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This fic takes place at the beginning of the episode in Season 1, "Christopher Returns". It's another way to get Luke and Lorelai together.
"Are you happy with him?" Chris asked. Please say no, Chris thought, please say you're going to break up with him, and you want to be with me! I need you Lore.
"Yes, Chris, I am extremely happy with him," Lorelai answered, knowing that Chris had been silently pleading for her to say no.
"When did you two meet?" Chris asked, trying to sound calm and cool.
"Five years ago. In the diner. I came in, wide eyed, begging for coffee, he wouldn't give it to me, I was annoying him, and I gave him a horoscope. I wrote on it-"
Lorelai was cut off by Luke saying, "You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away. So I gave her coffee, but-"
"I didn't go away," Lorelai finished. She smiled at Luke. How could I not have seen it before? I think I want to be with him.
"That is so sweet," Chris said, lying through his own teeth.
"Yeah," Luke and Lorelai said together. "That reminds me, Lorelai, I have something to show you." Luke got his wallet out of his back pocket and pulled something out, then handed it to her.
"No way," Lorelai breathed. She held up the horoscope. "You kept this for five years?" she asked.
Luke was about to say yes, but Chris cut him off, "I don't believe that you two are in a releationship."
Rory and Lorelai let out slightly audible gasps, and Luke just stared. None of them could believe what he had just said.
"What are you talking about, Dad?" Rory asked her dad.
"I do not believe that your mother and Luke are in a relationship. I don't believe that they are dating, whatever," Chris said.
"Chris, what are you talking about? Of course we are," Lorelai said.
"Prove it," Chris said flatly.
"Do what?" Luke asked Chris.
"Prove it. Kiss. If you're really in a relationship your kiss will be real. And not like that short kiss you had over at the counter. A real kiss. I want you to prove it. Because, Lorelai, I want you. I want you to want me, too. But if you're with someone, then I don't want to wreck it. So kiss."