Luke, I am your Mushroom Chapter 2: Mushroom, Mushroom!, a star wars fanfic

Luke, I am your Mushroom

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars (though I wish I did) or the flash video, 'Badgers.'

A/N: This is a quick update, I know. But I have ideas. Twisted ideas, but still.

Chapter Two: Mushroom, Mushroom!

As the days went on, Anakin tried his hardest to forget.

Forget about Padme, or the bleeding wound on his foot that was actually taking up more thinking time than the girl.

10 years later, Anakin received a visit from his old mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi. He brought the message that 10 years earlier, Padme Amidala had died in childbirth.

"I KNEW it! I was having these premonitions and even though I felt terribly guilty, I was always like, 'Yesss!' " Anakin cried.

"Right…well, she seemed to have lost the will to live shortly after you departed for Planet Aah. We were able to save the—"

"Don't even GO there!"

"Sorry. Well, I am going to make a very unwise decision right now in giving you these mushrooms that Padme left for you in her will. Now I will make a wiser decision in telling you that your son, Luke, currently resides on Tatooine, and your daughter, Leia, currently resides on Naboo." Obi-Wan stupidly said.

"You made that up, didn't you." Anakin smartly commented.

"Yes. Except for the part about the mushrooms and L—" Before Obi-Wan could do anything else stupid, Yoda, being cool like he is, grabbed him by the nose and dragged him back to their ship.

"Forgot he was evil again, you did. Always trying to convince yourself he will come back, you are."

After he was gone, Anakin was left on his own to sulk again.

Until…he eyed the large bag of mushrooms.

(((((((((Flashback))))))))))

"OHHH yes, right THERE and a little to the left and now to the right…"

(((((((((End Flashback))))))))))

TADA!

A hot pink lightbulb appeared over Anakin's head.

He glided over to the mushrooms and started chopping them up with a rather insane look on his life-sustaining mask.

Suddenly, he got an email from one of his fellow twisted people.

Sick 'n Twisted 101 recommends the following flash video:

"Badgers"

Anakin clicked on the link and watched the video.

Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM! Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM! Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM! Ahhh! Snaake, snaake, Ahhh snake…

The video then went on to repeat itself.

All of a sudden, Anakin began to see mushrooms in a whole new light.

As he continued to chop up his many mushrooms, he would find himself absentmindedly thinking, "God that mushroom sure is pretty," or, "Wow what a hottie."

When he did catch himself, he chastised himself, like anybody would, but deep down, he knew he only half meant it.

Soon there came a time when young Anakin could hide his feelings no longer, and on May 30th, 2184, he was wedded to Coolianna the mushroom.

5 years later…

Anakin and Coolianna led a happy life together, but Anakin still felt there was something missing.

(((((((((Flashback))))))))))

(((((((((End Flashback))))))))))

Perhaps Obi-Wan had made some of that up, but it was worth a shot, right?

To be continued…

A/N: Well? Random and pointless enough for you?

REVIEW!

nemo nadie nobody nevermind—Inspiring? Well I wouldn't go to such lengths considering that I made this up in like, what, 15 mins, but thanx! Please continue to R&R!

Utsuri—It was random, yes. I don't actually believe anything I'm saying though. I think Padme and Anakin are perfect. I am now a PxA shipper. Which works because they're sort of married…anyway, after (hopefully) reading this chapter, you know what mushrooms have to do with anything. Keep R&Ring!

Kuyaga—Confusing? Really? Well I guess this chapter was even more so, hm? Lol