Luke, I am Your Mushroom
It has been a very long time, and I know it. But I had writers block. Actually, I still have writers block, but I'm going to attempt to write this anyway.
SO. Out of the 12 reviews I received for Chappa 5, 4 of you wanted an epilogue. The rest of you didn't seem to care. So here I am. I hope you like it!
Epilogue
About a week later from Anakin, Darth Vader and Luke's fateful meeting, Luke noticed some peculiar behavior in his droid, C3PO, which Anakin had lent him before being transported to Coruscant.(He was to be taken to the Jedi Council, who would decide whether he would be taken back as a Jedi after he was fully healed.)
C3PO had taken to chanting random things at any moment–such as 'chop,' 'mushroom,' and 'BOX!'–without warning. Luke was perturbed–was this some sort of malfunction, or had Anakin programmed the droid to do this? Or worse (Luke really didn't want to think of this, but decided he would anyway. Don't ask. Luke's weird.)...was some of Anakin's...errm...bizarreness...rubbing off on C3PO?
The latter, as it turned out, was correct. As the days wore on, C3PO refused to serve Luke anything other than mushrooms, mushroom pizza, mushroom muffins, mushroom cake, and Luke's favourite, mushroom cookies (Luke loved mushrooms, but really, too much of a good thing!)...yeah, okay, you get the point. ANYWAY, Luke was at his wits ends with this little 'problem,' so he decided to talk to someone who might know how to solve things–C3PO. Then Luke remembered C3PO was the problem. Hmmm.
Weeks, then months, then...more months...went by before the transformation was complete. Luke had officially gone INSANE. Which was why this happened:
Luke was in the marketplace, walking around like any other normal person. Which he wasn't, but hey, at least he looked like one!
Suddenly, a wicked sandstorm blew through, and even though Luke was completely used to them–he'd lived there all his life, after all–he started screaming like a little girl! Which he wasn't. He was a 19 year old man.
Who would help him now? He didn't have friends on the planet...they'd all moved on to bigger and better things. C3PO was insane. His Jedi friends were all on Coruscant. No one would know if Luke Skywalker dropped dead at that very moment...
But of course, he didn't. Luke may have been insane, but he still knew he had to eat, breath, wear clothes, etc...and he didn't get shot or become faced with a deadly Sith, either (which was weird seeing as Darth Vader knew where he lived...as he'd already demonstrated).
So Luke just went on, living your typical every-day life of your average insane person.
Until one day...
Luke was chopping his mushrooms (C3PO had long since been thrown in the trash by an angry neighbor–the droid had tried to sell her 'freshly picked delicious mushrooms'–but Luke had become so accustomed to eating mushrooms at every meal, every day) when he suddenly began to see them in a rather strange new light.
As he continued to chop up his many mushrooms, he would find himself absentmindedly thinking, "God that mushroom sure is pretty," or, "Wow what a hottie."
When he did catch himself, he chastised himself, like anybody would, but deep down, he knew he only half meant it.
What was this strange feeling coming over Luke? Well...he knew what it was (not that he really wanted to admit it)...but why? Why was Luke having these strange feelings? About mushrooms, no less...Could it possibly have been due to the flash video his father had sent him? What was it called again...something about Badgers? Hmm...curious. Hadn't Anakin said the cause of his mushroom obsession was a video awfully like the one Luke had just watched?
Soon there came a time when youngLuke could hide his feelings no longer, and on May 24th, 2191, he was wedded to Coolianna the mushroom. Yes, the very same mushroom Anakin used to be betrothed to. (Anakin was now fully healed, and a practicing Jedi out to destroy the real Darth Vader again, and had quickly divorced Coolianna) How Coolianna wound up in the hands of Luke no one knows–all the way from Planet Aah! Wow! That's pretty far to travel for a mushroom.
Wow! That epilogue was the longest chapter I've written for this fic before! Weird. Well, this officially concludes Luke I am Your Mushroom. I hope you guys enjoyed the fic because it was really, really fun to write, and keep looking out for other fics by me! I'm still going to check the reviews (of course!).
REVIEW!
Barbossa's Apples- Well, you got your epilogue! I really hope you liked it, even if it wasn't what you thought it'd be like. Keep reviewing :)
Utsuri- Luke is NOT the only sane one...he's not sane at all! And I'm sorry I didn't put Leia in here, but I don't really know much about that trilogy. I'm going to watch IV, V and VI this week, so maybe then I'll know...stuff! Lol!
Sesshyluver03- Right. Well, I'm glad you liked my fic and I'm glad I changed your opinion of Vader. I think there's still good in Ani, even if he doesn't know it.
Overlord Niky- Awesome, eh? Well, thanks!
Chou hime- Don't worry, I don't take offense. None at all, seeing as A) I already knew this, and B) People always tell me this. Lol! Well I get these ideas from my head and some of them come from stuff my friends and I have done over the years. You could call them inside jokes. Keep reviewing!
Jess-the-psycho-cat-Can I just say that you have a very cool name? Lol...you can get End of ze World on the same site as the Llama song...do a search on MSN/Google, whatever, and it'll come up. That's what I did. Hope you liked the epilogue!
Lady Alionae- Lmao, don't worry, violence totally is my thing. But 'Sith isn't in theaters anymore, sadly :( But hey, it comes out of DVD November 1st! Then I can watch it all I want...hehe...
Amylion- Well, obviously, you don't have to wait any longer!
Haydenlova4eva- Thank you so much! But what does PML stand for? And when are you going to update your fic (I read it and I love it! It's on my faves)!
AniAmi4evr- Thank you. Well, I've already watched End of ze World, and it's one of my faves, but thanks for the recommendation anyway.
Can't rmemeber5713-Hi! I'm really glad you liked my fic and I hope you liked the epilogue (if you read it)!
Rachel 791- Well? Was Luke's life twisted enough for you? Lmao! Hope you liked the epilogue!
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Chelss