Everything he Is
By:
LetMeBreath
AKA
:)Zana:)
Summery: Hermione's seventh year, Fred and George are the new Flying instructors, what happens when Hogwarts biggest prankster comes face to face with Hogwarts bookworm?
"Ron do you know where your brothers are?" Hermione asked"How should I know." Hermione sighed she still hadn't gotten her wand back and there first class was Transfiguration which started in less then a minute.
"Those twins are going to be the death of me I swear." Hermione muttered, as they walked into the classroom, Hermione took her usual place, the front dead center. About ten minutes later McGonagall came up to Hermione
"Granger where is your wand?"
"Um… well you see professor, um… someone took it." Hermione blushed slightly,
"And…"
"I don't have it." Hermione said slowly,
"Precisely and what happens to students who are not prepared for class."
"They get a detention and are sent out of the room." Hermione said automatically without thinking, McGonagall nodded, but Hermione didn't seem to get the hint, and buried her face into the Transfiguration textbook.
Malfoy who was sitting across the room snorted, Hermione looked up from the book, "Oh… you want me to leave?" Hermione's blush deepened,
"Ding, ding, ding, 10 points for Granger for being such a dunce." Malfoy sneered. Hermione ignored him and put her stuff in her bag and ran out of the room.
"Stupid twins." She muttered to herself when she was out of the classroom, "No I have to go and get it back, and who knows how long that will take!"
"You know talking to yourself is the first sign of going insane." A voice spoke from behind her; she jumped only to face a grinning red head, Hermione opened her mouth to say something, but the twin held up his hand and shushed her, she clamped her mouth shut. "No time to chat, class to teach." He said simply before dashing off. Hermione glowered for a second before going after him, once she reached the grounds she seen the twins lounging on the grass while a startled group of first year where hovering slightly off the ground.
"Fred I need to talk to you!" Hermione said rather loudly,
"Ah Miss Granger so excited about your lesson you had to come early? And its Professor to you." Fred answered getting up off of the grass,
"I want…"
"Professor Weasley Jenny is flying about wildly again." A small boy said quickly
"That's great, she's finally got the hang of flying, good for her!" Fred said not even looking, but Hermione did,
"Fred you idiot she could be hurt!" Hermione hissed, Fred finally glanced at the girl,
"Bloody hell second time this week she's done that, the little twerp." Fred left then, Hermione scowled,
"You know Miss Granger scowling is not at all becoming." Hermione turned to the other twin her scowl deepening he grinned cheekily. "Come sit." Against her better judgement Hermione went and sat down beside him, "So… you know that your hand is as big as your face?" George asked,
"It is?" Hermione put her hand up to her face to see if it was true, George raised his hand and hit her hand so it slapped onto her face, "George Weasley…" but before Hermione could get any further, Fred came up to them laughing
"The Hermione Granger, muggle born no less falls for it!" he gasped out, Hermione glared at them, and stalks off totally forgetting what she came out for to begin with.
She went to the common room and pulled out a novel and buried her nose in it. Before she knew it and hour had passed and a tap on her shoulder startled her back to reality, it was Harry,
"Don't you have class?" Hermione asked skeptically,
"No but you do,"
"No…"
"Flying remember." Hermione scowled,
"I'm not going," Hermione stated, "I haven't needed flying up to now so why should I learn?" Harry gave her 'the look' "Harry no, I'm scared of heights its called height-o-phobia and with the twins I don't trust them, Harry they'll kill me!" Hermione whined,
"Oh its not that bad Hermione, stop being such a chicken, you along with Ron and me faced Voldemort last year without a fear, and now you can't even get on a broom."
"That's not fair Harry, that is totally different and your wrong I was scared,"
"Yea but you still did it, now go!"
"But…"
"You won't fall off you broom Hermione, I know that for a fact. Would you feel better if I came along with you?"
"Oh alright, but when I end up in the hospital wing I'm blaming it all on you." Harry rolled his eyes and the two of them walked down to the grounds, when they reached the doors Hermione again turned to Harry with pleading eyes; he shook his head and pulled Hermione out the door.
The class was waiting for her, it wasn't a group of first years, it was a mix of students who weren't strong flyers from second to seventh year, but Hermione was the only Seventh year there,
"Great now that Miss Granger has finally decided to join us we may begin, Harry we'll take her from here, you don't have to worry a smidgen about her now that she's under our care," Harry snorted, but he shrugged his shoulders and turned to leave,
"Harry! You can't leave!" Hermione whined,
"Now we know you're scared but nothing will happen to you while we're around." Hermione snorted,
"Yea right," She muttered,
"Did you hear that Forge,"
"That I did,"
"She doesn't trust us,"
"I wonder why?"
"Could we please get started!" an uppity Slytherin fourth year said, Fred and George scowled at the boy
"Okay everyone, I'm Professor Fred, and he is George, welcome to your first,"
"Or second." George added,
"Or maybe even fifth lesson but anyhow,"
"Pul—ease, just get on with it already." The same boy sneered.
"Shut up you at least we know how to fly!" George glared at the boy daring him to say anything else. "
"George that was mean." Hermione hissed at him,
"I don't need a mudblood standing up for me." The boy again sneered,
"50 points from Slytherin and a weeks worth of detention, Hermione could whip your ass anytime she wanted to so if I were you I'd shut my trap, get out of my class come back when you've learned some manners." George said angrily, staring the boy down,
"You can't do that!"
"Actually I can I'm a professor! I can do anything I so choose now git!" the boy stalked off, Hermione was looking at the ground mutely, "Hey Fred take the class, I'm going to make sure Hermione's okay." George whispered to Fred,
"Sure mate," Fred answered, "come on class over here now, find a broom." Hermione moved to follow but George gently grabbed her arm and held her back,
"You okay?" George asked when the students where far enough away that they wouldn't here,
"I'm fine George, I've been called it enough to be used to it." Hermione answered not looking at him,
"Hermione you're not fine, anyone with eyes would be able to tell you that much."
"Why do you even care? You've been pranking me mercilessly since the year has begun! It can't be because of what happened on the train." George looked down a bit embarrassed, "It is? Your still going on about that it's been two weeks!"
"And during the summer." George said, "That was cruel and you know it."
"Don't go brining that up again." Hermione said in disgust, "You deserved it anyhow."
"I came over here to make sure your okay, so are you?"
"You already asked me that, I am okay I'm used to it."
"Well you shouldn't have to be!" George said heatedly, "You smarter then anyone here and yet they still try…"
"George? Seriously I'm fine." Hermione interrupted him, George blushed slightly but Hermione didn't notice,
"Okay then" Hermione rolled her eyes and walked off,
"See just like that, you just leave, I was trying to be sympathetic!" George said running to catch up with her,
"I don't need your sympathy George." Hermione said suddenly angry,
"But…"
"And I don't need you pretending that you care,"
"I wasn't…"
"So you can just leave me be."
"Will you let me finish!" George roared,
"I don't want to hear it!" George threw up his hands in frustration; Fred looked at the two in amusement, Hermione was breathing hard and her eyes were narrowed a sure sign she was pissed off. George's nose was scrunched up; he always did that when something didn't go his way.
"Ready Hermione?" Fred asked, Hermione looked at the last remaining broom and shuttered,
"I guess so." Fred smirked, her fear shone in her eyes, and even though she was trying to keep her voice normal it came out in a high squeak. Fred couldn't help but taunt her,
"If you fall, the ground is pretty soft, you shouldn't hurt yourself too badly." Hermione's eyes widened, "The brooms are a little old but I don't think they should be too hard to control. But just to be safe I'd keep a good firm grip on it, they seem to have a mind of there own, nasty little buggers,"
"Absolutely first time I tried, almost got sent to St Mungo's I did."
"It's just a broom they can't think for themselves." Hermione said biting her lower lip
"Just a broom she says." Fred said shaking his head,
"Can't think for themselves?"
"They can feel your fear." Fred whispered to her as if the broom was listening.
"You seen what happened to little Jenny, that broom took her for a ride didn't it?" George wiggled his eyebrows; Hermione stared at the twins in horror,
"Well lets get started so you can join the others." Fred said cheerfully and pointed to the group, which was flying around, Hermione took a deep breath in, which neither of the twins missed.
"Okay I'm ready." Hermione walked up to the broom and eyed it nervously, "you didn't do anything to it did you Fred?" Hermione looked at Fred sharply,
"Me?" Fred pointed to himself, as if he never even considered it. "What could I ever do to a poor helpless broom?" Hermione put her hands on her hips and glared at him, "its alright just get on." Hermione went to pick up the broom but George stopped her chuckling,
"You can't just pick it up as if it were a house broom."
"Why not? It works just the same."
"Right hand over the broom and say up, if you don't it'll ruin the erm… experience." Hermione rolled her eyes but did what they told her to do, 10 minutes later both of the twins were on the ground laughing and Hermione was still valiantly trying to get the broom to go 'up' into her hand. The broom would just flop around on the grass like a fish out of water. Hermione sniffed indignantly and finally just stopped,
"Okay… just pick up the broom." George gasped out, Hermione huffed and picked up the broom, first scowling at the broom and then at the twins, they didn't stop laughing. Hermione's face broke into a grin, there lying on the grass was her wand, it had come out of one of the twins pockets when they were rolling on the grass. She slowly picked it up so that they didn't notice, she smirked, and pointed her wand at them,
"Tarantalegra." Hermione watched in amusement as suddenly the twins were thrown onto their feet and they started dancing some weird jig. The both of them had stopped laughing and both were glaring at Hermione as best as they could, which wasn't all that much since there heads were bobbing up and down. Hermione giggled but covered her mouth; the students, which had been flying around, had come to a landing and were laughing at the two professors'.
"Take…this… spell off… us!" Fred demanded Hermione smiled as sweetly as she could at them, which wasn't saying much. Serves them right, they deserve it, after all they've done… " 10…points from Gryffindor for… attacking a professor!" he said, Hermione rolled her eyes,
"Finite." Hermione said gleefully, they stopped dancing and stood glaring at her,
"What did you do that for?" George said angrily,
"Think George, think very hard, oh wait I forgot you two are incapable of doing that." Hermione said dully,
"Just because we were laughing at you?" George said,
"That and every other thing you've done to me this year," George rolled his eyes, "I could do worse."
"Yea right, you? That's a laugh, you couldn't hurt a fly even if you tried."
George said, Hermione stared at him, anger building up,
"Is that what you think George? That I couldn't do anything even if I tried let me remind you, who was there with Harry last year? Who helped him defeat Voldemort?" George stayed silent, "tell me George I want to know!" Hermione screamed at him,
"You." George said looking at the ground
"So tell me George, where do you get your reasoning that I couldn't hurt a fly even if I tried?" Hermione said eyes slightly narrowing,
"I dunno." He muttered shuffling his feet uncomfortably he still hadn't looked up, when he did Hermione was gone and so was all the other students.
"Good job mate." Fred said sarcastically, "Way to get a girl really mad at you."
"Shut up Fred," George mumbled, and scrunched up his nose.
"What, hit a soft spot?"
"No!" George said defiantly,
"A soft spot concerning our dear bookworm?" Fred pushed grinning like a madman,
"We are talking about Hermione right? The one who gave us countless detentions in seventh year? The Hermione know-it-all Granger?"
"Yea one in the same."
"You think I have a soft spot for her?" George said a grin creeping onto his face, Fred nodded solemnly, George burst out laughing,
"Ah, sounds like someone is in denial, no wonder you've been so keen on stopping the pranks, you didn't want to ruin your chances with her, don't worry mate…" Whatever Fred was going to say he was cut off, George had started laughing again,
"Fred you are out of your mind you know that? You should stop spending so much time with Cerise she's putting weird ideas into your head." Fred chuckled,
"Well mate tell me when you're ready to confess, but right now I need food." George scowled at his twins' back,
"What a load of…"
"Rubbish?" a voice supplied for him, George whipped around and stared into a pair of brown eyes,
"Her.. Hermione?"
Authors Note: I really appreciate your kudos and criticisms so please do not hesitate to leave a review!
Wow another chapter, hehe when I went into my email I almost fell of my chair, I was so surprised sure I expecteda couple or sobut 10? Wow! You guys are the best! This chapter is to all of you!
Okay this is very IMPORTANT! please read
Its seems as if a lot of you want to see Hermione get back at the twins so, here is your chance:)
If you have any ideas of how Hermione could get back at the twins please tell me! the things she does still have to be very Hermioneish. I have a few ideas, butthey need a bit of work.but your help would be greatly appreciated. You would get recognition for the idea too. Thank you so much!
NeVeRmInD2: Thanks for the review, I guess making them dance is sorta getting back at them.
Thamker: Okay I'll do that, but I guarantee you that I'll miss some, and after its uploaded and everything no going back, I'll find a mistake, But thanks so much for the review!
mm4ever2ether: Thanks so much! Ahh I'm so happy, reviewers:)
Anigen: it rules? Oo I love you! no literally lol jokes. But thanks for the review
Please Excuse the Ornery Penguins: rox my socks? That's a good thing! yea you see I cry in movies, not all of them, I don't have any idea why, but hey, that's me. I'm so glad you like my humor, thanks for the review!
airhead14: a lot of people have said that Hermione should get back at the twins, I'll really have to think on that. I have a few ideas,
PPP: Your dying to know? wow, I didn't think that someone would actually die to find out who Hermione was going to be with, now I don't want you to die so here is this wonderful chapter! Hopefully it gives you the insight you need.:) Thanks for the review!
Sennica01: Ah another person wanting Hermione to hurt the twins, haha, yea I hate spiders too, bu unlucky for me I am not getting over it. They're freaky things they are. O thanks for your review!
x-shameful-z: hehe, yea pranksters you can't live with them but you can't live without them. Thanks for the review
rachelne: refer back to chapter 3 or 2 one of those in the authors note it has why they do, plus I added it here in the chapter a bit too. Mainly it is because the twins were tricked in the first chapter, in my experience with Pranksters, they do not like to get tricked, but that's just my thoughts, I mean I've only met one. So they are mad and they are 'teach her a lesson' and are pranking her, the guy Jeff he didn't take to kindly to being tricked, so i'm sorta basing this on his reacton., that might just behim though. he was proveing tothe person that he couldn't be tricked or something like that.I don't exactly know how to explain it further, I hope that helps. I guess the rest of the pranking goes to plottage. Thanks for the review:) she goes for one of them only one.
Cheers
Zana