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I'M UPDATING!

I'm STILL grounded but I'm (shhhh) updating while my mom's not home. Thank me later. I HAVE NOT GIVEN UP ON THIS FIC! I wouldnt. I couldnt. I just get grounded...a lot...

I'll have you know that in the process of writing this chapter, I burned a package of instant noodles (the ones you cook in the pot...mmmmm!)! Can you imagine? THATS how much i love this fic. SO MUCH THAT I WILL SACRIFICE MY PACKAGED NOODLES! FWA! SMITE! (thats my new word. Isnt it AWSOME? SMITE!) Ahh and then there's school...

Hmm...speaking of school...I have first period Algebra (which totally SUCKS...who wants to have a math test at 8:30 in the morning?) and I think that now that I've become obsessed with Teen Titans, whenever my teacher starts talking about the variable 'X'...eh imma be thinking of Red X...ahhh that should be interesting...so far we've just been doing review of percentages and (shivers) WEIGHTED AVERAGES (OH MY GOD THESE ARE SO FREAKIN HARD! I HATE WEIGHTED AVERAGES!) nd crap so yeah...

Wow! Everyone wanted to play Kick the Psychotic Over-Obsessed Alien Freak! YAY! PEANUT BUTTER! Since you've all been so kind, here it is!

ScOrPiO

Click Scorpi-freak's name above as many times as you want to kick him. Tell me how many times you clicked his name. That's how many times i shall kick him! (he's bound and gagged in my closet as we speak. Just goes to show how much i hate anything anti-RobStar.) Have fun! (Please don't report me for abuse cuz this could be considered "interactive". You all wanted to play it. I'm just giving you the chance. Just trying to satisfy you! If you have a problem with it, please dont report me, just tell me in your review and I swear I'll take it down)

A/N:...ehhh i forgot my announcement...

SUSHICHICA SUDDENLY REMEMBERS HER ANNOUNCEMENT SO HERE IT IS:

Oh deary me, I feel like SUCH an idiot. Kay, you know how I said my stupid comp won't upload a word processing program? ITS CUZ IT ALREADY HAD ONE. I just didn't know it was called WORD PERFECT instead of MICROSOFT WORD. I'm SUCH A TOTAL DORK. Lol forgive me all you reviewers out there! Kay, me love yaz.

On to the fic!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans. I'm too busy trying to salvage my floundering Bible grade (i go to a Christian school...extra homework for an extra class...joy...). Hey, come on now. Mrs. Coe-Renner's class is freakin HARD...

Dedication: In the spirit of school, this one goes to my old english toutor, Ms. Hsu! You are the BEST teacher EVER. Awww ur goin back to collage...good luck...dont you just love me for that crappy spelling? Oh how I love to torment you...

HERE WE GO AGAIN...

"798632, a friend is here to see you. An officer will escort you to the visitation area shortly."

A thin, blond haired, blue eyed girl looked up at the speaker box set in the uppermost corner of her jail cell. Friend? Perhaps her boyfriend had thought of yet another disastrous plan to break her out of jail. Then again, the last time he failed, she had personally disowned him, so it probably wasn't her...ex-boyfriend. The girl was soon taken to the visitors section, where she was put into a stall across from an unfamiliar face.

"Who are you?" The strangely dressed boy across from her smiled mischievously.

"I'm the only one who can help you get what you want."

"Oh really?" the girl rolled her eyes. "And what, exactly, do I want?"

"To get out of jail, get revenge on an alien known as Starfire, and ruin whatever relationship Robin might have with the latter." The girl blinked.

"And you know that...how?"

"I have my sources, none of which are your concern really. All you need to know is that I'm Scorpio." He nodded.

"I'm..."

"Oh, I know who you are..." The boy smirked, "Kitten."

Robin and Starfire sat on the couch of the Titan's living room, both rather absorbed in the afternoon's food argument. Beast Boy and Cyborg were at each other's throats, warring over the state of that day's BLTs. Should they use soy bacon, or real bacon?

"Hey man, we already had your tofu pancakes yesterday morning!"

"It's not like you ate any of them!"

"Yeah well, I might be standing alone here, but I don't tend to eat processed beans."

"...Processed beans?"

"Are you tellin' me that all this time you've never known what tofu was made of?"

"...erm...well...I knew it wasn't meat..."

"YOU IDIOT!"

"HEY, AT LEAST PROCESSED BEANS ARE BETTER THAN PIGS!"

"SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!"

"Uh...guys?" Robin, who's attention had long since left the food fight, stood at the keyboard of the main computer, a small frown playing at his lips.

"What is it that is wrong, friend Robin?" Starfire floated over to the Boy Wonder, concerned.

"We've got a problem here..." Robin's frown deepened as he scanned the jumble of words on the screen before him. "A prisoner escaped from the Jump City Jail a few hours ago..."

"I think it can wait, dawg. This BLT thing is a matter of life and death. Come on now, do you really think you can survive eating TOFU bacon?"

"...No...no, this cannot wait. This is indeed quite troublesome." Starfire's eyes zipped down the communication from the Jail.

"Dude, who escaped?" Beast Boy and Cyborg joined the two already by the computer. Robin hesitated with the name and the Changeling beat him to it.

"...Kitten?" Cyborg's eyes widened.

"How'd she...she doesn't even have superpowers..."

"Here...this might explain it..." The Boy Wonder tapped a few keys and brought up a video clip of the jail's visitation room. There sat blond haired Kitten, seemingly striking up conversation with absolutely no one at all. Soon, the girl got up and stood back and a blast broke through the bullet-proof glass of the visitation room and Kitten, previously powerless and utterly mortal, flew out of the room's suddenly blasted roof with a wicked grin on her face.

"The jail's staff swears that they remember someone coming to visit her, but no one seems to remember just who it was." Robin's fists were balled in frustration.

"Whoa...Kitten's become a Power Puff Girl!" Beast Boy was interrupted from further humorous banter by a familiar face appearing on the screen over the video clip.

"Not quite, but I can't reveal all my secrets now can I?" Starfire's eyes were alight and her hands glowed dangerously green as she flew upwards to greet the blond hair and blue eyes.

"Kitten! You have wronged us before, but I shall be willing to excuse your unacceptable behavior if you would just return to jail silently."

"Sorry, chica, I don't work like that." Kitten turned to face Robin, who shrunk behind Cyborg just as best he could. "Heloo Robbie Poo! Did you miss me while I was in jail?" The Boy Wonder visibly winced.

"Just about as much as I miss Slade."

"Sarcastic and arrogant as usual." Kitten sniffed, wrinkling her nose. "We'll just have to whip you back into shape on our next date."

"And it begins..." Robin mumbled.

"There's this big charity ball going on in City Hall tomorrow night." Robin nodded curtly, having heard about it from a weekly bulletin sent to the Titans by the mayor himself.

"So?"

"So I want you to take me, you silly Robbie Poo!" Kitten grinned and the Boy Wonder seemed to turn green at the THOUGHT of spending even mere seconds with the preppy witch.

"Why...why not Cyborg? Cyborg's a good guy! A good single guy! Yeah..." Robin shoved the half metal man in front of the screen.

"Man...I...do have a date! Really...just...erm...I just need to find her..."

"You've got to be kidding me Robbie Poo!" Kitten rolled her eyes.

"How about BB?" Robin pointed at the Changeling desperately.

"Oh, that's disgusting!" Kitten scrunched her nose as though she were smelling a foul odor.

"Hey! You'd better watch it Kitten! I'mma go pit bull on your furry butt-"

"Oh, whatever. Look, Robbie Poo, you're the only one even remotely hansom enough to escort a beauty like me to a ball! Here, I'll make you a deal: You take me to the charity ball this Friday night, and I'll promise to not release the newest batch of Daddy's moths! See? A great deal! Oh, and don't worry about your precious city. My moths aren't quite that hungry. They'll be quite satisfied with eating her for dinner!" Kitten waved a threatening finger at Starfire, who, having not had much of a role in the conversation until now, gasped with shock. Her eyes had long since lost it's angry glow, and now they widened as she turned to Robin to see what he would do. She was surprised to find that he was already looking at her strangely, as though something was clouding his vision. She didn't know what he was thinking, but whatever it was seemed to be waging war in his mind.

Robin was, indeed, troubled. He'd do anything to prevent harm from befalling Starfire, and yet how would hurting her save her from just being hurt even more? Robin shook his head, confused. He had to make a decision. Now.

"...Fine." The Boy Wonder lowered his head in defeat. "Fine. I'll go."

"Great!" Kitten's face stretched into a frightening grin. "Be at City Hall by seven! Oh and Robbie Poo? You made the right choice." The screen went blank and the male Titans turned to converse among themselves.

Con...grad...u...lations?" Cyborg smiled shakily, unsure of what Robin's reaction would be.

"Looks like your Date from Hell came back for ya Robbie Poo!" the Changeling laughed until a loud blast interrupted him. Slowly turning, the three boys went wide eyed to see that Starfire had blown up the screen. Realizing that she was being watched, the Tamaranian blushed and put out the starbolts that lit her hands.

"I am...sorry..."

"The TV!" Beast Boy dove forward, frantically collecting the shattered pieces of the screen off the floor.

"Uhh...Star? Next time you wanna blow something up, could you try to not make it the plasma screen television? Yeah, thanks." Cyborg slid to a stop beside Beast Boy, who was on the verge of tears.

"I...lost control. I am very sorry for what I have done friends..." Starfire looked sadly at the destroyed piece of technology then at Robin who stood near her.

"It's okay Star. Everyone gets angry sometimes...I should know." The Boy Wonder smiled sheepishly but the out of place frown on Starfire's perfect face remained. "Are...you okay though?"

"...No...I am not. I am afraid." The Tamaranian's glittering green eyes pierced though Robin's chest and hit his heart.

"Starfire..." The Boy Wonder took her warm hand in his gloved one, holding it tightly. "I swear, I won't let anything happen to you." Finally, the alien girl smiled.

"Thank you friend Robin. I shall be in my room if anyone is in need of my assistance. And, again, Beast Boy and Cyborg, I deeply apologize for the destruction of your Vision of Tele." Bowing as she left, Starfire slowly floated away. As soon as she was gone, the two "vision of tele" addicted drones turned to face Robin and grinned mercilessly.

"Hey man, you'd better tell her soon. Before you know it she's gonna get swept away by that Scorpio dude and you're gonna be locked in Kitten's dungeon doing her bidding." Cyborg carelessly dumped the pieces of glass into the trash can.

"Shut up." Robin glared at the half man.

"Hey guys, where is Scorpio anyways?" Beast Boy also deposited his collected screen bits into the waste receptacle.

"I'm right here." The three turned as a blond alien clad in blue entered the room from a doorway to the side. "Naps are an excellent way to regain your strength, wouldn't you say?"

"I wouldn't know," Robin gritted his teeth as he spoke. "I spend all my nap time training."

"A pity." Scorpio's cold stare matched his insincere words.

"Okay, now that you're accounted for...where's Raven?" Cyborg directed a questioning look at Beast Boy.

"Oh, she said she wanted to be alone. I figure I could at least let her be." The Changeling shrugged.

"Right, so what's the story behind the blasted television?" Scorpio gestured to the blackened wall. Robin sat down and sighed, rubbing his forehead.

"Tomorrow night there's gonna be this charity ball down at City Hall and..."

Raven sat on her bed, surprised that it hadn't shattered along with practically everything else in her room. Her usually tidy quarters was in shambles.

'Good work Raven. You never should have kissed him! Look at what it's doing to you!' The psychic silently chided herself.

But you enjoyed it right?

'Oh happy joy. Not you again.'

Yes, me again. We have many things to discuss Raven. As much as you hate to admit it, you love him. Have you ever considered the fact that Beast Boy might be right?

'About what?"

About-

'JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!'

As though the voice had read her thoughts, it spoke no more.

YAY! I liked that chapter! How bout you? Review plz? I love long reviews, so if you have time...yeah...thanks!

I've decided that imma do a MASSIVE review response chapter at the very end, but I WOULD like to mention NIBLICK right now. You are AWESOME to talk to. Thanks SO much for alerting ppl of why I was taking an eternity to respond. I love ya! Thanks for everything. You've been a faithful reviewer from the beginning. That means a lot to me.

Kay, now erm...imma go start on the next chapter-THE DANCE! The boys shall be in awe of the girls and their beauty, Cy shall get a date, and...erm...yeah...hahaha I'm confused...but as my friend lim would tell me "What else in new?" lol

Love you guyz,
SushiChica aka Linka aka CalmingDarkness

Edited 6/23/05