Hi! Sorry for the long wait! Here goes!

Chapter 2: Trip to E's

"You know, I think we'd better get you some new clothes." Helen said one day. "I meam, Violet can't keep sharing clothes with Vi, Klaus can't keep wearing clothes 5 sizes too small and Sunny can't keep wearing boy clothes."

"You mean we're going to the MALL?" Dash asked and pretended to gag.

"Actually, I have a better idea." Helen said and smiled. Then she whispered something into Bob's ear. He smiled.

They got into the car and drove for 5 minutes...10 minutes...15 minutes...30 minutes...1 hour...

"Are we there yet?" Dash asked the question he had been asking every 5 minutes. No one bothered to answer.

5 minutes later...

"Are we there yet?" No answer.

"5 minutes later...

"Are we there yet?"

"We'll get there when we get there!" Bob said, irritated.

5 minutes later...

"Are we there yet?"

"Yes!"

They got to the gate.

"Appointment?" the guard on the screen said.

"We're old friends."

"Sorry, you can only-OW!"

"Go away dahling! Oh, and get me a cup of coffee, extra sugar!"

So that's why she's so hyper all the time, Vi thought.

"Yes, vat do you want?"

Bob pulled down his sunglasses.

"My gawd you're still fat! Come in, come in!"

They drove through the gate and met a short lady with short black hair and large round glasses.

"Is she an elf?" Violet whispered to Klaus.

"No, elves have pointed ears." he whispered back.

"Hello dahlings, long time no see, who are these three?"

"I'm Violet-"

"No dahling, SHE is Violet."

"Well, we BOTH are Violet."

"I'm Klaus. This is Sunny."

"Gika!"

"Violet, Klaus, and Sunny WHO?"

"Baudelaire."

"Have you any powers?"

"Er-no."

"Vell, come in dahlings, come in."

They followed her down the hallway and to the security devices.

"Edna Mode." Two guns shot out. The Parrs were now quite used to this, but the Baudelaires jumped about a foot into the air.

"And guests."

They entered and nice room with comfortable chairs and a coffee table.

"Sit down dahlings, sit down! Now, vat did you come here for besides eeing old Edna?"

"Well, E," Helen started. "You make, er, regular clothes, right?"

"Yes dahling, I do."

"Well, we were hoping you could-"

"Vat, make them some supersuits! Excellent!"

"No, not that! I mean, they haven't even got powers!"

"Yes, well, they'll look fabulous anyways."

"But E-"

"No buts dahling, I won't do it you know!"

"Well, couldn't you also make some normal clothes for them?"

Edna thought for a moment. "Fine. I shall also make some hobo suits."

"You're the best E!"

"Yes, I know dahling, I know."

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The Parr/Baudelaire family drove back.

"Thanks Helen." Violet said.

"Yeah, thanks." Klaus added.

"Vooloo!" Sunny screamed.

Violet translated. "She means-Sunny, what do you mean 'look the city is in ruins'?" Then she turned. Everyone did.

"I am the Sewage Lord!" a ugly, well, there's only one word to describe it, THING, said.

"Showtime." Mr. Incredible said.

So was it okay for a long wait? Next chapter something unexpected happens!You can guess what if you want!