My Brother's Best Friend

Summary: AU. Botan younger sister to Youko has learned one important thing. Unrequited love sucks. When she has a huge crush on Kuronue, things get… complicated. Mainly when he starts to tease the poor girl. Is that Kuronue… swaying his hip?

Kuronue, Botan, and Youko: -Sitting playing cards-

Shoujo Bat: Some one has to do a disclaimer!

Botan: Shoujo Bat doesn't own us or YYH. So don't sue! But it's not like you'd get anything... other then Inuyasha movies and DVDs. And some instant food seeing as Shoujo Bat can't cook anything not from a box.

So sorry for the long wait. But my computer had crashed completely, and it took forever to get it fixed. I also changed my summary. Please enjoy.

Chapter 5-The Boogeyman Is Coming For You

Botan's P.O.V.

Knock-Knock.

I stared at my door, my head in my hand, my other hand on the desk, it's fingers tapping it. I sighed, clasping my hands together. I was one of the only demons in brother's lair to have a door with a lock. That's because Youko thought some of his less trust-worthy workers might try to take me by force.

"Come in." I said. When the door didn't move, I made my voice louder, "COME IN."

Nope. Nothing.

"What the fuck..." I mumbled, that's the thing, most times I'm little miss sunshine. But when alone I tend to cuss. While I was standing up, a pile of papers were falling down. I ignored it, and walked over to the door. I coughed, clearing up my voice.

"COME IN." I said, trying to make it deep but the ending was a bit more high that I had ever wanted it to be.

Zilch. Then again, why would anyone be here anyways? I was mainly alone, Youko and the men were raiding some village, and I didn't really get along to well with many females here, only Rina. Nick-name, Hawkeye, for her great eye-sight, even for a demon.

I groaned and put my hand on the doorknob, "A fucking worker of a lord shouldn't be required to get out of her seat." I said angrily. I had to get a part-time job to fill in for the time when Youko was out raiding, so I do work for the lord. I have to do paperwork, and as of now I had lots of it. Wouldn't you be angry?

Okay so I hadn't been doing the paper work for the past 2 hours. Hey, it's on the floor now. I'm not going to risk bending down and breaking my back or ripping the small material that is my uniform. I turned the doorknob, sticking my head out, my eyes narrowed.

"Hello out there?" I said, only getting my voice to echo back. Now I was seriously getting pissed. No one comes and knocks on a door and then leaves! That's like ding dong ditching...only...knock-knock ditching.

I rolled my eyes and stepped out of my office, leaving the door open behind me. I wasn't going to stand out here for long anyways. I peered around the corner, then around the next, seeing nothing but dark, empty hallways.

BAM!

"What the-" I turned around back to my office to see the door swung close. That wasn't a normal shut. That was a slammed door.

And I didn't slam it. I muttered some words that were even incoherent to me, and tried to open my door back up only to have it still staring me in the face.

"Fucking door open the fuck up!" I whispered angrily, pushing on it. A few more tries reminded myself that when a door is locked, it's not going to open. You need a key.

Key! Duh. I had a key.

I dug in my pocket for my ring of keys, but only pulled out a piece of meat jerky which I had almost finished earlier. I continued digging in my other pockets, but nothing close to resembling a key came.

Oh shit.

I left my keys in my desk.

I slapped my forehead, then cursing my self when I realized that it stung. I started walking forward, going to find someone to help me.

"Anyone here?" I asked, my voice echoing again. I was stopped, only about 2 feet from where I had originally been standing. Goosebumps ran up and down my arms. No one knew it, but damn was I afraid of the dark.

I didn't want to move, no not at all. There could be fucking monsters! Who are resistant to demonic powers. 'Cause they're monsters!

CLANK!

"What THE HELL!" I screamed, jumping in the air, seeing a bucket roll by my foot. I was about to hyperventilate now. What the hell knocked the bucket over? There was no janitor here...and hey, why was a bucket there in the first place? The only time a bucket was anywhere in here was when a robbery was done.

"Botan..."

'Hoooolllyyy Shiiiiittt.' I thought, my amethyst eyes wide. I didn't dare move. They won't see you, if you stay still...

"Botan..." It's beckoning me damn it! It's going to try and take me over with it's powers!

"BOTAN!" This is it! I'm dead I'm dead I'm--

"Botan, calm the fuck down." A hand was placed on my shoulder, and I turned around to see the face of an amused looking Rina. She was a cat demon with blond hair.

"Hawkeye. You imbecile! How dare you be out at this time of night!"

"Me? I would say the same to you!" I narrowed my eyes.

"I was looking for someone who was knocking on my door."

"Looked like you were being a big sissy to me. Is Botan scared of the big bad monsters?"

"No-"

"Yes. You know you're scared of the dark. Besides if anything came anyways, you could use your demonic powers."

"THEY RESIST DEMONIC POWERS!" I said, my voice squeaky, "I mean...ahem, I wasn't scared. Rina, return to your room please." I crossed my arms, secretly looking left and right, making sure nothing was there.

"Okay Scared-y girl-I mean, Botan. I was just checking on you. Night." She turned, a smirk on her face, and walked down a hallway back to her dorm. I let out a huge relieved sigh, and then stopped and froze.

I forgot to ask her for her pair of keys.

"GOD DAMN IT!" I screamed, jumping up and down. I was still stuck outside my room with no paperwork done at all. And monsters.

Monsters...

"I promise you God that if you let me survive this night I will do all my paperwork from now on!" I said, down on my knees. I was cold and hungry, hey I hadn't eaten since breakfast, and scared.

"Botan? What are you doing here?"

I turned, expecting to see Rina here again, but all I saw was a tall, black haired teen-looking demon, called by Kuronue. And his perfect black hair fell onto his shoulders. He had a pretty nice body for--

NO. Don't say anything.

"Nice bod-I mean, Kuro-kun. What are you doing here?" He gave me a weird look, then sort of shook it off.

"Well, I knocked on your door but then I remembered that I forgot the paperwork I needed to give to you and so I went back to get it. I came back to hear screaming and then I saw you here on the floor." Kuronue turned to look at my door, then back down at me.

"Did you lock yourself out again?" I grumbled, turning my head.

"I can help." He said, grinning, his black wings moving slightly behind him.

"I am perfectly capable of getting in myself." I said, standing up and walking over to the door. I stuck my hand on the doorknob, and tried to use my fire power but all it did was burn the metal and melt it, so a key couldn't even fit in it.

"Yep. You can do it."

"Oh shut up."

I turned back to look at him, to see his eyes just staring at me. I sighed, going to stop now before it was too late. I sat down against the wall, resting my arm on my upturned knee, then I sat it down, I had forgotten about the damn mini skirt. Kuronue sat down next to me, in the first position.

"We're both stuck here. What do we do?"

"What do you mean we're stuck?"

"Well ya see I had an accident-"

"...You didn't accidentally-"

"Yep."

"Kuronue! We just fixed your room from before, can't you fix it with a little man-power?" He had broken everything in his room, supposedly just having fun, yeah having fun at least three times a week.

"Nope." He grinned. I grumbled some more. "You grumble a lot." I didn't say anything, my eyes drooping. "Falling asleep?"

"Puppies...monsters...ugh.." I fell over, my eyes closing, black consuming my vision. The last thing I heard from anyone was Kuronue's voice.

"I promise I'll protect you from the monsters, Botan." I smiled, falling into a dreamland.

...End Chapter...

A/N: Yeah, totally random, but it was really cute. I'm trying to add more fluff to my perverted humor story. I hope you guys like it, please review. Ja!

Quote of the chapter

There could be fucking monsters! Who are resistant to demonic powers. 'Cause they're monsters!- Botan (This cracks me up because it sounds like something Kuwabara would say)