A/N: This one was again written with my friend Mandy. Anyway, I just need to tell you all that I'll be gone for two weeks so I probably won't be able to update. So onto reviews!

Gottogirl- n.n That's my friend's and my one of my favorite part too! But yeah, I know the syllable is a bit of a problem. I might fix it sometime but I usually write most of these at two in the morning… nn; Thanks!

Emmanuelle Grey- Thank you! And of course I will. n.n

Daisy Diva- Dear gods! I need to hire a medic around here. But here's Prima Donna, I hope you like it.

Lize Radcliffe- I was actually going to make it Risk at first. And thanks. n.n

Reltistic- n.n Heehee, thanks!

Now onto the song!

ANDRE
Your bitches need you

FIRMIN
We need you too

CARLOTTA
Would you rather not have
Pineapple off the menu?

FIRMIN & ANDRE
Signora, no
The world wants stew
Marijuana
First pothead of the stage
Your devotees are on their knees
To pay for you

ANDRE
Can you bow out when
They're doubting your fame?

FIRMIN
Think of how they all abhor you

FIRMIN & ANDRE
Marijuana
Enchant us once again

ANDRE
Think of your drugs

FIRMIN
And of the booze round the theatre

FIRMIN, ANDRE, & PIANGI
Can you deny us buying some more?
Sell marijuana once more

RAOUL
Christine spoke of a stripper

CARLOTTA
Marijuana
Your drugs shall sell again

FIRMIN & ANDRE
Think of your public

CARLOTTA
You took a joint
But there's a public who needs you

MADAME GIRY
She has heard the voice
Of the Stripper of Music

FIRMIN & ANDRE
Those who smoke your drugs
Liken you to a stripper

CARLOTTA
Think as they buy in undying support

ANDRE
We get our pothead

FIRMIN
She gets her crime night

CARLOTTA
Run from where the search light
Sees you

FIRMIN & ANDRE
Running potheads are a trial

CARLOTTA
Marijuana
Your drugs shall always sell

PIANGI (A/N: I'm just going to say that's him because I have no clue who is singing that part…)
You'll smoke again in masturbation

RAOUL
Snorers, mornings
Ever roaming hands

FIRMIN & ANDRE
Ever roaming hands
Are regular occurrences

CARLOTTA
Think how you'll smoke
That final bag of weed

FIRMIN & ANDRE
Surely there'll be further scenes
Worse than this

RAOUL
I must see these hands are injected

FIRMIN & ANDRE
Who'd believe a druggie happy
To relieve a snoring girl
Who's gone and slept with the patron?
Raoul and the soubrette
Entwined in love's duet
Although men he may prefer
He must have been with her
You'd never get away
Calling the vicomte gay
But if the drugs do smoke
Everyone will choke
It's just the sort of glory
Audiences adore
In fact, an injected pothead

MADAME GIRY & MEG
For if his curse is on the pothead

BASICALLY EVERYONE
Marijuana, the world is at your feet

EVERYONE OUTSIDE
A nation waits
And how it hates to be cheated

EVERYONE
Light up the blunt
With that age old rapport
Smoke marijuana
Once more