Chapter Nine

As Hermione went to Hogwarts with Lily, they were talking about the dance and what they were gonna wear(or at least what Lily was gonna wear)

"I have this diamond necklace that my grandmother gave me, and I am gonna wear muggle make up because I hate witch ones," she said.

"Yeah I know I am muggleborn too. Your not the only one!" said Hermione cheerfully.

"So your going with Sirius!" said Lily laughing at her and still thinking of what happen in Hogsmeade.

"Yeah," said Hermione. "For a minute I am kinda happy!" said Hermione.

"I wonder who Harry is going with," said Hermione.

"Who said my name?" said Harry as he entered the common room with Remus.

"Wow you guys were like hanging out all day. What where you two doing? Snogging," said Lily looking at both of them and laughing.

"Um...HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!" said Remus joking.

"We know these kinda things!" said Hermione.

"Oh yeah who are you guys going with to the dance," said Hermione looking at both of them.

"Um, Remus is going with this Ravenclaw girl and I am going with Marina the Slytherin girl because I figured that you and Sirius were going together?" said Harry. "Who are you going with?"

"Well first of all your going with a Slytherin!" said Hermione. "I am going with Sirius as you knew and she going with James of course," said Hermione looking up at Lily who was blushing.

"Ok well remember in TWO days is the dance so you better have a outfit!" said Lily to both of them.

"Oh don't worry we went to go get them when we went to Hogsmeade before we left!" said Remus. "Now if you would like to join us we are gonna go torture Snivellis!"

"Nah I would prefer to talk to Lily here!" said Hermione. "But thanks anyway!" she said looking back at Lily.

"So are you gonna tell me what your dress looks like!" said Lily impatiently.

"Yes after you sit down!" said Hermione looking at her. "Well it is black and that is all I am telling you!" said Hermione evilly.

"Really?"said Lily. "But I am your best friend!" she said in a whiney voice.

"Fine I will show you two hours before the dance and that's it!" she said looking at her with a evil glare in her eye.

"Fine!" said Lily. "But I am going down to dinner. I am starved," said Lily.

"Yeah lets go!" said Hermione walking out of there room with her.

As Hermione and Lily entered the Great Hall they sat by the mauderers and Harry who looked like he was having a great time with Remus, Sirius and his own father playing rock, paper, scissor, shoot.

"Oh hey ladies would you like to join us in a little game of plan to ruin snapes life with me and Harry!" said Remus evilly.

"We'd rather not!" said Lily looking at him with a sick look.

"Fine whatever you'd prefer," said Remus selfishly as he took a whole bowl of mash potatoes.

"Ugh your such a pig," said Hermione laughing at his full plate!

"Yeah I know," said Remus.

Hermione finished her dinner and went upstairs with Lily to add something to the Poly Juice Potion and fix up there plan to trick all the boys.

"Ok here is the plan!" said Lily to Hermione. "Ok James will come looking for his map and I will place it with this other map that I got from Zonkos with all these incorrect passages. Then I will have a fishing pole in my hand and he will see the cookie but not me because I charmed it not to see me nor you and then he will follow the cookie and when he gets to try and bite it explodes!" said Lily evilly.

"Wow that's great!"

"Ok here he comes now!" said Lily putting her and Hermione under his invisibility cloak under.

"Hey Lily," said James as he entered the common room.

"Oh look why is my map out here," said Sirius accompanying him,"

"Oh common on lets go look for those two menaces ," said James.

"Ok,"

"Oh look a cookie," said Sirius. "I am awfully hungry!" he said as both of them followed it while Lily was walking with them. Until James picked up the cookie and it exploded.

"LILY AND HERMIONE!" said James and Sirius together with broken cookies in there hand.

No answer.

"Accio Invisibility cloak!" screamed James.

All of a sudden the cloak arrived to him with Hermione and Lily standing there incidently.

"Um..we didn't do it!" said Hermione and Lily both at the same time.

"Sure you didn't!" said James.

"Now we are gonna have to do something!" said Sirius evilly.

"What are you gonna do?" said Lily laughing.

All of a sudden the fastest runners in Hogwarts were chasing Lily and Hermione around the common room. James caught Lily but Hermione was too fast for Sirius.

"Don't let him take you," said Lily.

"Oh shut up!" said James.

But then Sirius tricked her and they were both captured and both of them through um into the lake.

"James your gonna pay for this!" said Lily.

"Oh yeah what are you gonna do!" said James in a daring voice.

"I just wont go to the dance with you," she said evilly. Then all of a sudden James disappeared and returned with two clean towels for Hermione and Lily.

"Didn't think so!" said Lily.

As Hermione, Lily, Sirius, and James returned quietly into the common room they saw Harry and Remus in there.

"Guys you won't believe our idea," said Remus looking at Hermione and Lily seeing them all wet.

"What?" said Hermione looking at Remus.

"Me and Harry are gonna sneak into grease balls room and put oil in his gel!" said Harry evilly.

"Do you want to accompany us?" said Remus.

"Sure!" said all of them together. "Anything to get grease ball back for what he has done!" said James.

"Ok lets go!" said Harry.

As all of the mauderers Hermione Lily and Harry accompanyed them into the trick.

"Ok Hermione your gonna watch the door and Harry is gonna put the oil and the rest are gonna make sure nobody wakes up!" said Remus.

"Fine,"

After all of it was done they were all in the common room laughing.

"Oh my gosh!" said Hermione. "I cant wait to see the look on his face when he sees his hair!"

"Yeah I know!" said Sirius staring at Hermione who where both blushing.

"Oh come on guys wont stop looking at each other for five minutes!" said James.

"Oh shut up!" said Hermione.

"Come on Lily we have to add the parsley to the Poly juice potion," said Hermione.

"But I did before..." said Lily until she was cut off by Lily again.

"Come on Lily!" said Hermione.

(A/n that's that for now! Man I update quickly! So don't worry I will get this story done eventually!)