Everything he is

By:

LetMeBreath

AKA

: )Zana: )

Summary: Hermione's seventh year, George and Fred are the new flying instructors, what will happen when Hogwarts biggest prankster come face to face with Hogwarts bookworm?

Chapter1

Hermione squealed in delight, "Harry! Ron!" The two turned around only to be smothered with her honey curls as she gave them both a hug. "Oh I missed you guys so much!"

"Yea, yea so how was your trip to China?" Harry said as they walked towards Hogwarts Express.

"It was fantastic!" Hermione replied enthusiastically, "We were in Beijing and we climbed the Great Wall, let me tell you its not easy work! Some of those steps are really, really steep and others were small it was really weird trying to navigate because it was all really uneven!"

"Oy, here's an empty compartment." Ron said pulling open the door and letting Hermione go in first.

"Thanks Ron," Hermione stepped in, brightly colored fireworks exploded in her face sizzling some of her hair. She screamed and jumped back bumping into Ron and making them fall to the ground.

"Bloody hell!" Ron said from underneath Hermione, she quickly got up with the help of Harry, "Bloody hell! I'm going to kill them!"

"Kill who?" Hermione said, no one at Hogwarts was into pranks not since the twins anyway.

"Fred and George that's who! They were asked to do the flying lessons since Hooch retired and they came on the train for old times sakes." Ron said fuming; he got up to leave but Hermione stopped him.

"I got this." Hermione went and picked up some of the remnants of fireworks and smeared some of the soot onto her face. She left with the fireworks still in her hands. She left and soon found Fred and George's compartment, inside she could hear loud laughter, she got her eyes to water a bit and pulled open the compartment of course Fred, George sat there laughing loudly. "Fred? George? " Hermione said shakily making a tear slide down her cheek, one of her many talents was being able to crying at will. "I do believe that this is your doing, I just wanted to say that my picture of my dead Grandpa was singed and his face is no longer seeable because of you stupid, immature prank. This was my only picture of him and now it's gone! All because of you!" Hermione threw the fireworks into their compartment and stalked off, satisfied at the stunned silence.

She went back to the now firework free compartment and sat down beside Harry,

"Hermit what's wrong?" Ron asked upon seeing her red eyes, "What did they say to you!"

"Ronald how many time must I tell you, do not call me Hermit! And they didn't say anything it was just a trick I made myself cry." Just then the compartment-slid open revealing two twins looking very reprimanded, Hermione looked at them and turned away 'wiping' away a tear in the process.

"Look Hermione we're sorry it wasn't aimed at you it was at anyone who entered the compartment," Fred said apologetically. "We didn't mean to destroy the picture of your grandpa." Harry and Ron shared a look before hiding their faces to keep the twins to see their smiling faces. Unbeknownst to them when Hermione turned away she had also taken out her wand and had conjured up a fake picture of an old man with the front burned.

"If you could let us see the picture we'll fix it right up." George said,

"There is no way your going to touch the picture for all I know you could destroy it more, just for the fun of it! No you've done enough damage please just leave!" Hermione said shakily clutching the photo to her chest.

"Hermione we're really…"

"Guys just go." Harry said seriously after he gained his composer. The two left the compartment, once they were gone Ron laughed openly,

"Bloody hell Hermione didn't know you had it in you."

"Well I'm sick of your brothers pranking everyone and I wanted to teach them a lesson. I mean you'd think they'd mature a little after what 2 years?" Hermione said heatedly clearly pissed. "I can't believe Dumbledore got them to take over Madame Hooch's place is he off his rocker? The kids will be dead or placed in the hospital wing before the class will be over!"

"Hermione so where else did you go in China? Tell us about it." Harry said quickly before Hermione got into her rant. She took the bait,

"Well we also when to Shanghai and Xi'an (cheanne). In Shanghai we didn't do too much, mostly went to the markets and went shopping. We went to this one part of this market, Shanghai market and at the back it had this food place and the smell was just putrid! There was slabs of meat just hanging out in mid air bugs were crawling all over the meat, it was so gross but my parents insisted that they buy something so they bought some mandarin oranges." Hermione started her tale; Ron and Harry were listening intently. "I didn't eat any I didn't trust it most likely to have some kind of fungi in it or something."

"So how did you get around, you guys don't speak Chinese." Ron asked leaning forward.

"Well my dad learned some simple phrases to get us by, we went mostly by taxi it was urg annoying because you could be trying to hail a taxi for like 2 hours before you'd get one! Especially with us since we couldn't speak fluently."

"So there was no taxi's around or something?" Ron asked again

"Oh no there is a lot of taxi's a lot but there is more people. It is nothing like Hollywood makes out it to be, hailing taxi's I mean one person just puts out there hand and a taxi comes and picks them up in 2 seconds. Ha I'd like to see that happen!" Hermione went silent for a moment thinking back to her trip. "So anyway after Shanghai we went to Beijing by train like 16 hours or something like that we went at night so I just slept through most of it all. We did so many things there we went to temples a lot of them and it was just fascinating! And we went to the Forbidden City and summer palaces, winter palace's. It was amazing, I learned so much about everything, about the emperors all of the and the Hun dynasty and the other ones as well. I loved it there was so much to learn and so much to see I could go one for hours about it." Hermione gushed a huge grin spreading across her face.

"Well we have a lot of time till we get to Hogwarts." Harry said, Hermione smiled and continued talking excitedly on about China.

When they finally reached Hogwarts the trio had already gotten into there robes and were waiting to start the final year at Hogwarts, Hermione had gotten Head girl and some Ravenclaw guy was head boy Hermione didn't know who Gavin Moon was.

"You know guys this is our last year." Hermione stated sadly as they climbed into an empty carriage. "I can't believe that we won't ever be hear again after this year unless one of us comes here to teach."

"Sadly I won't be teaching." Harry sarcastically, Hermione glared at Harry and swatted him on the arm.

"I know it's depressing, leaving school… going into the real world, oh we've grown up so fast!" Ron said with a straight face but that was before he chanced a glance at Harry, he burst out laughing and so did Harry.

"Oh come on you guys I was being serious! We've been here for ever and you guys don't feel any grief?"

"Oh come on Hermione lighten up its not even the first day we have time for grief later… and in the mean time this year is going to be a blast! Best year I think." Hermione rolled her eyes at Ron, "Right Hermione? Best year ever and maybe you'll be able to get your head out of your precious books?"

"Best year my behind! Most stressful is more like it, this year is N.E.W.T's I've already started to study and no I won't be 'get my head out of my books' this year I'll need them more then ever!" Hermione said shrilly.

"Calm down Hermione you stress is radiating to those around you and me personally don't want a thing to do with it." Ron said,

"Oh grow up Ron!" Hermione climbed out of the now stopped carriage and marched off.

"What I say?" Ron said arching his eyebrow as he and Harry watched Hermione stalk off.

"Everything mate." Soon they saw two identical heads rush at Hermione and tackle her to the ground. "Uh oh she's going to be pissed." The two boys ran over to Hermione, who was now screaming at the twins,

"You immature freegan idiots why don't you ever grow up and let people have their space!" Hermione screamed,

"Ooo looks like someone is PMSing." Fred whispered but said loud enough for Hermione to hear. Hermione let out a loud screech and turned on her heal and stalked off. George and Fred were laughing and looking ready to piss themselves. Ron didn't look much better,

"You guys are mean." Harry stated but a smile played on his lips.

"Oh come on Harry you can't deny its fun to spur Hermione's temper sure she might be mad at you for a while but its worth it, to see her eyes blazing…" George started

"Her screech of utter and complete…" Fred continued

"Rage." And George ended. Harry shook his head they were one of a kind those twins a true pair of airheads.

"Well I'm going to the feast good day mates." Harry said in a fake Australian accent. Harry walked off and when he reached the Great Hall he quickly spotted Hermione, he plopped down beside her but she didn't look up or acknowledge him in anyway. "Can't stay mad forever 'Mione."

"Yes I can." Hermione answered primly.

"Technically I didn't do anything." Hermione sighed,

"Harry you are such an idiot."

"I'm hurt." Harry said in mock pain and holding his hand over his heart.

"Who's hurt?" Ron asked sitting down beside Harry,

"No one Ron." Hermione stated crisply, Ron rolled his eyes and turned to Harry to talk about the newest racing broom, the Firebolt Xtreme.

"Shh!" I said hushing them when the first years came into the Great Hall,

"Aww they look little midgets." Ron sniggered,

"Shut up Ron you didn't look any better either don't make fun!" Hermione contradicted him. Ron snorted but stayed silent, the students got to the front and McGonagall placed the sorting hat on the stool,

"When I call you name come up the front and the hat will sort you into you respected houses. Mara Appleton." A short chubby girl with fine blonde hair and light blue eyes came forward.

"Gryffindor!" The hat yelled after a few minuets, the rest of the sorting past, Gryffindor had 9 new wizards and witch's added to the house.

"Welcome to another year at Hogwarts! Before we start our feast I would like to say a few things, the Forbidden Forest is Forbidden, there is to be no magic between classes as Mr. Filch has asked me to remind you. Also take note that Madame Hooch has retired and Fred and George Weasley have graciously agreed to be the new flying teacher and quidditch referee, please give them a round of applause." The hall burst into applause, Fred and George stood up bowed and covered the faces in mock embarrassment. "If you wish to try out for your houses quidditch team, tryouts are in the third week for all you guys second year and above. And with that said, Happy eating." Food appeared on the platter and everyone in the hall ate until their bellies exploded and for poor Ron it happened quite literally. No thanks to Fred and George who put the charm on him to make his stomach explode if he ate too much. But overall Hermione reflected it hasn't been such a bad day after all.

Authors Note: Gasp! Another story I know I should finish my other one but well I wanted to write this and for a warning to you all I've already started the sequel to this fic. TeeHee scary huh? Actually I started it first and then decided to write this to begin with. Yes Yea fun for everyone!

You know the saddest movie ever? Little Black Book, I cried in it! Which isn't saying much since I cried during Black Beauty. Don't laugh I seriously did and still do if I watch it.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, I do own the plot though if there is any plot… this disclaimer goes for the rest of the story. I'm too lazy to write it for every chapter so yea. Cheers

Adios

Zana :)