AN- I'm sorry dudes but unfortunately I do not believe that this chapter is funny…though I do believe that it is setting up the story pretty good for the next seven chapters. So if you shall bear with me I would like to thank Vicious-Loner for helping me edit and spell check my last chapter of one of my stories…however I can't remember which one and I forgot to add her to the thank you part…so here it is.
THE ENTIER IF THIS STORY IS NOW DEDACATED TO YOU FOR BREATHING! Thank you. -
Oh! AndI have the next chapter for My Life, my Death, My Story done up I just have to edit it.
Disclaimer- I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. if I did I wouldn't be trying to download the first season now would I?
Bakura's Rant
Chapter three: Enter Marik
I am once more sitting on my couch and staring at the blank TV, the kittens have surrounded me and the cat, Kura, has taken up sitting on my lap...
"Traitor..." I mumble for what must have been the hundredth time.
"You knew all along that you were a girl! A she-devil! To think that I had been spilling my heart to you, telling all of my manly secrets to the likes of you just to have you turn around and be a girl!" I pout as the beast continues to rub up against my leg, begging for attention.
I ignore it, the same was that I've been ignoring it for the past week.
Gods it's annoying.
"You're as bad as the Pharaoh..." I proclaim receiving a lick from my new found friend and then another from...
"GEAH! THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
I wipe my head around just in time to find Marik with his tong hanging out of his mouth.
"Marik that was disgusting! What the hell was that for!"
The spiky blond haired other simply gave me a smirk and jumped over the back of the couch to take a seat next to that of my own.
"Come to think of it why the hell are you in my house?"
Still smirking he moves an arm over me and pulls my boy tight against his own.
I hate Malik's Yami.
"I wanted to know if the rumors were true."
"What rumors?"
"That you went and fucked the Pharaoh to his next birthday."
Gods...that was blunt.
"I did not fuck the Pharaoh! I fell on top of him!"
"Over and over and over an-"
"NO! I slipped and fell on top of him! End of discussion!"
"Don't forget the lip lock!"
I feel my eye twitch and look to see that his grin has more then doubled.
"I hate you."
"I know."
I moved to leave and he moved me for me.
Frowning I examine my new chair. Marik.
"So..." he slurs his words slowly sticking his tong into my ear, and I can't help but think of Ryou giving myself a bit of a problem. "Was he any good?"
"NOO!" My eyes pop open and I jump to my feet.
"Ra no, hell no! That was the most disgusting thing I had ever, ever, EVER tasted! It was vial!"
He's laughing at me now...mind you that was to be expected. I would have done the same think if I had found out that Marik had been kissing the Pharaoh and then jumped off my lap with a huge bone-oh hell no!
"I AM NOT TURNED ON BY THE PHARAOH!"
"Then please-" more laughing. "ex-ex-explain-" more laughing "- that to me!" he points to my genitals and I give a small cringe at having his hand that close to my crotch...
Frowning I began to think threw my options. I could either tell Marik of my feelings for Ryou and that I had been fantasizing while sitting on his lap...though not by MY choice!...or I could tell him that it was the Pharaoh that was turning me on...
But of course, thanks to my plenty skilled mind, I came up with an even better plan.
"Well I was sitting on your lap wasn't I?" Brilliant! Now he can't say that I'm in love with the Pharaoh!
"So you're saying that I turn you on?" Or then again maybe not...
Moving to his feet he began to ascend towards me, and for once in my life I'm being forced ageist the wall...in fear!
What can I say? The guy's crazy, even to me!
"Maybe." I smirk as i feel my back hit the wall and know all too well what's coming next. One of his hands rest next to my head, just to the right of it so that I may have no escape while the other...OH MY RA!
My eyes grow bigger then what they have ever widened to before and I swear that I just squeaked!
"Hmmm...I think I may like this answer..."
He begins to lean in for a kiss and there is nothing I can do about it! Why? Because I have my arms pined ageist the wall by his body my head held in place with his hand and well...I'm not doing any kicking while he's got that in hand!
"Mew mew mewwww.."
"mew"
"mew"
"mew"
"mew"
He raises an eye brow to my loving little fuzz balls and I can't help but smile. It seems that I wont be having to cook them after all.
"What the hell? Since when did you get these things!" He releases me crouching to the ground and picking up Mittens. Mittens is my favorite of all the kittens. He, and yes I did check, was born with a two tipped tail and black paws. The rest of him is white. well except for his tail which is also black tipped, just like a mitten.
"Since Kura shot them out his ass."
"Kura's a girl?"
"No men can have baby's."
His eyes widened and all I can do is shake my head as he tries to fine where they would come out of on Mittens.
"You dumb-ass! men can't have babies!"
Blinking for a moment he places down the mini-cat and frowned.
"Does that mean I wont have to check Malik?"
"Yes that means that you wont have to check Malik!"
"Ohhhh..."
I roll my eyes. It seems that today's going to be a little more boring then what I had expected it to be.
Maybe I should go on the computer and type again...that's always fun! No! wait...I can't...if I do then Marik will start shooting babies out of his ass! And the last thing that I need is an army of ravaging mini-Mariks! All short and trying to molest me...
"ewwww..."
He raises an eyebrow at my random sound but I simply keep the info to myself.
Flopping back on the couch again he motions for me to take a seat before going to talk. I move over taking the furthest seat away from him...not that it lasted and soon found myself upon his lap again.
"When's Ryou getting home..." he purrs the words ageist the nape of my neck and I can feel my problem grow...
"Not soon enough..." Actually I think he'll be getting home around eight. Which thankfully will be in thirty minutes...now if I could just manage to last that long...
"Well you seem to be pretty board right now...why don't I help entertain you some..."
"NO!" His eyes widen at my sudden out burst and I shoot from his lap. "No way! The last time you decided to 'entertain me' I was left limping for a month! I am not going threw that again! Especially when Ryou's going to be home so freaking soon!...besides...I want to screw him, not you."
It was with this that his surprised expression slowly twists into that of a devilish smirk.
"Do you need any help in getting together with your little abiou?" he moved form his seat walking slow dangerous circles around me.
Now what the hell is he up to...
"I could help you get him...I am after all with my hakari, so I obviously know how to get them." My deep violet orbs are following him as he continues to make circles around me and the rest off the room...it's getting a little freaky...
"What do you mean?"
"Exactly what I'm saying, I know how I could get you with Ryou and in his bed in a week! All you have to do is follow everything that I say."
I frown at the sound of this...to follow everything that HE says is suicide, and I know it. But hell I want Ryou and he does have Malik...though he is a psychopath...but still! I'm desperate I'll give anything a try!
"What's the catch?"
"After all's said and done if he's with you then you own me one of what ever I want regardless of what it may be!"
His half lidded hues are screaming with excitement and I swear that I might just have to gorge them out if he doesn't stop being so stupid...but the hell with it!
Extending my hand he takes it into his own and we then shake on the deal. He owns my soul...well practically! and I get Ryou...sounds okay...I think...
There's a squeaking form the door and I turn to see my beloved Ryou carrying in some delicious groceries!
"Oh Gods no!"
We both raise eye brows as to what it is that he's looking at.
"You two are shaking hands! I'm screwed!" Blinking I turned my attention to that of our still holding hands and then to the smashing sound of Ryou dropping the groceries and racing out the door.
I shout a few profanities and Marik stands there smiling, eyeing me as he always does while I continue to curse.
"No more Ryou!"
"What- WOAH!"
Within a moment I'm knocked to the ground with Marik straddling my waist and continuing his before plans with my body…weather I like it or not.
Thus with my shirt by my head and a hand to my crotch I turn to the cat and say the last coherent words that will be leaving my mouth for the next hour.
"This is going to be a hell of a week..."
AN- Well that wasn't too bad now was it? We finally got a semi-plot to the story and I think that it's finally starting to come together.
Also if you guys would like I can make a Yaoi/lemon scean in one of the upcoming chapters. But you'd have to tell me if you want it.