Intercom
The usual hustle and bustle of Garden became utterly silenced as the schools intercom system switched on. Everyone was eager to hear the first address of their new leader after the adventures of the previous months. A hushed murmur spread over the student as they waited to her their commanders voice. There was the sounds of rustling and then a giggle before they heard their commanders slurred voice. "As of today pants are prohibited." Suddenly loud laughter came from the intercom. The students looked at each other with confused looks. "Man that was awesome." Another voice said. "Let me say something!"
"No! Piss off!" The commander said. "It's my inter-speaky thing. Get your own!"
"Fuck you Squall! See if I ever suck your dick again!"
"Fuck off Zell can't you see I'm talking to my minions?"
"Man you're fucked when you're smashed, give me that thing!"
"Fuck your mother in the ear with a carrot Zell this is my microphone and this is my Garden and I can do what ever the fuck I want so go fuck yourself!"
"Would you two shut the fuck up!" A deeper voice was suddenly heard. "I've got a fucking headache!"
"Shut up Seifer, nobody likes you." Zell said.
"Now as I was saying, no more pants. Pants are stupid." Squall continued ignoring the others.
"What did you say to me chicken fuck?" Seifer shouted.
"If I could be fucked to move I'd kick your sexy ass Seifer." Zell said.
The students listened on not certain what to do.
"Man you're a slut Zell." Yet another voice appeared.
"Shut up Irvine everyone knows you're a fag." Zell said.
"Heeheehee worship me my minions!" Squall burst into a fit of giggles.
Loud laughing burst out over the intercom as it seemed Squall finally realised what the others were saying. "Irvine's a fag!" He shouted.
"Yeah and?" Irvine said. "Hey wait what are you doing? Shit is that thing on? On fuck!"
Suddenly there was loud rustling sounds which was cute off by a high pitch squeal as the intercom was cut off.
The students looked around and each other and didn't know what to say. One thing was for sure, Garden would never be the same again.