Luke, I am your Mushroom
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A/N: Hello and welcome back to my awesome fic of awesome randomness. Thank you to all my AWESOME reviewers. Did I ever say that you guys are AWESOME?
Chapter 3: Luke, I am your Mushroom
(((((((((Flashback))))))))))
"Sorry. Well, I am going to make a very unwise decision right now in giving you these mushrooms that Padme left for you in her will. Now I will make a wiser decision in telling you that your son, Luke, currently resides on Tatooine, and your daughter, Leia, currently resides on Naboo."
(((((((((End Flashback))))))))))
Perhaps Obi-Wan had made some of that up, but it was worth a shot, right?
Later on that day, Anakin said a tearful good-bye to Coolianna and departed for Tatooine.
He didn't really care about Leia.
"Girls, they are stupid. WHO CARES? Mushrooms are the way to go," Anakin had said to a reporter from Sith Weekly.
He held the same beliefs for his own daughter.
When Anakin arrived, he was surprised to find himself wearing a large kimono.
"What! I said Tatooine not Japeen!" he yelled, exasperated, to Frank the truck driver.
Yes, they went from Planet Aah to Japan in a truck, okay?
Anakin promptly fired Frank the truck driver and hired Bob the lawnmower.
"Okay…this is not going to work out…" He said when he finally realized that lawnmowers were for cutting grass.
Then Anakin hired George the box on wheels.
"You're a box! Then what's a car?" he cried, exasperated.
Beep BeeeeepSuddenly, Anakin spotted Herbie the Car winking at him oddly.
"Back away…" he ordered to no one in particular.
Anxious to get away from the eager car, he hired the random ship beside him to take him to Tatooine.
He arrived on Tatooine about an hour later and was pleased to find himself where he was supposed to be.
Before he hunted down Luke, he wanted to do some sightseeing.
As Anakin walked the town, he was irked to find so many people—many of which were men—staring at him.
God, I didn't think I was THAT attractive, I mean, come on… He thought. What he didn't realize was that most people weren't accustomed to seeing THE Dark Lord Vader walking around aimlessly.
Finally Anakin got tired of that and set out to do what he came there to do.
When at last he came to a small hut and rang the bell, Anakin was surprised to see a boy in his teens looking oddly like one of the Beatles answer the door.
"Erm…may I please…speak with Luke…" Anakin said.
"It is I," Luke mediaevally answered.
Anakin cleared his throat and whipped out a cue-card. "Luke…I am your mushroom…" he recited.
"Wtf, mate?" Luke question with an Austrailian accent.
"Aye, it is true. 5 years ago, me was wedded to a fine lassie, a real looker. Coolianna, 'er name was," Anakin said with a Scottish accent.
"And how does thiees reelaate to ze muushroomz?" Luke asked with a French accent.
"DUDE! Like, Coolianna is toatally like a mushroom! Like, DUDE, how can you not like GET that?" Anakin said with a surfer accent.
"Eh?" Luke asked with a Canadian accent. "Come again?"
"Luke…I am your mushroom," Anakin repeated in a Darth Vader accent.
A/N: Okay, now THAT was a weird chapter.
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