My Brother's Best Friend
Summary: AU. Botan younger sister to Youko has learned one important thing. Unrequited love sucks. When she has a huge crush on Kuronue, things get… complicated. Mainly when he starts to tease the poor girl. Is that Kuronue… swaying his hip?
Kuronue: -Reads chapter title- Shoujo Bat, please tell me 'he' and 'her' are not me and Botan.
Shoujo Bat: I won't say exactly, but you've just hit the hammer on the nail.
Youko: -Pissed off- You keep your dirty mitts off my sister! Your not going to take away her wonderful innocence!
Kuronue: Have you seen some of things she does? Have you heard her talk! -Gets into fight with Youko-
Botan: Shoujo Bat does not own -gets hit in head from a random punch- Don't make me come back there!
Youko: He started it!
Botan: I don't care, I'll finish it! Anyway, Shoujo Bat does not own YYH.
Chapter 7-He So Did Her!
Reader's P.O.V.
The Lunch Room
"So they slept together? And ended up in the hallway?" A curious Haru asked, holding his fork in one hand, a grin plastered on his face. He was a dog demon with brown hair and grey eyes.
"Yep," Hones said he was another fox demon who had red hair and blue eyes and fine black whiskers, food in his mouth, making his words shuffled, "Saw it myself, and," Hones leaned down closer to Haru, motioning him to move in closer, which Haru fully did, "lets keep this between you and me but..." Hones recited something quietly into Haru's ear, making the unlucky demon drop his fork, backing away.
"You DID!" He yelled, his eyes wide, "God I wish I was as skilled as Kuronue in getting mates! I mean all he has to do is give someone a look and they jump on him like a rabid rabbit in heat!" He said, sighing, "Except that Rina, she's got nerve. But I support my lord, in all ways possible!" Haru said, raising his fist into the air. Hones rolled his eyes.
"Alright then, Haru. Wanna trade rooms?"
"Just 'cause I support him, doesn't mean I want your room where I can hear Kuronue-san and his intimate noises." Haru said, accidentally saying the earlier shared secret out loud, right when Youko walked by.
"...Boys." Youko said, his hands behind his back. His eyes were narrowed, and darting -back and forth between them. His narrowed gold eye glared scared the two so much, Haru dropped his fork into his lunch food, while Hones was staring at him, "Something you two would like to share?"
"Nope!" Hones said, grinning, waving his hands in the air.
"Nothing at all, Sir!" Haru followed, nodding, trying to put on a good lying face. Youko looked at them a bit longer, unbelieving, then grumbled something inaudible and stalked off. The two men sat there, staring at where he walked off. Hones looked back at Haru, seriously.
"I think we should tell him, his sister did it with his best friend." Haru said.
"WHATTTTTT?" Youko roared, the two demons cowered, they forgot about his great hearing.
With Kuronue
Kuronue whistled, in a particularly happy mood for someone of his sorts. He walked down the hallways right after the lunch was over, heading to the lounge where all the more trust-worthy of Youko's friends hung out.
"Friends!" Kuronue said, grinning, walking in and heading over to the coffee machine, pouring himself some coffee. He had to admit, the things he stole from the humans gave them quite the convenience here in the lair.
They all stared at him, each one with a unique look on their face.
"Kuronue..." they all said, nodding their heads as sort of a greeting. Kuronue continued whistling, then sat down on one of the couches, looking around at all of them, still staring at him.
"Something interesting?" He asked, raising his eyebrow. They all snapped out of their fascination, and shook their heads, each muttering some version of a
"No no, nothing." But Kuronue didn't exactly buy that. He stood up, his eyes narrowed at each of them, trying to figure out what was going on. "Something you're hiding?"
Again, all replied with a, "no no..."
Kuronue nodded slowly, then walked over to a drawer, pulled something out, stuck it in his pocket, and slid out of the room.
The room was silent for a minute, then Brosh spoke up. He was a wolf demon with a mohawk.
"He was in a really happy mood. He usually walks in here calling us either 'Scumbags', 'Waste of time', 'Idiotic Idiots' and the occasional 'Mad lunatics without any sex lives'. I believe this demon, has a sex life." Haru nodded in agreement.
"He got coffee! He probably stayed up late last night, screwing Youko's sister, Botan, and needs his strength!" Furzy said something next. This was his chance to make up for the dog incident! He could be cool again. He was a cat demon, that got chased by a Nigenkai dog.
"Youko was pissed, I wonder what he'll do?" Said some demon in the back.
"Boys, I believe what he took out of that drawer was indeed a condom." Everyone stared at Haru, like he was a mutation or something, which probably wasn't far from the truth. Hones smacked him on the back of his head, sending him off the desk he was sitting on.
"He would have already had some stupid!"
The Halls With Botan
Botan walked down the bare halls, well almost bare. She wished they were bare, because when you have a hundred pairs of eyes staring at you wherever you go, it gets nerve racking.
"General Haruko," Botan said nodding as she passed him. Haruko didn't say anything, just stared at her as he walked down the hall. She turned slowly back around and continued down the hall; she had to meet Kuronue after all.
"Where are you going, Botan?" Archer asked, smirking. He was a sly fox demon, that Botan was pretty good friends with.
"To meet Kuronue-kun. We have some business to take care of." She said what she said, and continued on. Archer raised an eyebrow, disgustedly staring at her. 'This girl really likes to do things.'
In Youko's Room
"Kuronue, PUSH HARDER!"
"I'm trying but it WON'T GO IN!" Many thumping sounds were heard.
"I WONDER WHY!"
Youko had a disgusted face on, his ear against the wall of his dorm, listening to the conversation next door. What the hell was his friend and sister doing!
"Well, I tried to give you the instructions but no, you had to do it your way!"
"Well I'm sorry if I'm not some sissy like you, who can't be the STRONG ONE IN THIS! Why do I always have to do the work!"
"Because I'm a girl!"
Youko by now, had all his good friends in his room, each one of them stuck against some portion of the wall, listening in on this conversation.
"What the hell is going on in there?" Haru asked, bewilderment in his voice.
"I think that it's quite obvious what's going on, Haru." Bosh said.
"Think we should burst in on them?"
"Ruin their fun? Naw. Besides, I don't think I could take seeing that."
"See, you insert it into their! And-no no no you're doing it all wrong! THIS IS WHY YOUR NEVER ON TOP, KURONUE."
"Oh my god." all of them said, eyes wide. "He really did take a condom out of the drawer." Said one of the demons.
"MOVE IT!" A loud groan/moan was heard from the room next door, and they all just gave up.
In Kuronue's Room Next To Youko and Hones'
"Okay Kuronue, I'm here. Have the table?" Botan asked, walking. Kuronue nodded, grinning and holding the new box that contained the new table up. They had broken the old one, after a game a tag and an unlucky fall. (I told you there was a point to tag)
"Okay...so this part goes here and...Kuronue what are you doing?"
"Trying to stick the damn leg in the hole."
"Well you're going to have to--no no--Kuronue, PUSH HARDER!"
"I'm trying but it WON'T GO IN!" He yelled, hitting the thing down, trying to get it into the hole, noises erupting.
"WELL I WONDER WHY!" Botan said, seeing Kuronue was putting it in the wrong way.
"Well I tried to give you the instructions but no, you had to have it your way!" Botan said, glaring.
"Well I'm sorry if I'm not some sissy like you, who can't be the STRONG ONE IN THIS! Why do I always have to do the work!" Kuronue groaned.
"Because I'm a girl!"
Kuronue began trying to put the rest of the table together, on top of the table, while Botan was on the bottom, trying to screw in the bottom part. Of course, Kuronue was doing it all wrong and inserting it incorrectly again. Stupid human devices.
"See, you insert it into their! And-no no no you're doing it all wrong! THIS IS WHY YOUR NEVER ON TOP, KURONUE." Botan screamed, hitting her head while trying to get up, then finally got up and shoved Kuronue off the table,
"MOVE IT!" Kuronue groaned loudly, sort of sounding like a moan, falling off the table, getting knocked out.
"Never will I let you put a table together again, Kuronue."
...End of Chapter...
A/N: Got you there didn't I? I was laughing as I wrote this chapter. I wonder what Youko's going to do? Anyway, please review. I got the idea from antoher fanfic, butI can't remember the name right now.
Preview of Chapter 7- My Muffins!
Oh sweet Emma father of Koenma, what have I gotten myself into? I am never going clothes shopping with Rina or her friends again! I mean, really, is leather all they ever wear?
People that walk past me are giving me suggestive looks. I'm really, truly scared now.
You may think I'm some sort of wimp, but when a fat man caked in grease winks at you and wiggles his behind to appear sexy, you'd be scared for your life, too.
"Botan! No way! It can't be you!" The crimson eyed me up from behind and I whirled round in shock
"Don't stare at my butt!" I cried. It was Hiei Jaganshi.
"IT GRABBED MY BUTT!" I cried in horror and frustration.
"Botan…" He growled.
My eyes widened and my mouth fell open.
"What are you wearing!" We said in unison.
"Is black smoke coming from the kitchen a bad thing?"