Everything he is

By:

LetMeBreath

A.K.A

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Summery: Hermione's seventh year, Fred and George are the new flying instructors, what happens when Hogwarts biggest prankster comes face to face with Hogwarts bookworm?

Hermione stomped her foot in frustration,

"Fred… George whoever you are give my book back!" Hermione screeched.

"I'm hurt Herms you've know me for what? 7 years and you still don't know who I am?" The twin 'brushed' away fake tears and sniffled, Hermione's eyes flashed dangerously,

"Yes and you two look exactly the same so how do you think it is possible to tell you two apart?"

"Actually there is a very subtle difference between us."

"Then pray tell me what it is!"

"Nuh uh! It's a secret!" The red head said childishly,

"Ahh! You are insufferable, how Ron and Ginny have survived thus far is beyond me! Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to the library." Hermione swept past the twin with a scowl on her face and her face red with anger.

"I'm George by the way." The twin who turned out to be George yelled after her,

"I don't bloody care!" Hermione yelled back, shocking everyone into an eerie silence, Hermione know-it-all Granger had never sworn before. George smirked in pleasure,

"Bloody hell George can't you leave the girl alone?" Ron said irritably,

"Sorry ickle Ronnikins but your just jealous that your not the one making Hermione's temper burn."

"AM NOT!" Ron bellowed Harry who was sitting beside Ron started to snigger, "shut up Harry!" George rolled his eyes and look at the book that was Hermione had been reading Hogwarts: A History, figures, George thought

"Hey my less handsomer self having another spiff with our dear bookworm?"

"She was reading Hogwarts a History, is she bloody mental who in their might mind would look at it let alone read it willingly!" George cried.

"Hermione obviously." Fred answered chuckling.

"I rest my point Hermione is mental!"

"You just figured that out now! Bloody hell George I didn't think you were that thick, apparently you are." Ron said seriously, George scowled at his younger brother.

"At least I don't sleep with a teddy bear by the name of snookums!" George shot back, the common room laughed uproariously as Ron sank further into his seat, blushing only like a Weasley can.

"Why are you even here don't you have a private room somewhere?"

"Yea, but where the fun in that?" George said offhandedly.

"Plus if we spent all our times there we would never be able to see…"

"Our favorite little brother." George interjected,

"And then the tight family bond would be in…"

"Shambles." George again finished for his twin, Ron groaned,

"And here I was looking forward to a nice and peaceful year." Ron mumbled, making Harry chuckle.

"He's was… arg… completely out of his mind… don't even know why…years going to be horrid… absolutely horrid!" Hermione muttered to herself as she sped down the deserted corridor to her sanctuary, "stupid twins… should die and burn… Dumbledore… he can die too! Of all the things…" Hermione took a deep breath in "Flying instructors? What was he thinking?"

"Good evening Ms Granger." Madame Pince said cheerfully making Hermione's scowl deepen even more, "Not a good evening I presume?"

"Try a bad 2 weeks." Hermione said venomously, Madame Pince chuckled, Hermione sat at her favorite couch by the muggle volumes at the very back. The novels were usually untouched, but Hermione loved to curl up on the plush couch and read them when she had the time. Soon she was engrossed in The Chronicles of Nymph, and didn't notice a certain red head come and plop down beside her and start reading over her shoulder. Not until 2 minuets after when he let out a snort of laughter, Hermione jumped in surprise hitting the top of her head on his chin,

"OW! Hermione!" he whined, stroking his chin. Hermione glared at the twin,

"Which one are you? If you don't tell me now I will not hesitate to hex you." Hermione said seriously,

"Ooo you got me shaking in my shoes." Hermione reached into her pocket for her wand but the twin waved it in front of her face,

"Give that back." Hermione hissed, "I came here to have some peace and quite not a quarrel so please could you just leave me alone? For once?" Hermione ended with a pleading note. The twin almost looked sympathetic for a moment but almost is the key word, Hermione growled at him when a grin spread across his face, a grin Hermione knew only too well as his most mischief smile.

"You know what Hermit I have an advantage at the moment and well I'm not stupid enough to pass it up." Hermione narrowed her eyes and made a lunge for her wand, the twin laughed as he bounded up and away from Hermione, waving the wand mockingly in her face before pocketing it in his robes.

"Why? Why me?" Hermione moaned,

"You know exactly why, and you know it's your fault, bloody bad trick to play on us." The twin shook his head, Hermione looked at him in confusion, "you don't remember? Does the trip on the train strike up a memory?"

"Can you please tell me which twin you are?" Hermione asked ignoring what the twin said,

"Fred." The twin said exasperated, looking at Hermione expectantly,

"What?" Hermione asked and buried her face in her book. Fred smirked,

"Don't even pretend you don't know what I'm talking about, so because you thought you could outsmarted us, the masters of stealth, are just giving you what you deserve. Teaching you a lesson, if you want to put it that way, as you were just teaching us a lesson and all." Hermione looked at him with a raised eyebrow,

"Fred you two need a life," Fred rolled his eyes,

"Well I'm sick of your brothers pranking everyone and I wanted to teach them a lesson. I mean you'd think they'd mature a little after what 2 years?" Fred mimicked Hermione; Hermione sighed and rubbed her fingers on her temples.

"Please Fred say what you going to say and then leave, I'm getting a killing headache so please just get it over with." Hermione said irritably,

"I just did, so my dear bookworm I'm going to go bed, I'm terribly tired, goodnight." Fred gave Hermione a huge bone cracking hug and bounded out of the library with Hermione yelling after him,

"I want my wand back! Fred get back here this instant!"

"Ms Granger out, out!" Pince said shooing Hermione out of the library. Hermione scanned the hallway but didn't see any sign of Fred; Hermione sighed in defeat, and started to long trek up to the Gryffindor common room. She was unaware that anyone was watching her every step and how that person smiled with pure evil as she walked into to the common room. So how could she know what waited for her the ver next morning.

Authors Note: did I go overboard with the Hermione/twin arguments? God I hope not that was my main worry writing the chapter and I came close to deleting it all and starting it all over again. But then the chapter wouldn't out for another week or so maybe even a couple weeks even. So I'm posting it. Please tell me what you think

Oh and if you didn't catch it this is 2 weeks after the last chapter,

Okay so if your still wondering about why the twins are annoying Hermione so much it is because of the train ride when she pretended about the grandpa thing, and they found out about it. And so they aren't to happy about Hermione pulling a 'fast' one on them.

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