Luke, I am Your Mushroom
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A/N: I am so, so sorry it took me...a month and 4 days to update. But I had MAJOR writers block. Next time, in your reviews, if you have any suggestions TELL ME! Then I'll use them and give you proper credit.
Chapter 5: All is Revealed
"Aaargh!" Luke cried. "Don't you realize who you are?"
"Uhh...yeeess...I am Anakin Skywalker..."
"NO! No, you're not! Don't you...realize...all the terrible things you've done?"
"Okay I know that I've committed a few wrong-doings in my life but really, that's not TERRIBLE is it?"
Poor, poor Luke. He didn't even know the half of it...but he soon would!
While Anakin was in mid-sentence, non-other than...DARTH VADER flew into the room, crashing through a glass window. I feel sorry for Darth Vader.
But he appeared to have felt nothing, for he then began to do the disco and cry, 'Another one bites the dust..."
This only earned a scared look from Luke and a glimpse of Anakin holding his head in his hands, muttering, "Why now...whyyyy now..."
Yes! Anakin and Darth Vader in the same room! But...to go, or not to go? That is the question.
No, Hamlet, actually, How can that be? That is the question.
An hour of Darth doing the disco later, Luke finally began to get the picture. And the first thing he did was eat cookies. What kind of cookies you ask? MUSHROOM cookies, of course! Luke, being Anakin's son, inherited his love for mushrooms. Dun dun dun...
Anyway, after finishing his cookies, Luke stood up and cried, "A ha! You're NOT Darth Vader, ARE YOU?" pointing at Anakin.
Anakin stood up, yanked his Darth Vader costume off (he was WEARING CLOTHES you perverts) and yelled, "NOOOoooooOOO! I'm not...I wanted to fool people...but I guess my sensitive nature gave me away..."
"Or the fact that you and the REAL Darth Vader are in the same room, maybe?" Luke thought.
THE END
As it turns out, Anakin only meant to scare Padme when he left her, to prevent her from following him, and soon after that Anakin truly went insane. 'Sick 'n Twisted 101' was the pen name for one of his fellow crazy people, AKA twisted people. Ever since Anakin left Padme, he became accustomed to wearing the Darth Vader costume, and so, tried to prove to people that he was really Darth Vader. It fooled most people unless they really started talking to him.
A/N: The End! Yes this is the end of this fic, but I might make an epilogue about Luke's life if you guys tell me you want one.
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Dancing Pickle–That was probably the coolest review I've ever read. It made me laugh. I think that I would like your friends if I ever met them, Lol.
Barbossa's Apples–A 'NO!' line, huh? Interesting...well I tried to add that in! If you missed it it was near the end, with Anakin.
Utsuri–You don't care? gasps How could you SAY such a thing? Lol!
Kuyaga–Why thank you! Keep reviewing!
Pentagon Merlin–You're right, craziness does run in Anakin's family. Mine too!
ActChick–Actually the part where Anakin burned was actually pretty funny, even though I love him. Maybe I'm sadistic or something.
Topaz Waters–Yeh! I feel proud that you like my story! And yes, we know, I love Anakin, too!
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