A/n: NO I HAVN'T DIED!!!!! I'VE JUST BEEN EXTREMELY LAZY!!!! TT it's the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth!!!! Well, plus I've been swamped with homework. I had to do a project with Mark, Alex, and two of Mark's perverted friends… and now that I'm thinking about, it think I will put them in the story too… Mwahahaha!!! Also during our project I learned 3 things and they had nothing to do on what our project was: 1. Mark's middle name is John. 2. He has a bunch of pokemon stuff. 3. He doesn't do his chores. On the floor laughing. MWAHAHAHA!!!! SWEET REVENGE!!!!! HAHAHA!!! Oh and by the way ….. This is some moments of silence.

Link: Looks at me. Well, since Haley (My real name.) is too busy laughing evilly I'll do the disclaimer. Haley does not own anything she mentions in this fan fic.

Me: Jumps up off of the floor. THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!! I OWN MY FRIENDS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Link: -.-; Okay…

"My ancestor was a princess?" I was in state of shock… sort of.

"Yes." Link responded with a glazed look and in a monotone voice.

"Tell us more about yourself!" It was getting quiet so, I had to say something.

"Well, I come from a land called Hyrule. I came here in search of the people who carry the bloodlines of my friends. These people are all important and they need to be found."

"And exactly, why are you on this quest again?" Mark inquired. Link got this look that was a cross of excitement and worry.

"TO SAVE HYRULE ONCE AGAIN!!!!!" Link was ecstatic. AGAIN.

"And you need us how, exactly?" Kevin was acting smart alec, like.

"We need Alex and you for the fact that we need extra people with lots of courage and wisdom."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who said that I, me Alex, has lots courage/wisdom?!" Seriously, I have no courage or wisdom!" I don't have any whatever it is… wait a moment. I WAS JUST DISSING MYSELF WASN'T I?!

"Alex, you have wisdom and Kevin has courage." I could see Kevin with courage because it's that and his stupidity that gets him in trouble a lot.

"Alex. With wisdom? You've got to be kidding me! She's the last person who could have any wisdom." Kevin spoke up… I wished he didn't though.

"Hey, is there a bad guy going to be thrown in here somewhere?" Mark asked.

"OH! YES, THERE IS ONE!!! IN FACT THAT'S ANOTHER REASON WHY I CAME HERE!!!!" Link is like a puppy, at one moment he's sad and quiet the next… giddy and jumping up and down.

"Who is he?" Kevin blurted out.

"Ganondorf."

…….

"BWAHAHAHA!!! THAT… NAME… IS… SO… FUNNY!!!" I Burst out laughing and at that exact moment Link pulled out his instrument again and played another song.

"Zelda are you there?" Link asked.

"Yes. I am." Someone with a sweet sounding voice answered.

"GAH!!!! WHO'S THERE?!" Kevin freaked out. (That sure was being courageous wasn't it?)

"No one is here besides us Kevin." Mark told Kevin flatly.

"Who's there?" Asked the voice.

"THERE IT IS AGAIN!!! IS THAT YOU GOD?!" Kevin sure was being brave.

"IT'S ZELDA YOU NIMROD!!!!!" I exclaimed.

"Oh…" Kevin looked relived.

"Link who's there?" Zelda questioned.

"Two of the people we needed to find."

"Oh? Which ones?"

"Courage and wisdom."

"That's great! You can leave there now!"

"What?! I thought I was to find all of them before I came back!"

"That was before father made arrangements for me to be married!!!"

"WHAT?!?! TO WHO?!?!"

"Ganondorf."

"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!! I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN!!! BYE!!!"

"Bye." Look's like I'm on my way.

A/n: I'M SO SORRY I HAVN'T UPDATED IN LIKE THREE MONTHS!!!!!!!!! I'm getting to a good part and I promise that there will be romance in the next chapter for any of you people who could be waiting. And I hope that this chapter was long enough. I'll try to put up another chapter as soon as possible and if I don't put one up before the holidays.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!