mio.
And it didn't take long for Mio to notice the fleas in M's hair.
It was the time when she first showered, but as soon as she noticed it…
She stopped showering her hair, and only washed her body.
After doing that…
She just followed what M did for the following month.
The consuls always snorted at the scene, watching N getting covered by cat bugs.
But one day…
X interrupted.
"N, she literally grew her hair out and never cared for it to fuck with you."
"What!? Why would she do that? She's Mio! And-" N's voice trembled.
"N, this behavior is exactly why she purposely got Fleas. Come on, mate, leave her alone."
"No! Mio wouldn't do this to me. She wouldn't!" N whined, shaking his also long hair.
"I can't deal with N's stalker tendencies or whatever they are…"
Comment: MalignaceAmeli - What if, in an alternate scenario, he answered "cats" instead? Would that make Mio super happy, you think?
"I think...I'll pick cats." Noah said. With a firm expression on his face.
"You what, mate?" Lanz stared in disbelief.
"Traitor! Traitor!" Eunie shouted, pointing at Noah.
"Yes! Yes! Yeeessss!" Mio suddenly stood up, cheering and jumping. Her face was burning with a blush of happiness.
"We won! Yippee! You seem strangely happy though, Mimi..." Sena said.
"Haha...do I...?" Mio rubbed the back of her neck.
"Anyway, a worthy victory." Taion nodded.
"Awwwww!" Eunie dropped her head.
But little did they know.
That they were being watched by a certain Moebius.
"Hah..." M sighed, now with tears on her eyes.
"Guess...I'll die...?"
And that's why she truly decided to do...
Operation: Eclipse Homecoming.
Comment: Bobman23 - Okay but what if Noah said that he likes both dogs and cats
"Um...I like them both." Noah said.
"...?" The party gazed at Noah with silence. Most of them were filled with disbelief.
And...
Mio broke it.
"YOU GOTTA PICK ONE!" Mio shouted.
"Whoa!"
"Uh...Mimi...?"
"YOU GOTTA PICK AT LEAST ONE, YOU DUMMY! COME ON NOW, WHAT'S THIS SPARKING SITUATION RIGHT NOW, HUH? ARE YOU GONNA SPLIT YOURSELF IN HALF WHEN YOU MEET A RIGHT OR LEFT SITUATION? OR ARE YOU GONNA DO THIS? 'Hey, Noah, do you want it spicy or sweet?' 'I can't decide it, just mix it.' THIS? OR ARE YOU GONNA DO THIS? 'Hey, how long do you want your hair?' 'I can't decide it, just cut it halfway through.' THIS? OR ARE YOU GONNA..."
"Whoa, whoa! Calm down there, love. Did someone put catnip in her tea or something?" Eunie said, trying to calm Mio down.
"Uh...Mio...I..."
"SO! PICK, NOAH. DOGS OR CATS? CATS OR DOGS? OR CATS OR CATS?"
"Did she say cats or cats...?" Taion whispered.
"Shh...stay silent..." Sena hushed.
"Wait, Mio, did you call me by my nam..."
"PICK!"
"Okay, okay, just…give me a minute..." Noah sighed.
But little did they know...
That a Moebius was spying on them.
"Hah...at least he has an option of picking both...Not an impossible choice..." M sighed.
"Why did it become like this...?"
"Guess...I'll die...?"
And that's why...
She decided to...
Okay, enough of this BS.
Chapter 17: What if: Juniper ate chocolate
Comment: RossieSvendo - Then again the big "trope" is dogs can't eat chocolate… A lot of animals can't come to think of it, cats, dogs. Parrots/birds… - YoshimuraK - And there's me thinking of Eunie eating chocolate and getting snuffed u... I'll stop. - RossieSvendo - That would have been a funny omake. Like suddenly she learns she's not supposed to have chocolate… and then suddenly eating it causes her to be poisoned. The food poison equivalent of loony tunes running on air till they look down
"Hey, Kite, can I have some of that 9 chocolate the colony made? It's all popular across Aionios, you know." Eunie asked Kite, as she zoomed past the colony towards Kite.
"Well...you can! But...why did you run so fast?"
"I learned from you."
"What?"
"Anyway, give me some of those! I was curious about the taste!" Eunie demanded.
"Alright, alright, you can have it. Here, Colony 9's delicacy!"
"Thanks! You have my gratitude." Eunie smirked, taking a bar from Kite.
And...
Little did she know.
That she was a sparking bird.
(Some time later)
"Guys...urp...I...feel...strange..." Eunie choked out, one hand on her chest and one hand on her mouth.
"Okay...why do I feel De Ja Vu...?" Sena said, scratching her flaming hair.
"Eunie, answer my question," Taion said, facing Eunie. Eunie nodded.
"Thirst?"
Eunie nodded.
"Strange feeling in your chest?"
Eunie nodded again.
"Hands trembling?"
Eunie showed her trembling hands. Vibrating in Hertz scale.
"Okay...nausea...?"
Eunie nodded, now both hands covering her mouth.
"Holy sparks...guys?"
"Eunie's pulling a Juniper."
"What?" Lanz exclaimed with his hands in the air.
"Oh god..." Sena sighed.
"Guys...sorry...I...urp..can't..." Eunie stuttered, slowly doubling up.
"Guess...we're doing that sparking thing again?" Noah said, facing Mio.
"Bleugh!" Eunie started to retch.
"Oh shit, no! Eunie! Don't start it here!"
Seeing the bird girl retch and heave, Mio facepalmed.
"What a lovely bunch..."
Chapter 19: What if: They completely switched clothes
Comment: RossieSvendo - Ya know funny story. I was actually joking around with a friend of mine about a similar concept. Specially about the Lost Vanguard (or whatever Monica's class is called I can't recall) and the interesting effect it seems to have if Lanz, Noah or Taion equips it. Which led to me making the joke about Monica having a bit of… extra padding if you catch my drift. Which sounds like a deliciously awkward conversation as she tries to explain the purpose of said padding. Also, major missed opportunity for Eunie to go "Fly! Fly my pretties!" When messing with the Monado lmao - YoshimuraK - Oh so that's why the boys had the...assets when they equip Monica's class... - RossieSvendo - I mean it makes so much sense… I also feel like Ghondor (who I refuse to believe is 18 due to her diminutive size and.. *cough* "size"… seriously when the Hero quest guide I read got to her I thought she was a boy lmao) would have a field day laughing if she found it out for whatever reason (such as hanging out at camp and one of the characters find the outfit uncomfortable and taking the padding out of the chest)
(One day...)
"Guys, I found out something really important," Lanz said with a serious expression on his face.
"What is it? Spill." Said Eunie.
"You know that when we equip Monica's class...We have...a...certain swelling on our chests?"
"Uh...yeah, I honestly found that jea..." Sena tried to speak, but it was soon interrupted.
"So, look at this," Lanz said, pulling out two thick pads from the Lost Vanguard's clothes.
The party froze.
Like literally, they froze.
And they realized,
That they had Ghondor in the party.
"YOU WHAT?" The martial artist started to run towards Lanz, abandoning training.
"Oh, shoot...?"
"Damn, so this was Bitchqueen's secrets! So that bitch was deceiving everybody with these little things? Ha! I knew it! No, I was already expecting this! She couldn't just have that size naturally!" Ghondor laughed triumphantly.
"You knew it from the first place?" Lanz asked, a bit flabbergasted.
"Yeah, totally!"
"How...?"
"Well, I have some...critical evidence. Do you know about genetics? That the kids resemble their parents?"
"Yeah...?"
"Then, look at these junk! If I didn't get that monstrous size, so do her!" Ghondor said, as she pounded her flat chest.
"Wha...?" Sena, the party's other flat-chested girl, became puzzled.
"Pffft...So THAT's your evidence? Kinda lame, though." Eunie snorted.
"Oh yeah? Wait, how about you? How can I believe that those big chunks of fat there are completely yours?" Ghondor taunted, as she pointed toward Eunie's chest.
"E...excuse me? You...stay right there, you muppet!" Eunie said as she stood up.
"I'm not going nowhere," Ghondor smirked.
"So, what's your issue, jealous of Monica's, or my size, eh?" Eunie said, as she approached the smaller girl.
"Sena, why are we talking about this all of a sudden?" Lanz whispered.
"It's Ghondor... And...Eunie...?" Sena replied.
"Oh, right, yeah." Lanz chuckled, returning to spectator mode.
"So, you want me to show them? To show how much of a boss they are?"
"Your move,"
"You...ah, snuff it. Lanz!"
"Whaaa?" Lanz got startled, almost falling down the chair.
"Tell this little sparking bitch that these are real!" Eunie said, pointing at her chest. Lanz gave a mechanic blush.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, chill, birdbrain, chill!"
"Come on! You know the truth! You've seen them!"
"Wait, did he see your stuff?" Ghondor tried to interrupt. But...it failed.
"Yeah, but...why me...? There's...Sena...Mio...Noah...or...Taion? Wait, does Taion know?"
"Tai... That mudder doesn't have a thing to do with this, you spoon!" Eunie said, furiously blushing.
"Oooh... So Taio..." Lanz was now at the verge of bursting into laughter, but Eunie cut it.
"Snuff it, and forget it. I'm gonna take my top off here."
"What? Eunie, chi..."
"Oh yeah? I dare you to do that, feather-for-brains." Ghondor smirked.
"Oh no..." Sena facepalmed.
(Omake)
"Achoo!"
"You okay, Taion?" Noah asked.
"I'm okay. Just...felt like someone was talking about me."
"Huh?"
"And a certain memory about a certain someone zoomed past my brain..."
"Hmmm... Oh well, nevermind, let's just return to camp and see whether Eunie's group are doing well."
"We should," Taion answered as he adjusted his glasses. But he did have something in his mind...
'Why do I feel Eunie's gonna call me as soon as I go back...'
Chapter 24: What if: They were mentally healthy
Comment: InfiniteNil - .
Chapter 25: What if: Nia kept her blade outfit
Comment: Woodrose - Hilarious, although now I can't help but think that if the theory that Mio is Nia and Rex's daughter is true then Mio will one day realize that all her friends and her boyfriend saw her mother in revealing clothes, no doubt anyone's nightmare.
(The party meets the harem)
"So...guys...? Allow me to introduce them..." Nia opened her mouth, pointing at the two Aegis and the ultimate gigachad.
"He is...Rex. Just Rex. Savior of Alrest, driver of the Aegis, and I am his wife."
"Ooh! So he's your spouse?" Eunie said, her eyes glowing with curiosity.
"Uh...yeah...and...she is Pyra. A fire-type blade, the Aegis, and...his wife."
"...?" The curious glow in Eunie's eyes soon turned into confusion.
"Wha...?" Lanz scratched his head.
"And she is Mythra. A light-type blade, also the Aegis, and...also his wife."
The party's brain stopped working.
"What's wrong?" Nia asked.
"Uh...I...thought that you usually have one spouse...?" Sena said, blushing wildly at the sight of the three women in front of her.
"Oh, yeah, that's...the usual case. But...Rex is different. He loves all of us! And we love each other too!" Nia said, with an enthusiastic voice. Pyra and Mythra nodded from the back, too.
"Okay, I have a question!" Eunie said, raising her hand.
"About what?" Mythra said.
"What about babies? You guys got any babies?"
"Eunie...?"
"Oh yeah! Babies! We actually did!" Said Pyra.
"Did?"
"Yes! They grew up to be fantastic teenagers! I'm so glad!"
"Ooh! Really? Can't wait to meet them!"
"Actually, you already did." Said Mythra.
"...Huh?"
"Isn't it, Mio, sweetheart?" Said Nia, gently embracing Mio's side.
"...?" Mio just froze, her mouth agape.
"WHAAAAATTTT? So Mio is the Queen's...eh...daughter?!" Lanz exclaimed.
"Yes! She is indeed my daughter! We do look alike, don't we?" Nia said, giving a bright smile next to Mio. Although Mio was still frozen in shock.
"Anyway...hey, Rex. Why are you so quiet all of a sudden? I thought you would start talking like crazy with those kids." Mythra said, poking the silent gigachad.
"...I just...don't really like how that ponytail guy is looking at Mio." The gigachad opened his mouth.
"Ponytail guy...? Wait, Noah?"
"Me...?" Noah stuttered, his eyes focused on Mio's Lifesage costume.
"Oh come on, he's just a teen, Rex! And look at here, looks like the word 'Like father, like daughter' was right! Your ponytail taste went to Mio, too!" Mythra laughed.
"When did you become so 'dad', Rex? Heh," Nia smirked.
"Uh...you don't need to worry! Noah won't bite! Isn't it, Noah?" Mio said, looking at her partner.
"Um...yeah! Yeah! I mean no harm to Mio! Sir!" Noah said, making a military salute.
"I'll have my eyes on you, boy."
"...Rex? Let's just...stop acting, will you?" Said Mythra.
"...Pfft...Pahahahahahaha! Okay, okay, I'll stop. I was just joking, okay? I heard that this was the...dad cliches or something. I really wanted to do that when Mio brings a boy." Rex said, bursting with laughter.
"Eh...?" Noah froze.
"Anyway, welcome, Noah! Good to see that my daughter has good taste! Wanna have some special lobsters that you can't actually eat?"
"Huh...?"
"He's just...joking. Come on, Rex, just because you're now a dad, that doesn't mean that you could do dad jokes all the time!" Mythra complained.
(Omake)
"Psst, psst, Lanz!" Eunie whispered.
"What?"
"Guess we found something meatier." Eunie secretly pointed at the two Aegis.
"Meatier...? Oh, come on, Eunie. Ever since we got the doctor's lesson from the City, you never stop with these jokes!"
"It's fun, innit? Wonder how I would look in that kind of costume..."
"...Are you really into those...?"
"Maybe, but looks like Sena does."
"Whaa...?"
"Come on, Sena, love, I know something's rapidly going on inside your cute little brain."
"No no! Not...at all!"
"Talk later when you get that blush off your face. Hey, maybe Lanz would like it if you get their classes." Eunie smirked.
"Eunie..."
Chapter 33: What if: It was Mwambin' time
Comment: RosyMiranto18 - Ah okay then, never heard of that YTP, but good for you. Yeah, I think like the Vandhams is probably Urayans somewhat, so yeah… I guess it's possible, for the purpose of this story at least. Don't think too much on a Crack story, it will crack your head XD And yeah, I did notice that with Taion, but I didn't think about Eunie still not shameful at her getting naked. Well, enjoy the bathing with these two, at least they're less inclined to be awkward… I hope *nervous* Also… Hackt…
(At the Hot spring)
"Eunie? Chuck him in, will you?" Said Isurd, his body half-submerged in the water.
"Will do! But before that... Let me get prepared too." After saying that, Eunie started to remove every garment from her body until she got naked.
"E...Eunie?!" Mio and Sena both exclaimed, seeing their winged friend getting naked in real time.
"So... Now I'm ready. And...are you ready now, four-eyes?" Eunie smirked, with no piece of clothes covering her body. Noah and Lanz, who were seeing this mess of a scene, were at the verge of dying in embarrassment.
"Wait, Eunie, wait wait wait wait wait! I didn't apply for this...!?"
"To late! Wahoo!"
"Aaaaaagh!"
*Splash*
"...Well...that was a thing..." Said Sena, still having her eyes covered.
"Yeah...but where's Mwamba...?" Lanz asked, trying to avoid looking at Eunie, who was trying to remove Taion's clothes in the water.
"He's...over there... He managed to find a safe spot where no Eunies can reach..." Noah sighed.
"Guess...he really is a veteran...?" Mio chuckled.
Chapter 34: What if: They acted like siblings
(Omake: Written by Ion12, Edited by YoshimuraK)
"So…that was the reason why you guys started to act like siblings?" Monica asked, smirking with her arms closed.
"Yeah…and I made an agreement." Said Noah.
"An agreement?"
"Yeah, to call Mio onee-chan at least five times a day."
"Five times a day? Haha! Now that's interesting. Then…how about during nighttime?"
"Wait, how did you know she separated day and night?"
"Intuition."
"Ah… Anyway…at night… The limit explodes. She just constantly wants to call her onee-chan."
"Oho… Hmm… You know what, Noah?"
"Yeah?"
"I think it's time to teach you guys…about…the word 'kink'."
"Kink…?"
"You'll get to know eventually…"
Chapter 38: What if: Mio kept M's clothes
Comment: RosyMiranto18 - -Yep, the Killjoy Taion. -Hahaha, true. -Yeah, but i have a feeling that if Monica carried one, she would take a photo and send it to Noah next time. -Oh... Eunie... should have known.
"So...like this...?" Mio said, as she finished taking her pose.
"Niiice, and...wait a minute..."
"Huh...?"
(Flash)
"Wah...?" Mio flinched, covering her mouth with her hands.
"Niice! Thank you, Mio!" Monica hugged Mio tightly, putting her camera back into her bag.
"Huh...?" Mio was still dumbstruck.
(Later that day)
"Psst, Noah?" Monica whispered to Noah, who was just relaxing in his dorm room.
"Oh, Monica?"
"I have a present for you...!"
"Huh?"
"Here, take this." Said Monica, handing him a piece of paper.
"What's...?"
"Save the fun for later, then... I'll get going, bye!"
And like that... Monica disappeared. Noah trod back to his bed, and laid down with the paper. It was wrapped around as if it was classified information.
"What is..."
"HOLY SPARK." Noah almost fell from his bed. As he saw...
A picture of Mio, killing a strange pose. Her back was facing the camera, she was making a cute V sign with her hands, and she was lifting one leg up, as if she was running in a jolly mood.
But Noah's eyes were seeing different things.
The...
Cake.
The strange pose she was killing...
Was really emphasizing the specific body part he was focusing on.
"Ho...Oh...My...Goodness...Hehe...Hahahaha...!" Noah was now laughing like a madman. With a messed-up blush on his face, he held the photo like it was his No.1 treasure.
"...Where...should...I...put...this...?" His brain started to slow down.
Until...
He heard someone knock on his door.
"Noaaaaaahhh? You in theeerreeee?"
"...?" It was...
Mio.
'Holy shit! Wait, Mio? Mio?! Right now?!'
"Can I go in?" Mio said, still knocking.
"Uh...Wait a second!"
"Huh? Something wrong?"
"Uh...Eh...No...?"
"Then why?"
"..."
"Noah...?"
This chapter won't be completely done until the ending. It will be updated every time whenever I write more of those mini-episodes.