Disclaimer:
I have rights to the movie. But don't own the rights to the characters so don't kill me. Although I do have a chocobo farm. Any plagiarism of this document shall result in the stealing or your left shoe and.. your RIGHT shoe by Snitch experiment 627
*The translations are in parenthesis*
continued KUNG FUU CHOCOBOS: Kids
*Math class*
*Teacher hands out graded papers*
Evil Choco: Wark wark wark!!! Wark! ^_^
(Yay!! I got 150% on my test! The best score in school history! ^_^)
Good Choco: Waarrrrrk!! Wark wark wark.
(Grrrrr!! I got a -1000 on my test!)
Evil Choco: Wark. Wark wark.
(Maybe if you studied you'd get better scores. Ha! Stupid troublemaker)
*Good Chocobo pulls out hand grenade*
Evil Choco: Wark. *_*'
(Wait a second... *_*')
*BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM!!!!!*
*Teachers body falls dead on the floor*
Evil Choco: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrk!
(Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!)
Good Choco: Wark. Wark wark wark wark. Wark!
(Ha!! Take that you freak! The best way to get at you is to kill your supporters!!)
Evil Choco: Wark!
(Murderer!!)
*Pulls out katana*
Good Choco: Wark wark wark.
(Bring it on goody goody.)
*Begin to fight*
Evil Choco: Wark wark!
(You'll pay for this!!!)
To be continued....
Infomercial
Today we will be selling Bladeless Katana -5.0&1/2. We didn't get enough money on the Bladeless Katana 5.0&1/2 so we had to downgrade.
The BK -5.0&1/2 has a stainless steel sheath with 70,000 emeralds on it. It has a sharp blade on the back of it for child safety reasons. It is 5ft long and can extend up to 1,000,000ft long. It has 5 rubies on the handle and is 5in wide. This is so much worse than 5.0&1/2 it saves 50% more money on your electric bills!
Here is a picture of it:
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You can buy the BK -5.0&1/2 for only 2,000,000 payments of $0.01. We repeat only 1,000,000 payments of $1.00. Call 1-800-I-234-LOVE-678-EATING- 600-FRIED-3456-JENOVA-1800. Once again the number is1-800-I-234-LOVE-678- EATING-600-FRIED-3456-JENOVA-1800. Buy now before it buys you!! Call today.
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Dark Mag: Sho! Shory! Puu pu pu!!!
Golden Mag 07: Hi!!
Dark Mag: Hope you like the new format.
Snitch: The Good and Evil Chocobos switched brains!!!
Dark Mag: No, they're different as kids. But R&R.
I have rights to the movie. But don't own the rights to the characters so don't kill me. Although I do have a chocobo farm. Any plagiarism of this document shall result in the stealing or your left shoe and.. your RIGHT shoe by Snitch experiment 627
*The translations are in parenthesis*
continued KUNG FUU CHOCOBOS: Kids
*Math class*
*Teacher hands out graded papers*
Evil Choco: Wark wark wark!!! Wark! ^_^
(Yay!! I got 150% on my test! The best score in school history! ^_^)
Good Choco: Waarrrrrk!! Wark wark wark.
(Grrrrr!! I got a -1000 on my test!)
Evil Choco: Wark. Wark wark.
(Maybe if you studied you'd get better scores. Ha! Stupid troublemaker)
*Good Chocobo pulls out hand grenade*
Evil Choco: Wark. *_*'
(Wait a second... *_*')
*BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM!!!!!*
*Teachers body falls dead on the floor*
Evil Choco: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrk!
(Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!)
Good Choco: Wark. Wark wark wark wark. Wark!
(Ha!! Take that you freak! The best way to get at you is to kill your supporters!!)
Evil Choco: Wark!
(Murderer!!)
*Pulls out katana*
Good Choco: Wark wark wark.
(Bring it on goody goody.)
*Begin to fight*
Evil Choco: Wark wark!
(You'll pay for this!!!)
To be continued....
Infomercial
Today we will be selling Bladeless Katana -5.0&1/2. We didn't get enough money on the Bladeless Katana 5.0&1/2 so we had to downgrade.
The BK -5.0&1/2 has a stainless steel sheath with 70,000 emeralds on it. It has a sharp blade on the back of it for child safety reasons. It is 5ft long and can extend up to 1,000,000ft long. It has 5 rubies on the handle and is 5in wide. This is so much worse than 5.0&1/2 it saves 50% more money on your electric bills!
Here is a picture of it:
----------]=============================
You can buy the BK -5.0&1/2 for only 2,000,000 payments of $0.01. We repeat only 1,000,000 payments of $1.00. Call 1-800-I-234-LOVE-678-EATING- 600-FRIED-3456-JENOVA-1800. Once again the number is1-800-I-234-LOVE-678- EATING-600-FRIED-3456-JENOVA-1800. Buy now before it buys you!! Call today.
^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~
Dark Mag: Sho! Shory! Puu pu pu!!!
Golden Mag 07: Hi!!
Dark Mag: Hope you like the new format.
Snitch: The Good and Evil Chocobos switched brains!!!
Dark Mag: No, they're different as kids. But R&R.