Splinter Cell: Co-Op Theater

Disclaimer: Whatever is talked about here I do not own, especially Splinter Cell.

-Steve walks in to the TV room to find Bob watching a Barbarian show-

Steve: What are you watching?

Bob: Grabnare the Wanderer.

Steve: What is it about?

Bob: Grabnare goes from town to town, mainly killing people.

Steve: Well, we need to get to work. Come on Bob.

Bob: I know not this Bob! I am Thorax the Impaler.

Steve: Oh God.

Bob: You like that? Or should I be Ramrod the Destroyer.

Steve: Let's just go.

-Later-

Steve: You do know that thorax is a part of an insect?

Bob: No, I spell it T. H. O. R. '. A…You get the idea.

Steve: -Kills some guards-

Bob: You have quite a spirit, fellow wanderer. I will call you Steve the Fegina.

Steve: I swear, if I didn't need you to get this done.

-Minutes later, they are to repel down a wall-

Steve: Just lower me down.

Bob: Thorax bows to no man! Feel my wrath! –Throws flash grenade at Steve-

Steve: AHHH!

Bob: How does it feel to be hit by a bolt of lighting from a god, mortal! –Throws another flash grenade-

Bob: Submit to my will!

Steve: Okay! Okay! I submit to your will!

Bob: And whose will is that?

Steve: Thorax the impaler.

Bob: Good! And who is submitting?

Steve: Steve.

Bob: Steve what?

Steve: Steve the Fegina.

Bob: Good. You may come up.

-Moments later-

Bob: Come on. It was a joke.

Steve: You threw grenades at me!

Bob: Only flash grenades. I wouldn't throw real grenades at you.

Steve: There are a bunch guards out there, just stay hidden.

Bob: Thorax hides from no man! –Runs toward guards-

Steve: Bob don't!

Bob: -Quickly kills all the guys-

Steve: Wow! That actually worked!

Bob: Thorax Impales All!

-Moments later, Bob and Steve are on the support beams above a whole lot of guards-

Steve: Look. It worked before it could work again. Let's go! Navy Seals! –Jumps down-

Bob: -Jumps down shortly after and revives Steve- And that is why you are Steve the Fegina.

Steve: Where were you! You were supposed to back me up!

Bob: Me know not fight when Me can't win.

-Both killed-

"Mission Failed"