This is complete, one hundred percent, joke people. This is a one shot and so people do not tell me that I should have made it longer, because this is supposed to be a joke!
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Harry tripped over his own feet in front of the Slytherin Common Room. Draco Malfoy came out right when it happened.
"Ha ha," he pointed and laughed.
Harry bowed his head in shame. That was the day Harry Potter was burned by the Slytherin's.
END!