My Brother's Best Friend

Summary: AU. Botan, younger sister to Youko Kurama, has a crush on his best friend, Kuronue. Why does he always torment her? Does he feel the same? Will it work out in the end?

Shoujo Bat: This chapter is kind of random. But I need it for a later chapter. I think I'm stuck. I ran out of some ideals after typing this chapter.

Hiei: You're always stuck. Remember how you got stuck in that cookie jar?

Shoujo Bat: Ehehehe… Yup.

Yukina: And remember how you got stuck on that roller coaster ride?

Shoujo Bat: Yes…

Botan: And when you got your shoe lace stuck in the escalator?

Shoujo Bat: -gets aggravated- Mm hmm….

Youko: And remember how you got your tongue stuck on the freezer door?

Shoujo Bat: Yes! Ok, shut up! I know I'm stupid, but you don't need to rub it in.

Hiei: But it's fun.

Shoujo Bat: You know what? You aren't introducing the story anymore.

Hiei: I never was…

Shoujo Bat: …. Youko! You introduce the story.

Youko: Ok! Thank you for reading My Brother's Best Friend It means to us that you're reading and reviewing, so please, don't stop! –waves-

Shoujo Bat: -giggles- Don't… stop..

Botan: -smacks- DON'T THINK PERVERTED STUFF ABOUT MY BROTHER.

Youko: Shoujo Bat does not own YYH! If she did. I'd be very worried for Kuronue and Koenma would be dead. Oh well, here's the story! Hope you enjoy!

Chapter 2-The game of tag

"Ha-ha, can't catch me!" Botan said using her powers from her old job to summon an oar and fly away from Kuronue, who she was playing tag with. She laughed at he jumped to get her, missing. Then she laughed and felt a gust of wind behind her. His wings caused the wind, and she paled as he tackled her and sat on the oar.Botan's P.O.V.

I forgot about his wings, and he caught me off guard when he jumped on the back of the oar. In other words, he made me lose my concentration, and the oar disappeared, making us fall from the top of his room.

"This is all your faulttttt!" I yelled as he just smirked, about to fly away when I hit his head and made him pass out for a good while. "I am so not going to fall alone jerk." We both feel onto the table, and both got knocked out.

I was the first to wake up when I felt a whole lot of weight on me. I looked up and saw Kuronue and I screamed very loud.

My face flushed red and I yelled out, "KURONUE! This will be a good time to WAKE UP!" I yelled as I felt him stir a little.

Reader's P.O.V.

That's when Kuronue woke up feeling something in his face. He couldn't really breathe so he placed a hand near his face and the other hand, on leaves? He did keep some of Kurama's flowers, so leaves seemed right.

He looked up and blushed, at least twenty shades of red, and ten of pink. He was on her breast. He removed his hand from one of her breasts, the hand near his face before. She looked mad, then Kuronue slid off of the girl, who was still flushed.

"Uh… sorry about that Botan." He said as Botan got up off the table and laughed.

"You need a new table, we broke the old one." She said as Kuronue looked at it, and sighed, it would make Kurama mad, but then again, Kurama's almost never happy.

"I guess Kurama might have one. It doesn't matter." Kuronue said, flipping his pendant in the air and catching it. Hiei was another good friend of Youko, he was also a fire demon, but was pretty short.

Botan's P.O.V.

"You know your afraid of Youko and his power." I said to him. "If it wasn't for me and Rina, you would have been sent to Rekai by now." I said, as he looked mad.

"Only because you and the girl gave Youko 'the look'." He snorted. "Besides, I could've kicked his ass easy. But at least we're friends." He said, I completely ignored his last statement. I know I shouldn't…but the idea of him ever defeating Youko was hilarious! I burst into laughter.

"Yeah right!"

He growled and stuck his nose in the air. "Could, too."

I walked up to him and patted his shoulder, as if to comfort him. "And I think Johnny Newman is the sexiest person alive." Johnny was this very short, very ugly demon that worked for Youko. He was a goblin really with little hair and blue skin.

He wrinkled his nose in disgust and shot me a murderous glare. I smiled sweetly at him and walked past him and into the living room to watch T.V., I swear the things humans make are great. Kuronue came in shortly and I looked up at him, to see with him a thoughtful expression on his face. I shrugged and focused my attention back to the T.V.

"Botan?"

"Hmm?" I answered absently.

"Do you think Johnny is the sexiest person alive?" I was so shocked and disgusted I almost fell off the couch. How could he even consider that for one second! Johnny? Sexy? Eww! He has those ugly yellow glasses and that awful green hair, and I'm not even going to go on to the matter of his fashion sense!

He chuckled. "Good. For a second there I thought you were insane."

I raised an eyebrow. "Even if I was, it would be entirely your fault." He shrugged carelessly.

"Just because I like to see people suffer and scream out in pain, it does not mean I'm insane."

"Sure, Kuro-kun." I'm scared. He's been staring at me for the past few minutes. What the hell is his problem? Gah…I'm starting to sound like my brother. Maybe this is what its like for him every time I stare. And I stare a lot. And that's an understatement. Stop staring at me, damn it!

"Botan?"

"H-hai?" He said your name and you can't even answer without sounding pathetic! ..And now you're shouting at yourself. You need help Botan.

"Do you think I'm sexy?" What the...! Where the hell did that come from! I'm not answering that. Iie. I refuse to answer it.

"W-what?" He sighed and rolled his eyes.

"I said, do you think I'm sexy?"

"Wouldn't I be incredibly peculiar if I thought that, thinking my brother's best friend sexy?" I'm so clever. Responding to a question with a question. And a very smart question at that. I don't think he even knows what peculiar means.

"I don't care whether you'd be peculiar or not. Answer the God-damned question!"

I'm doomed! What will do if I say he's not? What will he do if I say he is? Of course I think he is. I mean, you'd have to be completely blind to think otherwise. Or a gay girl. And I'm neither. So, yeah…

"Why do you want to know what I think?" I replied slyly. If I have to go down, I'm going down fighting, damn it! …And I really need to stop cussing. I'm the friendly and polite Botan. If I so much as mention the word damn in front of Youko, he would have me locked up in some boarding school before you can say 'Botan…you're stupid.'

"What does that matter? Why the hell won't you answer my question?" He growled.

Hey, he's not supposed to do that! Now I have three more questions to answer! Why does he even care if I think he's sexy or not? Can't he see what kind of position he's putting me in?

Bad Botan! Naughty Botan! Can't you keep thoughts like that out of your head for five whole minutes! I sigh and look into Kuronue's smoldering, cobalt-colored eyes…which are currently narrowed in anger. It was only a simple question. Why is he so mad that I didn't answer it?

"What ever I answer…you won't tell Youko, right?" He's laughing at me! It's not funny, dam- dang it!

"Of course not, Botan." Is he…smiling? Does he already know the answer? His smile is creepy. Or maybe it's just that I've never seen him actually smile before. Smirk, leer, growl etc. sure. But never smile.

"Um…well…" I muttered. Hey, look at the floor! It's an amazing shade of blue! …What's that stain? I've never noticed that before. Looks like…spaghetti sauce or something? Damn, ack, I mean dang! That's not going to come out…

"Botan!"

"Huh? Nani?" Oh yeah. He wanted me to answer, didn't he? Gah…he's looking angry, and…amused? Pfft, he always did have a weird sense of humor.

He raised an eyebrow at me. "Well?"

"Hai." I muttered angrily. "Happy now!" He looked at me gleefully and nodded his head. I raised an eyebrow of my own. Why the…heck did he need to know that? He slapped me on the back. Hard.

"You're not so bad looking yourself, you know, Botan!" He chirped happily. I just stare at his ass as he walks out of the room. Hey, you should know by now how perverted I am. He's my brother's friend. I can look at his ass if I want to! He turns round and catches me looking at him. Or more specifically his ass. Is he angry?

No.

He just smirks, winks at me and continues to walk out of the room, swaying his hips as he does so. He's doing that on purpose! All I want to know is…

What the hell?

...End of Chapter...

A/N: This is the shortest chapter I've ever made. Sorry if it's kind of short, but oh well. The game of tag will come in later, but anyway, I swear the next chapter will be longer. Please Review.

Quote of the chapter

This is the shortest chapter I've ever made. Sorry if it's kind of short, but oh well. The game of tag will come in later, but anyway, I swear the next chapter will be longer. Please Review.

He just smirks, winks at me and continues to walk out of the room, swaying his hips as he does so. He's doing that on purpose! All I want to know is…

What the hell?- Botan