A/n: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. My computer I being stupid so I have to use an on-screen keyboard so my spelling probably really bad. Oh, and if I don't put answers to reviews it's because I forgot. So forgive me okay? I've also decided that this takes after OoT and MM. Yeah, when Link went back in time so did Ganondorf, and Zelda doesn't remember Link from the alternate future (but he's still a hero). One more thing, THIS IS AS IF THE GAMES SERIES: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA WAS NEVER MADE!

Disclaimer: I pretty much don't own anything I mention in this fan fic.

"IT'S OFF TO NEVER-NEVER LAND!" Kevin shouted holding a strap to his back pack with one hand, and with his other hand he pointed to the sky.

"Uh, we're going to Hyrule not to Never-never land." Link said.

"I knew that…" Kevin is so, so, STUPID!

"Anyways!" I started. "Let's get going!"

"Ok!" Mark shouted.

"What do you mean 'Ok'? You're not coming." Kevin was being a real butthead. Sometimes I wonder why I'm even friends with him.

"Why can't I come!" Mark questioned angrily.

"'Cause we need some one to cover for us. Plus, you're not need."

"Fine. But if I get the chance, I'll go."

"Fine."

"Fine!"

"God, you guys are so annoying!" I told them the truth. "Well? Aren't we going to go!"

"Of coarse, the sooner we get there, the sooner we will be able to save Zelda!" Link was… himself. Deep in concentration one minute, the next bouncing off the walls. "Ok, Kevin, Alex, stand next to me."

"Why?" I asked.

"You want to go to Hyrule, right?"

"Of course!"

"Then stand next to me."

"O… k." I wanted to go so I stood next to him.

Link pulled out his instrument again.

"WAIT!" I shouted

"Why?" Link asked

"What is that?"

"An ocarina."

"OOOOOHHH!" I finally new what it was.

"It has magical powers." Link said grinning from pointy ear to pointy ear. Wait, POINTY EARS! I CAN'T BELIVE I DIDN'T NOTICE THIS BEFORE!

"You… have… pointy ears!" I'm surprised no one noticed this not ever the hospital! Well, they probably did but didn't worry about it… maybe they thought it was a mutation or like he was some sci-fi TV series fan, like, Star Trek.

"Holy…! He does!" Ha! Kevin almost swore!

"Um… yeah… pointy ears are common, are they not?" Link cocked his head in confusion.

"No, not really." Kevin was shaking his head 'no'.

"Well, c'mon, let's go to Hyrule!" I shouted.

"Wait! If you run into Zelda without me there give her this!" Link handed me a letter. I nodded my head and put it in my pocket.

"Ok! Here we go!" Link played his ocarina and they were off!

Alex

"Waaaaah!"

"OOF!" I had landed on something soft and comfy… unfortunately she wasn't too happy about it.

"G-get off of me!" She struggled to say because of my weight on her.

"Ah! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!" I kept apologizing over and over again to her I wasn't even sure who she was. I was to busy bowing over and over like a Japanese person might have.

"How did you get in here!" She demanded while sniffling a little bit.

"I guess I… Dropped in? Eh heh heh." I kindachuckled as I scratched the back of my head. "Oh…" When I looked at the girl I landed on she was quite pale almost fragile looking. She had on a pink dress that was very elegant and had a beautiful design on it and in the design was the same mark that was on my hand! Her makeup was smudged down her face which obviously meant she was crying. Her hair was long, it went down to the middle of her back it was a strawberry blonde color. She also wore a simple yet not so plain tiara. Then it donned on me. "Are you… Princess Zelda?"

"Yes… Why?" She asked. She has a very sweet sounding voice!

"I was told you to give you this letter if I met you by myself." I pulled the letter out of my… My bag! It's just a leather knapsack thing! It wasn't my normal old doodled on school backpack! When I looked inside of it… All my clothes where changed! I no longer had any blue jeans, they were all tights, every pair! My shirts were no longer shirts they were dresses! Even the clothes I were wearing were changed. Everything modern I had was changed. My flashlight was now a oil lamp, I didn't even have my things like my CD player. sigh Oh well… I'll have to live with it. I found the letter and finally gave it to Zelda. Zelda read the letter out loud:

Dear Zelda,

If you are reading this you ran into Alex. She is the one who is related to you through the tri-force of wisdom. Yes, the one who is bound to me is Kevin. He is maybe only a year older than Alex. They maybe very young but I believe they can help us… for now anyways. I will get the rest of them when the time comes.

Love,

Link

Just then a large nock came on the door, and a loud booming, creepy, voice was heard. "Zelda, are you talking to someone?" Zelda gasped and in a hurry took me and my stuff and shoved me under her bed and told to be quiet. I nodded, and carefully looked out from under the bed and thought. "Zelda was ok until the knock on the door… Now she looks like she gonna burst out into tears…" Zelda opened the door.

((A/n: For those who are weak of heart I suggest you don't read this… Well, it's really scary, really, really scary. I can't believe I'm gonna type this even. Well, back to the story…))

Just then a very large man with darker skin and a hideous big and pointy nose came in the room. He was mainly dressed in black and had and ugly cape. His eyes were as fiery red as his hair. "Why were you crying? There's no need to." He smirked as he took Zelda's wrist and squeezed it tightly while Zelda was trying to break his grip.

"My father's dying! You--!You--!" Zelda was going to finish what she was going to say but couldn't because… UGH! I CAN'T EVEN LOOK! Ganondorf was… Kissing her! I'm sorry I couldn't help you Zelda!

A few moments before GanondorfKevin and Link

At this point Kevin had gotten over the fact that his close had changed and that he was only wearing was a long shirt and tights. He was just nervous that "certain things" would show. "Uhh… Link are you sure this is safe to do?" Kevin was on the roof of Hyrule Castle with Link.

"No, but I can sense that Zelda needs me." Link turned around and was giving Kevin a very serious look and gave out a deep sigh. "When you're in love you'll do crazy things too." When he turned around and looked through Zelda's window again and yelled at Kevin to follow him with the hook shot. Link took the long shot and aimed it above the roof on her balcony. When he landed he stayed off to the side of the window so he wouldn't be seen. His goal was to surprise the enemy and get the girl. But… the goal was destroyed when Kevin crashed through the window and landed on Ganonpork. Link came running in after.

Link, Zelda, Alex, Kevin, and Ganondorf

"OOF!" Kevin crashed into Ganondork. Thank goodness he did! I was worried about Zelda! But… Link should've save Zelda… Not Kevin.

"I'm sorry Zelda!" Link shouted as he ran up to her and gave her a hug. Awww… They look so cute together! Zelda was sobbing into Link's shirt. "I… saw what Ganondorf…" Link didn't want to say the rest it was so disgusting. He wrapped his arms around her tighter and apologized again. "I'm so sorry… I'm sorry I wasn't here for. I swear I'll never let anything bad happen to you again!" I swear Link's eyes were watering.

"That… Is so sweet!" I came out from under the bed. "I'm sorry to ruin the moment and every thing but… I just had to say something… Plus we need to do something with fatso over there." I pointed to Ganondorf but since Kevin was still standing next to where he was passed out, Kevin started to spazzed.

"WHAT! I AM NOT FAT!"

"Ganonpork you idiot!" I yelled back.

"Who's he!"

"THE GUY YOU CRASH LANDED ON! Ugh… I can't believe we're friends." I sighed as I put my hand to forehead. "By the way, nice tights." I smirked. Kevin blushed and started to pull his tunic down.

"Sh-shut up! It's not like I want to wear this!" Kevin whined. Link was sitting down on Zelda's bed. Zelda was still clamped on to Link sobbing. For some reason I think she's tougher than that… Oh well, I would be crying to if Ganondorf kissed me. I shivered just thinking about that. It's also amazing he can actually get that close to anyone's face with his huge nose!

"Guard!" Zelda yelled, her voice shaky.

"Yes, ma'am?" Said some random guard as he came through the door.

"T-take him to the d-dungeons." Zelda pointed to Ganondorf.

"But…!"

"Just d-do it!" Zelda was stern yet not so stern that she would seem… witchy but with a 'B'.

"YES MA'AM!" The guard took Ganondorf by the collar and tried to drag him but couldn't because he was too heavy. "BOB, I NEED HELP DRAGGIN" SOMEONE TO THE DUNGEONS!"

"Really!" A guy burst through the door, apparently he's Bob…

"Yeah," Said the other guard. "It's Ganondorf so he's really heavy, so I need help."

"We're dragging Ganondorf to the dungeons! Why?"

"I don't know, The Princess said to!"

"But Ganondorf is…"

"Don't question the Princess! We could be executed!"

"You know I can hear you? Right?" Zelda asked flatly.

"WE'RE SORRRRRY!" They took Ganondorf by the collar and ran to put him in the dungeons.

"The buffoons…" Zelda mumbled.

A/n: There it's extra long! I think… Well the next chapter I will start posting replies to reviews again. Like I said I'm sorry for your wait. If you have any remarks or something you can feel free to e-mail me.