Ch2

"Speeches"

'Thoughts'

Curve on a Straight Line

"Hattori? Are you home?" the Osaka accented young teen called, bouncing her way through the living room of the great detective of the east.

"That you Kazuha?" a voice came from down the hall.

"Yea, did you do your research on your economics assignment yet?" she asked.

"Yea, yea, I'm looking right now," Hattori gave a slightly irritated groan.

The stomping footsteps of an angry girl rang down the hall. A look of panic rose upon Hattori's face as the girl entered his room and turned off his monitor off in a pathetic attempt to hide his actions.

"What were you just doing?" Kazuha demanded as she walked over to the monitor and turned it back on, What the heck is this? This isn't research Heiji!" she said angrily as she folded her arms and tapped her foot.

"I know, I know, I'll get to it alright? But look at this site! I just stumbled across this site yesterday and there's something strange about it," he said suddenly lowering his voice and returning his detective appearance.

"Strange?" Kazuha asked, noticing his change of appearance.

"Yea, look at it," he replied.

She turned her head and glanced upon the screen. A gasp escaped her mouth, "Heiji, is this…"

"Yea, there's stories written about K…I mean Conan's life here. I found it when I was searching for new detective novels when this link came up. There's stories about us in there too," he said.

"This is kind of freaky…" Kazuha retracted her hand to her lips, "is someone watching us right now?"

"I don't know but it doesn't look like just some ONE but a whole bunch of em," he gulped, then returning to his cheerful face he finished off, "But, they are stories and some of em are really funny!" he laughed and motioned to the door.

"Where you goin?" Kazuha asked.

"Washroom, I'll be back in a sec," he waved and exited the room.

Turning back to the monitor, she took a seat in the chair and flipped through the countless titles upon the site. 'I don't believe this, Ran-chan…Sonoko-chan…the little kid Conan, and even old man Mouri, they're all here. That tiny Haibara girl's pretty popular too,' she ran her eyes down with shock and astonishment while occasionally flipping her head to the corners in search of a hidden camera near by. Her eyes caught on one particular summary which made her twitch. Her hand was pulled to the title as she clicked to view its content.

Heiji made his way back from the washroom, whistling a familiar tune from his lips with a carefree smile in his eyes. His happiness soon ended with an sudden scream of his name that roared loudly from his room. He dashed his way back in a hurry and bursted through the door. "Kazuha! Are you okay?" he shouted with concern.

"Hattori Heiji! You bastard, Kudou was a girl after all, wasn't she!" she ejaculated with rage.

"What are you talking about? Kudou is a man, you've seen him already too! Remember, in the play?" he replied scratching his head.

"Well then what's this!" she said as she pointed to the monitor, "It's written right here that you and this Kudou 'GUY' kissed! You were going out with a girl and you never told me about it!"

"Of course not, I'm not…wait…wa..wa..WHAT!" he jumped as she comprehended the full length of her sentence and dashed to the screen.

"See, it's written right there! You pressed your lips upon that Kudou character. How could you, we're childhood friends, you're suppose to tell me these things!' she said trying to not show her jealousy.

"I told you, Kudou is not a woman! His a 'HE', you've seen and talked to him, you should know this fact as much as I do," Heiji shouted.

"But you kissed…wait…Oh…My…God!" she said as she brought her hands to her mouth that hung open with shock, "Heiji…you're…"

"No I'm not!" he yelled back. (Don't flame me you Yaoi fans. Personally, I dislike Yaoi, not to criticize or nethin)

"You kissed him," Kazuha said trying to keep a straight face. But she couldn't, not even with all her might, to keep a giggle from escaping.

"I'm not gay!" Heiji reassured as he scanned the page furiously. 'god…God…GOD, why did this guy have to be so descriptive!' his eyes ran quickly through the page.

"Hahaha!" Kazuha bursted into laughter as she could no longer keep it inside, "Heiji's gay! I guess I should have notice your…curved ideas that didn't follow the regular lines"

"Shut up! I'm not gay!" he pretend hit Kazuha upon her head as his face flourished red.

(Agasa's Home)---

"God, who the hell is this sacred alliance guy…He knows everything, wonder if his a stalker…" Conan said as he checked outside the window, expecting to see a shadow that would quickly duck under the window.

"It says here that he lives in Canada though," Ai pointed.

"Ahh, that might be just bogus," Conan waved out the comment, "I swear, when I get my hands on him…!"

"But that story was humorous," Ai laughed, "I really enjoyed it."

"I bet YOU did," Conan laughed weakly through his grinding teeth.

The tiny chemist gave a small chuckle and returned to the page, "indeed I did…'Honey'" she replied bursting out in laughter. Conan narrowed his eyes glared upon the laughing figure.

End…

Sorry about the length, but I really have a limited amount of stories to work with. Don't worry guys, I won't make fun of your stories if you allow me to use it. I will just give comments about it with humor added on. I will try to put in minimal if not, no negative comments so please let me use some of your stories.

Neways, reviews.

Silver Sky Magician: Your review is my command

Jay Kamiya: How did you like Heiji's reaction? Was it what you hoped for?

Fyliwion: Indeed, there's the first one. Alright, so it didn't follow the real story directly. I didn't get the permission to from the author so I couldn't, but it works.

Blu-Chan: Yea, that was fanfic being a pain. Sorry about that but I didn't even know anything about it till I went back and saw it for myself.

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