A/N Greetings fellow sentient life forms. It is I, Qfan, the author of this story. Now, before we go on to the story I have a few announcements to announce. The first announcement, which shall henceforth be known, as 'The First Announcement' is as follows: I do not own any of the people, characters, things, or ideas, except for those that I do. Unless of course I don't, but those that I do own, do in fact, belong to me. The next announcement is this: I would like to thank my reviewers for their kind reviews to which I shall respond to below. To those of you who read but did not review, I ask you to please review. Because if I don't get reviews I won't write more. So please review.
I shall now respond to my kind reviewing reviewers' reviews.
Purpleirishdancer: Yes. I am a Python fan, as is evident by this chapter. Thank you for reviewing.
Firebirdgirl: Yes I am, as this chapter proves, but I am sorry to inform you that I can only write when inspiration strikes and I never know when that will be. So I don't know how long it will be between updates. Thank you for adding me to your alerts.
Artsy: Sorry, but no. Though I have seen The Powerpuff Girls, I am not a fan.
Voyfan: Again, yes. I am planing to write more but as I told Firebirdgirl I don't know how often.
Maroondreamer: I am very glad I could make you laugh.
Now then, on to the story!
All was calm aboard Voyager. The captain was calm. The first officer was calm. The helmsman was calm. The tactical officer was calm, although even if he wasn't, no one would know. The ops officer was calm. The ensigns were calm. The chief engineer wasn't so calm. All was not calm aboard Voyager.
A lone ensign walked onto the bridge and stopped in front of the captain. "Trouble in engineering"
"Oh no," sighed Captain Janeway, "what sort of trouble?"
" I don't know. B'Elana just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble in engineering. That's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition."
All the sudden, three men in red dresses appeared on the viewscreen. They were cardinals.
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" proclaimed Cardinal Ximinez. "Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four ...no... amongst our weapons... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again."
The view screen turned off.
The view screen turned on.
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - oh damn!"
"Excuse me," Janeway interrupted, "but who ARE you?"
Cardinal Ximinez looked taken aback. "I am Cardinal Ximinez!" Cardinal Ximinez said. "This, is Cardinal Biggles!" He then gestured over to the man waring goggles. "And Cardinal Fang." He gestured dismissive at Cardinal Fang.
"I see, and what exactly are you doing in the Delta Quadrant?"
"Um…the what?" Cardinal Biggles tilted his head confusedly.
"The…delta quadrant? Is that where we are?" Cardinal Ximinez asked.
"Yes." Janeway was getting annoyed. "Why are you here?"
"Oh. That's because someone said they weren't expecting the Spanish inquisition. You see nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four ...no... amongst our weapons... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise…"
"STOP!""What? Oh, sorry."
"Do you know the way back to Earth?"
"Nope sorry."
"That's quite alright."
The three cardinals disappeared.
Janeway took out a map and looked for Earth.