Disclaimer:
I have rights to the movie. But don't own the rights to the characters so don't kill me. Although I do have a chocobo farm. Any plagiarism of this document shall result in the stealing or your left shoe and.. your RIGHT shoe by Snitch experiment 627
*The translations are in parenthesis*
KUNG FUU CHOCOBOS: Kids
Teacher Choco: Wark wark wark wark. Wark.
(Now we will have a pop quiz. Please pull out your #3 pencils)
Good Choco: Wark waaaaarrrrrrrk. WARK WARK WARK!!!
(I hate pop quizzes they are soooooooooo stupid. PAPERWAD FIGHT!!!!!)
*throws paper wad at Teacher*
Teacher Choco: Wark!! Wark wark wark. War-
(My goodness! Stop this nonsense this instant!! Don't you--)
*Teacher Chocobo is hit by paper wads from 24 of the 25 students*
Evil Choco: Waaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrk!!! Wark wark wark wark.
(Noooooooo!!! Are you okay Teacher!!!)
*Teacher is hit with many more paper wads and faints*
Evil Choco: Waaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrk!!! Wark!!!
(Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Die vile creatures!!!)
Other Chocos: Wark!!!
(Teachers pet!!)
*Hit him with 24 paper wads*
Evil Choco: WARK!!!! WARK WARK WARK WARK!!!!!
(STOP!!!! YOU WILL ALL DIE WHEN IM THROUGH WITH YOU!!!!!!)
*Pulls out paper wads and throws them so hard that they break through the wall behind the chocobos they missed*
Other Chocos: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!!!! Wark wark wark!!
(Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Run for your lives!! He's a madman!!
*Good Chocobo pulls out paper wad launcher and starts firing paper wads at Evil Chocobo*
"Dying" Evil Chocobo: Waaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
(I'm sorry I failed you teacher!!)
*Evil Chocobo "dies"*
Good Chocobo: Wark. Wark wark wark.
(Well glad we "killed" that goody two shoes. Free day!!!)
RING RING RING
School bell rings and school ends...or does it???
To be continued...
have you ever had a bad nights sleep? have you ever woken up with stiff legs? well we have a solution! the iron pillow! now i know that your thinking, "how could an iron pillow help me?" well it is guarenteed to give you the worst nights sleep youve ever had! just think, when you wake up your neck will be sore and stiff! plus the iron pillow can be used as a stove! you can light a match under it and heat things up inside a nifty compartment! *says extremely fast* the pillow may cause burns when use as a stove. *talks normally*
when you buy the iron pillow we will give you a moths supply of last months cheese! its guarenteed to be disgusting and have mold!
call 1-800-IRON-IN-MY-DIET, once again that number is 1-800-IRON-IN-MY- DIET. call today!
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Dark Mag: Hi all. Hope you like my new story. R&R please!!
Golden Mag 07 the Shoryu: Hia!!!
Snitch: Right shoes $25 each!!!
Dark Mag: I have to give credit to Juzu for allowing me to use her paper wad fights so thanks. (you may want to check her stuff out)
I have rights to the movie. But don't own the rights to the characters so don't kill me. Although I do have a chocobo farm. Any plagiarism of this document shall result in the stealing or your left shoe and.. your RIGHT shoe by Snitch experiment 627
*The translations are in parenthesis*
KUNG FUU CHOCOBOS: Kids
Teacher Choco: Wark wark wark wark. Wark.
(Now we will have a pop quiz. Please pull out your #3 pencils)
Good Choco: Wark waaaaarrrrrrrk. WARK WARK WARK!!!
(I hate pop quizzes they are soooooooooo stupid. PAPERWAD FIGHT!!!!!)
*throws paper wad at Teacher*
Teacher Choco: Wark!! Wark wark wark. War-
(My goodness! Stop this nonsense this instant!! Don't you--)
*Teacher Chocobo is hit by paper wads from 24 of the 25 students*
Evil Choco: Waaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrk!!! Wark wark wark wark.
(Noooooooo!!! Are you okay Teacher!!!)
*Teacher is hit with many more paper wads and faints*
Evil Choco: Waaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrk!!! Wark!!!
(Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Die vile creatures!!!)
Other Chocos: Wark!!!
(Teachers pet!!)
*Hit him with 24 paper wads*
Evil Choco: WARK!!!! WARK WARK WARK WARK!!!!!
(STOP!!!! YOU WILL ALL DIE WHEN IM THROUGH WITH YOU!!!!!!)
*Pulls out paper wads and throws them so hard that they break through the wall behind the chocobos they missed*
Other Chocos: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!!!! Wark wark wark!!
(Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Run for your lives!! He's a madman!!
*Good Chocobo pulls out paper wad launcher and starts firing paper wads at Evil Chocobo*
"Dying" Evil Chocobo: Waaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
(I'm sorry I failed you teacher!!)
*Evil Chocobo "dies"*
Good Chocobo: Wark. Wark wark wark.
(Well glad we "killed" that goody two shoes. Free day!!!)
RING RING RING
School bell rings and school ends...or does it???
To be continued...
have you ever had a bad nights sleep? have you ever woken up with stiff legs? well we have a solution! the iron pillow! now i know that your thinking, "how could an iron pillow help me?" well it is guarenteed to give you the worst nights sleep youve ever had! just think, when you wake up your neck will be sore and stiff! plus the iron pillow can be used as a stove! you can light a match under it and heat things up inside a nifty compartment! *says extremely fast* the pillow may cause burns when use as a stove. *talks normally*
when you buy the iron pillow we will give you a moths supply of last months cheese! its guarenteed to be disgusting and have mold!
call 1-800-IRON-IN-MY-DIET, once again that number is 1-800-IRON-IN-MY- DIET. call today!
^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~
Dark Mag: Hi all. Hope you like my new story. R&R please!!
Golden Mag 07 the Shoryu: Hia!!!
Snitch: Right shoes $25 each!!!
Dark Mag: I have to give credit to Juzu for allowing me to use her paper wad fights so thanks. (you may want to check her stuff out)