CHAPTER 4- SOLDIERS/THE JOKE
Just a funny chapter I made for fun. Not necessary for the story. Wait, yeah it is. SO READ IT NOW!
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Voice- This is a rest level. You rest here for 25 minutes, drink some nectar, and then exit. Your 25 minutes start now.
Bob set Brian down. Joe sat down also. This room was larger than the last rest level, as it had a larger table with lots of warm and cold drinks on it. Joe bent over and grabbed a cup of coffee. Bob grabbed two energy-berry drinks for Brian and himself. After drinking, Brian felt better and stood up.
"... What happened?"
"You passed out, I was hurt, and Bob killed the KBL. This is room 93, dude. Where you been livin' last ten years, under a rock?"
"No, under an onion-"
"Dude, shut up. Let me enjoy this coffee."
"Coffee..."
Brian sat back down and then got up again.
"What-"
"Dude, sit down!"
Brian sat down.
"My name is not dud-"
"Dude."
Suddenly, a different voice was heard.
Voice- Congratulations, for fighting the Killer Butterfly Larvae, you three have been nominated... Level 1 Soldiers! You are now officially soldiers!
"Oh wow."
Voice- You can become Level 2 Soldiers by beating the next three rooms. Level 2 Soldiers will gain much more respect than Level 1 Soldiers and will also assist in more wars!
"You call that a good thing? Dude, nobody wants to die."
Voice- If you do not want to become Level 2 Soldiers and exit the training rooms now, please use the door labeled 'EXIT' and you will be done. Your first mission-
"And maybe last..."
Voice- ... will be assigned to you and 10,000 other Level 1 Soldiers in Piksico,
"I thought it was called Mexico..."
Voice- ... Where the FOG are now taking over the Yellow Pikmin's land! We must help and defend our allies!
"Whatever..."
Voice- Thank you for listening to this, and enjoy!
"Enjoy your shit, you fu-"
"Joe..."
"Sorry."
The three were now thinking.
"So should we just leave right now?"
"Yeah, who wants to be a Level 2 Soldier?"
"Let's wait until our 25 minutes are over. I like this coffee."
"Don't drink too much, because-"
"Yes, yes, because my belly can get hurt again..."
"Good job."
Bob whispered into Brian's ear.
"He's like a three-year old!"
"WELL, let's wait for our 25 minutes then."
"OK."
"Yeah."
"That's cool."
Joe was still enjoying his coffee while Bob and Brian were falling asleep. A couple of minutes later the two fell asleep. Joe grinned. He had waited for them to do that. He stood up, put down his coffee and went to Bob. He grabbed Bob's hand and put a finger in Brian's nose. Brian twitched but didn't wake up.
"This is fun!"
Joe grabbed Brian's hand and put a finger in Bob's mouth. Bob also twitched but still didn't wake up. Then he looked for something to use around the room. There was a cake and some whipping cream on a table. He grabbed the whipping cream tested it. There was lots of cream inside. He sprayed some onto Bob's and Brian's free hand. Then he scratched Bob and Brian's face with his fingers.
"Who's the three-year-old now?"
Bob and Brian raised their hands with the cream on it and scratched their face. They both woke up and took their fingers out of each other's mouth/nose. The two didn't understand.
"What?"
"Why is everything white?"
Then they understood that they had whipping cream on their faces so they got their hands and tried to take it off with their dirty hand and that's what they did.
"Why is there buggers on my hand?"
"Why is there all this saliva on my hand?"
"JOE!"
Joe was laughing wildly. This trick never worked on him before and this was the first time it ever did.
"HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!"
The two stood up, washed themselves, and then beat up Joe.
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