A/N: HELLO REVISED CHAPTER...
Happiness or Not 2
When the four friends arrived at Friday's, Sango immediately parked her car in an empty parking space. The two couples entered the family resturaunt and waited five minutes to be seated. It was next to a window that had a view of everyone passing by in the sidewalk. The friends didn't have to wait long for their waitress to come to the table, looking very...cheerful.
"Hi, my name is Kemari and I'll be your waitress!" The waitress, Kemari, said in an annoyingly cheerful voice. Jeez, not even Sesshoumaru's mate, who was most likely the most cheerful person in the world, sounded like that. It was enough to make Inuyasha start growling until Kagome had to nudge him.
"Would you like to start with anything to drink?" The two couples sighed to themselves, looked at their menus, and read to Kemari what they wanted to drink. The woman grinned widely and left to get their drinks, leaving them to decide what to eat.
"What an annoying little-"
"Inuyasha, come on, it's her job to be cheerful." Kagome put an hand to her forehead in slight exasperation at her fiancè. He was still growling at Kemari's voice.
"Keh, you say that now." The hanyou stopped growling and looked at his menu. He was feeling like eating a little meat today...
"So...what are we going to order?" asked Sango.
"Hmm...I think I want...what do I want?" Everyone sighed in frustration at Miroku's indecsicion. And when Miroku didn't know what to eat...well...everyone was more or less going to die of hunger until he stopped asking about every single food on the menu.
What a waste.
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"Gods she was so annoying..."
"I told you so, but do you ever listen to me? Nooo..."
"Shut up..." Kagome growled as the group of friends exited the family resturaunt. Kemari ended up to not only get on Inuyasha's last nerves, but everyone else's as well. The woman was not only overly cheerful, but a ditz too. It took all that Kagome possessed to not lash out at her when she accidently dropped her shrimp pasta on the floor.
That hurt like hell.
"Great, Miroku and I have a job tonight. What a nice way to spend our day off." Sango sighed as she glanced at her watch. It read 5:35. They weren't even going to get four hours of bloody sleep!
"I feel for ya. Inuyasha and I have a job too." Kagome and Sango sighed in unision and started wondering why they worked for the man they loathed ever so much.
How did it happen, who knew, when did it happen, who knew, but it was more like slavery than voluntary work. Yes, that's what they all were. Slaves that served Naraku as lap dogs.
What a bad pun to Inuyasha.
Once at home the group of friends immediately went to their rooms and threw themselves on their beds without so much as a word to each other. They all went out like lights, and the minute they hit their pillows, they were snoring and in dream land. It was a miracle that they set their alarm clocks before hitting the bed, because if they didn't...
...they could say bye bye to their very well deserved vacation...
...or that's what the computer genious, Inuyasha's brother's mate said...
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"BEEP, BEEP, BLOODY BEEP SHUT UP!"
That stupid alram clock was ringing on a certain hanyou's nerves, and since his ears were so sensitive...well, Kagome forgot to lower the volume of the alarm. The alarm clock was new, since the last one had been broken by Inuyasha, and now the hanyou didn't know how to turn the damn thing off. So there was only one thing to do about it.
"There, now you cant go beep." Kagome could say bye bye to her new clock because it was in a very messy heap of wires and broken plastic on the floor.
Speaking of the raven haired, sweet smelling, very pesky, and annoying wench, why hadn't she woken up yet? While Inuyasha thought about it, Kagome only snored louder and rolled onto his side of the bed, now completely sprawled over him. His eye twitched in semi annoyance, but it was more because of in a now what?
Right, moving on...now that they had no clock, and what time was it? Inuyasha couldn't remember and the clock wasn't in the best of sitsuations now.
"Stupid damn fucking clock, now I dont know what time it is. Let's see here..." Inuyasha reached over to his cell phone and looked at the front cover screen, where there was a digital clock. It read 8:24 PM. What was wrong with that picture if their job was at nine?
"Seven shitting crappers! Kagome get the hell up, we're fucking late!" Inuyasha pratically shouted, scrambling out of their bed and into the closet. Kagome immediately opened her eyes at the near shout and looked for the clock. Wait, where was that clock?
Oh no...not again...
"INUYASHA! STOP KILLING ALL THE ALARM CLOCKS!"
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Finally...what seemed like hours later the group came home looking to be very exhausted...and dirty again. Great. It was three in the morning and the last thing that they wanted to do, well not maybe last but somewhere in there, was to take a bloody bath.
They hadn't slept more than three hours and it took all their will power to not just throw themselves on their beds. Well...atleast their jobs went nicely, especially Kagome and Inuyasha's...
(Flashback)
"What! Why me!"
"Because you're the only one who can distract her!"
Inuyasha and Kagome were arguing over who was going to go and distract Abi while the other actually did the killing. Since there were two of them, the job was going to be easier, but there was still the problem of who was going to do what.
"God damnit, you know what happened the last time that I was left with her, alone, in a room!"
"You're not going to be alone, Inuyasha, I will be watching over you guys at all times!"
"But she's going to try to get me in bed with her!" Kagome grinded her teeth together at the thought and shook her head in a no. Inuyasha growled audibly and pulled on his silvery white bangs. There was no winning in this one.
"Fine! But I'm going to take it out on you if she gets her grubby little talons on me! Got it!"
"Then let's get this over with." Inuyasha grumbled something under his breath and stepped into a fancy hall in the hotel that he and Kagome were currently in. Kagome smiled reassuringly at him before he left and departed to her own destination.
"Cant believe I'm doing this..." Inuyasha grumbled to himself as he knocked on Abi's door. Why was he knocking on the victims door? Because not only did Naraku want her dead, he wanted information from her. And one of her possessions, a dagger of sorts. He didn't know why Naraku wanted that, but he couldn't question his boss. Yuck, that sounded distasteful.
There was rustling on the other side of the door and some cursing, but finally Abi opened the door looking a little out of breath. She was a beautiful woman with glossy, black coal hair and ruby red eyes that held passion. But she was a porn star and that was what turned off many men that liked her.
"Inuyasha? What a surprise, come in darling..." She was surprised at first, but then invited Inuyasha in seductively, biting her bottom lip in effect. Inuyasha rolled his eyes and stepped in, "accidently" pushing Abi on the way.
He sat in an empty chair by a mirror and watched as Abi quickly left to get a drink for him and herself. She handed him a cup that was half filled with a foul smelling liquid, oh yeah it was whiskey. Didn't this bitch know that he was underage to drink? Damnit he wished that he was still 17 so that he could file a law suit against Abi...
"So, what brings you here, Inuyasha..." The way she drawled out his name made him sick, but he had to get the information out of Abi. And for that he had to act a little...oh god sometimes he hated this kind of job...
"What? Cant visit an old friend?" Abi chuckled and Inuyasha inwardly gagged.
"Of course you can puppy, but is there anything in particular that you want? You must have gone out of your way to get this address..." What was she hoping that he would say? That he wanted to fuck her brains out? Yeah he did, but not involving intercourse...more like some bazookas...
"I wanted to ask you something, my lovely birdie, what is the code for the bomb you have planted in the Japanese Alps?" He said this as charming, as seductively as he could all the while caressing her hand that was very close to her grasp. He knew she couldn't resist, he could smell it. Argh, he was going to loose his sense of smell by the end of the night.
"Why do you want to know?"
"Remember, last time we met you said you were going to give it to me, but you never did. Someone made me really mad back in Japan, and I want to get some revenge..." Abi loved the word revenge and this made her smirk.
Walking over to Inuyasha and planting herself without permission onto his lap, much to Inuyasha's dismay, she smiled and whispered something into his ear. Whatever she had said surprised him because his golden amber eyes widened half a fraction.
"My name? Really?" 'This bitch is more demented than I thought...'
Abi only nodded and started playing with the scruff of his black long sleeved shirt. She traveled her finger down his chest and Inuyasha immediately felt like a cheap whore. Funny, at least to him. He only hoped Kagome was really watching because he was going to take it out on her later...
"And what about that ruby dagger Naraku gave you? The one that was worth millions? Do you still have it?" Inuyasha said as huskily as he could muster, hoping that he sounded convincing enough to the sex craving porn star.
"It's under the bed...in the old battered box..."
"Then that's all we wanted to know. Now get your fucking hands off my man, bitch!" Abi shot off of Inuyasha's lap and whirled around to come face to face with Kagome, one of her worst enemies. Not only because Abi hated her, but also because she just called Inuyasha her man.
"What the hell are you saying! He's mine!" Inuyasha was seen in the background trying to hard not to gag, grabbed a pair of black leather gloves from his pocket, slipped them on, and quietly stood up in back of the arguing like crazy Abi. He enclosed her in his arms and poised a dagger to her neck, flashing it dangerously to the bird demon's face.
"You're such a whore you know that? Gods, to think that you thought I was going to sleep with you! Ha, and you didn't even notice that I was trying to get information out of you!" Abi's eyes widened more than it already had but she said nothing. She knew that her life was over, only because the man she craved...didn't crave her afterall...
With a roll of his eyes and a swift flick of the knife in his hand, Inuyasha slit Abi's throat, effectively killing her. Making sure that when the cops came it would look like a suicide and not a homocide, Inuyasha turned to Kagome who already had the ruby dagger in her hands. They nodded to each other and left through the window in the room, finally finishing their last mission of the day.
"You know...I was supposed to kill her, not you..."
"Shut up! Keh, I didn't see her slimy talons all over you now did I? Nooo..."
Kagome only shook her head, but had to smilea that. So she didn't get to get her revenge on Abi, but at least Inuyasha did for her...
(End of Flashback)
That was how the day ended for the two young assassins. After taking a shower to get rid of any blood on them, the four went to sleep, deciding to sleep in until very late tomorrow afternoon. Fourteen hours of sleep should do the trick...
And then there would come a whole new day for the group...
That is before Inuyasha's brother calls him...
Some damn people just didn't know when to leave others the hell alone...
A/N: THIS WAS REVISED! REPEAT REVISED!