…Shippo as Freddy Krueger…
A/N: I do not own InuYasha, or any of the characters from the show, so don't sue me. However, Keigoe (Pronounced: Key-go or Kay-go) is my character. This also happens to be my first fanfic, so don't flame me. I didn't put Kagome in the story because well… I don't have to. P Oh, and to avoid confusion, I'll say this now: Keigoe is from a town not far from Chicago, Il., in America. She got to the SengokuJidai era when she fell through a tree. The year she is from is 2008, and somehow, she is the new guardian of the Shikon no Tama. (Shikon Jewl) The jewl gives her the ability to speak Japanese even though she doesn't 'ask' it to.
Chapter 1- InuYasha, Ramen, and the Stink
( Yeah, I know, lame title --' )
It was a chilly, dark night in the Sengoku Jidai era of Japan. A small, figure ran across the shadowy fields with agility. A sinister glow was shown on the form's face as the moonlight dimly shined down on the land. The face belonged to none other than Shippo Krueger!
He didn't look too scary… He just looked like a michivious lil' brat… Until the long 'claws' that he had glinted in the moonlight. Then, there was a campsite. There were two Inu-hanyous, a Youkai Taijiya, and a Monk. All were in a deep sleep, unable to detect the intruder.
'Heh' , the crazy dream wrecker/killer wannabe thought to himself. He then darted into InuYasha's mind.
-InuYasha's dream-
Shippo Krueger was in the shadows of a tree watching InuYasha. The half-demon had ate, and was still eating bowls of Ramen noodles. 'I just need to time this right…' Shippo thought to himself. Meanwhile, in the field below Shippo Krueger, InuYasha was still eating like there was no tomorrow…
"This… Is… So… Good!", InuYasha said to Keigoe between mouthfulls of Ramen. "Really? Thanks! ", Keigoe said. She still found it hard to believe that someone can like Ramen that much. "Hell yeah!", InuYasha exclaimed when he started on his one-hundred somethingth bowl of noodley goodness. "Does this mean… That you'll dump those two human girls?", Keigoe asked, obviously talking about Kagome and Kikyo. "Wha?" InuYasha stopped eating, and had a looong thick bunch of Ramen hanging from his mouth.
While InuYasha was dumbfounded, Shitto-oops- Er- I mean Shippo Krueger had jumped from the tree and hidden behind a large boulder. Ten seconds later, when InuYasha turned his head, Shippo Krueger lunged out and jumped onto InuYasha's head and started clawing his face with his metal... shiskobob stick... claws. "ARRGH!", InuYasha howled with pain. "You stupid lil'-", InuYasha never did get to finish his comment because. Shippo then latched himself onto InuYasha's face (so that his butt was facing his nose) and let a long, loud, nasty, funkay-azz fart. This was no ordinary fart. It was a toxic gas fart! "You stupid lil' SHHHIIITT!", InuYasha hollered, then threw Shippo off of him, and made an attempt to beat the trouble-maker. Unfortunatly, the toxic had made poor Inu's eyes water, and nose run badly, causing him to crash into a tree and fall out.
-Back in Reality-
"Wahh,", The Kitsune whimpered as he jumped out of InuYasha's dream. 'I-I almost got E-e-eaten… 0.o', Shippo shakily thought to himself. 'Mabye I'm better off Making Miroku's dreamlife hell.' And with that, Shippo Krueger went into Miroku's thoughts…
End Chapter
A/N: Alrighty, that was my first chapter. Sorry if the verb tense didn't stay as it should, but like I said, this is my first fic, and I'm trying. Well, tell me what you think, and "Chapter 2- Miroku's Pimpin and he Know how to Get it Crunk"
Keigome