A/N: Phew! I'm finally back. This chapter was written mostly by me… except for one part pretty much. Anywho, onto reviews!

AngelOFTheMask- Yay! I'm glad you liked it! I hope this next song is to your liking. Dear gods, if it did happen today with these songs cover the children's ears!

catnipp- As long as you think it's funny and you like it, that's all that matters to me. n.n

LindsaI- n.n Fwee! Another person who likes this.

GerardJamesButler- Meep! Don't explode! But you liked it and that makes me happy. And yes, great minds do think alike. Mwehaha!

Daisy Diva- That is one hell of a lot of "LOL's". - But now that you have commanded me to I shall hire a medic. –waddles off to tell muses to find a medic that'll work for free-

Haunts- Dying? Good thing I got my muses to search for a medic. o-o But I'm glad I made you laugh.

Emmanuelle Grey- That would be awesome if I actually could! 3 I'm curious to see what I'll write for "Point of No Return". o-o I honestly have no clue of what to write for that yet. But thank you, I'll try.

Masked Stranger- Your "French" is quite excused, especially when you're reviewing this fic… it's everywhere! Crying? … Tissue? –offers tissue for tears of laughter- WOW! Uber ego stroke for me! Thank you! And your hyperness is welcome, this fic couldn't exist without it. Whee! Erik is (or was?) with you! -glomps the dear Phantom- And as you advised, I kept going.

Erik-Meister- Fwee! Erik shaped cookie! –huggles-

Jinxed4Ever- I didn't think of Opera Pimp either. XD Mandy did. And as you suggested I put it under the M rating… especially after the last chapter. nn;

Anri- Thanks will do.

AgellicalPhantomess- And I've got on word for you: Thankies! nn

PURPLE CHICK
They say that this youth has stole my lady's credit card

BLUE DUDE
His lordship will sure divorce the bitch

YELLOW DUDE
His lordship thinks she is a witch

PURPLE CHICK
Should he suspect her
God protect her

ALL
Lame, lame, lame.

This faithless chick is such a prick
Lame, lame, lame.

CARLOTTA
Serafimo, you're such a reject
How can this be?

PIANGI
Faithful wife, admit your loving husband
My love, I'm called to England on affairs of state
I'm going to leave you with your new maid
Though I would happily take the maid with me

CARLOTTA
The ugly fuck is leaving
Serafimo, away with this pretense
You stupid freak
Don't kiss me in my husband's absence
Ugly fuck, he makes me barf
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahaha
Time I tried to get a hotter, hotter half

PURPLE CHICK, BLUE DUDE, & YELLOW DUDE
Poor fool, he doesn't know
Hohohohoho

CARLOTTA, PURPLE CHICK, BLUE DUDE, & YELLOW DUDE
Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
If he knew the truth he'd never ever blow!

PHANTOM
Did I not instruct for the sex driving to be done by me?

RAOUL
-shifty eyes-

MEG
He's here, the Stripper of the Opera

CHRISTINE
Fuck him –is still angry about losing to chess-

CARLOTTA
Your part is silent, stupid hoe

PHANTOM
A hoe, Madame?
Perhaps it is you who are the hoe

CARLOTTA
Serafimo, away with this pretense
You stupid freak
Don't kiss me in my husband's MOAN
Ugly fuck he makes me barf
Hahahaha MOAN MOAN MOAN