Everything he Is
By:
LetMeBreath
AKA
Zana
Summery: Hermione's seventh year, Fred and George are the new flying instructors, what happens when Hogwarts biggest pranksters come face to face with Hogwarts bookworm?
"Hermione!" George gasped out in surprise, "What are you doing here?" George's cheeks tinged red; Hermione either didn't notice or choose to ignore it.
"I think I dropped my Head Girl badge out here." Hermione said as she turned around and began searching the ground for it, George stared at her back for a moment before shaking his head, If she isn't going to bring it up then neither am I. He watched Hermione move away, raking her hand through her bush hair.
"Do you want some help?" He asked,
"No I don't need your help," Hermione said still searching the ground,
"I wasn't talking about myself." George said irritably, "I was thinking that Harry here would."
"Oh," Hermione said blushing, she turned toward him and saw that Harry was standing beside him smirking, George turned to leave but before he did he took out his wand and said,
"You might want to try this, Accio badge!" The badge had been lying a few feet from where Hermione had been searching, it came zooming into George's hand, "You know for being the brightest witch of your time sometimes I worry bout you." With that George tossed her, her badge and walked off, Hermione stood gapping at is retreating figure. Even after he disappeared into the school Hermione didn't move.
"He's gone you that right Herms?" Harry asked smirking,
"What? Oh of course, come on lets go eat," Hermione pinned on her badge and started walking toward the castle,
"So how was your flying lesson?" Harry asked curiously, Hermione groaned,
"It was terrible!"
"Well you didn't end up in the Hospital wing so that's a good sign."
"Harry I didn't even get on the broom, I spent 10 minutes trying to get the broom to go into my hand, until George told me to just pick it up." Hermione growled Harry chuckled.
"What about the rest of the time I doubt that the lesson was ten minutes long."
"Nothing happen." Hermione said sharply, "I'm not going to another lesson." For a moment Harry looked as if he was going to argue but he just shook his head a small smile playing on his lips.
"So tell me Harry how it going with, oh what's her name, Cho's friend?" Hermione said changing the subject quickly,
"We broke up." Harry said easily,
"Just like that you only went out for two weeks."
"I know, it seemed she only wanted the fame that went with dating me," Harry said bitterly,
"Oy mate what took you?" Ron yelled from his seat in the Great Hall, Harry and Hermione sat down beside Ron. The two boys launched into a conversation about quidditch, Hermione rolled her eyes and grabbed and peanut butter and jam sandwich. Just as she was about to take a bight into it she had a strange feeling as if someone was watching her, she glanced around but didn't see anyone looking, it must be my imagination. But Hermione couldn't shake off the feeling. She looked around again this time scanning all the student tables, again she saw no one,
"Hermione you okay?" Harry asked in concern
"Fine, just have this strange feeling that's someone is watching me, its probably nothing," Harry's eyes swept the room and smirked inwardly, he poked Hermione softy on the side and pointed to the staff table. Hermione looked only to see Fred… or was it George, look quickly down at his plate and shove a forkful into his mouth, even from were she was she could see his blush. She watched as the other twin elbow him, smirking. Hermione giggled and went back to eating her sandwich.
"If I'm not mistaken a certain red head might have a small crush on a bushy haired girl I know." Harry teased,
"Honestly Harry where do you get your idea's from?" Harry laughed, but didn't comment, Hermione finished and announced she was going the library before class started. Hermione walked down the deserted hallway a smile was playing on her lips, she whispered,
"Let me be your hero." It was the start of her favorite song, Hero by Enrique Iglesias, before she could stop herself she began to sing the song softly to herself,
"Would you dance if I asked you to dance?
Would you run and never look back
Would you cry if you saw me crying
Would you save my soul tonight?
Would you tremble if I touched your lips?
Would you laugh oh please tell me these
Now would you die for the one you love?
Hold me in your arms tonight?
I can be you hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away"
"Ah look it's our favorite mudblood, oh and she's… singing? Oh god, please kill me now! That voice is seriously awful!" Malfoy sneered his cronies chortled,
"Sod off ferret."
"I wouldn't be so confidant Granger, your outnumbered. Really you should be cowering in a corner just at the sight of me." Hermione snorted, "You think its funny? You would be amazed by what I could do to you Granger,"
"Malfoy don't even try to scare me, everyone knows your all talk, but when it comes down to it you couldn't hurt a fly." Hermione scoffed, "Like last year, where were you? Sobbing in a corner wasn't it?" Malfoy glared at Hermione, Hermione smiled sweetly and continued her trek to the library, Malfoy let out a yell of rage, and before Hermione could grab her wand he had her pinned hard against the wall.
"Scared yet?" Hermione narrowed her eyes,
"No." She said calmly, he raised his wand and pointed it between her eyes, Hermione didn't even flinch, she spit into his face instead.
"Why you dirty little wench!"
"Drop the wand Ferret, and 20 points from Slytherin for attacking a student," a cold voice said. "Oh and a detention." He added as an afterthought,
"I'd watch your back if I were you Granger. Next time Weasel twin won't be here to save you." He spat and pushed her harder against the wall and stalked off.
"So, erm… you okay?"
"Fine, its just Malfoy,"
"Oh, okay." George shuffled around uncomfortably,
"See you around George." Hermione said and started to leave,
"Wait!" He said, Hermione turned around and waited expectantly, "Do…" he shook his head slightly, "how'd you know it was me?"
"Fred is wearing a blue shirt underneath his robes, you're wearing red." George looked down at his shirt,
"Oh, right." An awkward silence fell over the two of them,
"Well see you later." Hermione said softly and with one last glance at George she walked away.
"Fred why can't we just leave the poor girl alone?"
"Oh come on George, don't tell me you don't enjoy it, I know you do!" Fred persisted,
"Mate, she's getting pretty irritated with our pranks as it is, if we don't watch it she'll get us back."
"Ha! She hasn't done anything so far so why would she do anything now, you know I thought she might do something after the spider incident something drastic, but she didn't! She's not going to start now; all we have to do is endure her temper. Anyway even if she tried it wouldn't be very good, Hermione doesn't have the mind for a good prank."
"Doesn't have a mind for it? Fred… mate, hate to break it to you but she is bloody smart! Or haven't you noticed she's at the top off all her classes!"
"George, George, George," Fred said shaking his head sadly, "Pranking is as art, some people have it and some don't, Hermione doesn't, you should know that." Fred said as if he was scolding a three-year-old. George rolled his eyes and plopped down onto a couch and stared onto the fire, the two were lounging in their private quarters.
"I just don't think it's a good idea that's all." George said lazily,
"George! What has happened to you are you sick?" Fred said frantically feeling George's forehead; George impatiently pushed his hands away.
"I'm fine!"
"Then what is wrong with you? Never wanting to play pranks, going all serious on me, I just don't understand." George scoffed,
"Fred your insane right you know that, right? A Weasley twin doesn't go serious."
"Oh really?" Fred said raising his eyebrows.
"Yes really, why do you even want to pull another prank on her?"
"Pride, its for pride," Fred said shaking his head, "and don't tell me you afraid one harmless prank?"
"Am not," Fred smacked George on the back grinning, he knew his plan would work.
"I knew you would see it my way." Fred smirked when George grabbed a quill and parchment for planning.
"This is the last prank on her though." Fred nodded reluctantly,
"Well then it has to be good."
"Hermione, aren't you sick of my brothers pranking you?" Ginny asked earnestly, the mischievous glint that usually resided in the twin's eyes now was creeping into Ginny's,
"Yea, but I'm sure they'll get bored and stop." Hermione answered not looking up from her essay that was due in 2 weeks.
"So your just going to take it till then?" disbelief ringing in Ginny's voice.
"I suppose, unless they do something drastic. So far they haven't done anything that I can't undo or handle, I'm sure, if they try anything else it won't be as bad as those spiders. Imagine if they did that to Ron." Hermione giggled at the thought. "He'd freak!" Hermione burst out onto a fit of laughter; Ginny just rolled her eyes.
"But seriously Hermione what if they did something so bad you couldn't even imagine what would you do then?" Ginny persisted,
"Oh I dunno, but Gin I highly doubt that would happen, the twins do come up with some great ideas but well I'm on the top of my classes not to mention head girl I'm sure… no positive that I could undo anything that they could ever dream of." Hermione said confidently. Ginny shook her head sadly, she knew what her brothers could do and she was sure that they could outdo Hermione, they weren't the Weasley twins for nothing.
"Well if you ever need help for payback I'm here." Hermione snorted in return, "You might need it Hermione."
Hermione slowly woke the next morning, she blinked lazily and looked around the room. Something felt different to her, but she couldn't quite put her finger on it, suddenly something very cold and wet hit her skin soaking her from head to foot.
"OHHH!" Hermione moaned loudly jumping out of bed, her blanket trailing after her, she glanced around but her dorm mates were still sleeping.
Hermione shivered furiously and went to the bathroom to dry off, again her blanket went with her, she didn't notice it though. She grabbed a light purple towel that smelled faintly of lavender, Hermione put it up to her nose and breathed it in, Odd, Hermione thought, the towels never used to smell, it must be a new edition the house elves made, its nice. Hermione toweled herself dry almost a soon as she was done her stomach growled uncomfortably loud. Hermione giggled, never before had she felt hungry in the morning.
It was then that she noticed the blanket that was attached to the middle of her back, she tried to tug it off but it wouldn't budge, she tugged harder letting out a squeak of frustration when it still didn't come off. She grabbed a chunk of the blanket and pulled, sending herself sprawling onto the bathroom floor.
"Ow!" She moaned rubbing her elbow, she slowly stood up and shook her head not knowing why a blanket was attached to her. She shivered again and rushed to her wardrobe. She opened her it and gasped in horror momentarily forgetting her hunger and coldness.
Authors Note: Please review, I appreciate you feedback, especially when it tells me how to make the fic better :)
Okay finally a new chapter, I meant this chapter to come out the day after the last update but some of the scenes were a bit tough to work out.
PLEA FOR HELP!
Please if anyone, anyone had any ideas what Hermione's payback please review or email me at fatesfallenangel at 2die4 dot com and tell me! I would appreciate it! There is still time! I need your help desperately otherwise the next chapter won't be out for a bit cuz I'll be taking a lot of time planning it all, and I'm not the best planner for pranks. You will be credited for the idea.
Thanks to my eight reviewers, your guys are awesome!
Special thanks to PleaseExcuseTheOrneryPenguins who sorta gave me an idea, I'm not sure if I'll use it the wand thing, but maybe. If I can get it to work.
PleaseExcuseTheOrneryPenguins: Thanks so much that was the point confusion of George's feelings.
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Miz Granger: Well I'm thinking about the revenge any help with the idea thing would be a help. Thanks for the review:)
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FlairVerona: yes everyone is saying that Hermione will get back at the twins, don't worry her time to shine is soon in coming.
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Thank you so much, this is all too you guys!
To clear up something I said to rachelne last time, this fic isn't based on the reaction of Jeff, just the twin's reaction of the trick Hermione played. Just to clear that up I read it after I posted and thought maybe she might think that the fic is based on the whole ordeal. it isn't.
Cheers
Zana
