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I saw it with my very own eyes
I saw the Headless Horseman rise
And slaughter Magistrate Philipse with a slash of a blade
He simply had clopped his head away
You must not believe me for you weren't there
But I saw the Headless Horseman, I swear
It's all true, you have to believe me
I'm not lying at all; honestly
The Horseman is real, the tales are true
I give you my word, I'm telling you
You were right, I must confess
It was a horseman, a dead one, headless
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And that's about when he faints. He's such a doll.
By the way, I'll be uploading my old work through the course of the week so stay tuned.