Erik-Meister- Thank you! n.n

Emmanuelle Lisselle Grey- Thank you. Though I'm sorry to say this is not Past the Point of No Return. It's this one, Don Juan, and then Past the Point of No Return. Though I'm thinking that I will put Don Juan and Past the Point of No Return together.

Masked Stranger- I didn't even think of that. XD But that just makes it all the funnier. Thanks!

Class of 2011- Thanks! n.n Okay, okay! I continued! See? –points at update- The Opera Pimp needs his light! If he doesn't he'll curl up in a ball clutching his teddy bear Mr. Cuddlykins. You don't want that to happen, do you?

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Now that I think about it… maybe I do want it to happen. –shifty eyes- because you'd have to be crazy not to think that'd be cute. n.n;

Erik: You should start paying all of us people in this… "story/song" of yours.

Anyway, onto the song!

RAOUL
We are really fucked
The Phantom is now a crossdresser wearing lace
This could mean romance
Between him and my drunk friend

ANDRE
We're listening...

FIRMIN
Go on.

RAOUL
We shall play his game
He's a jerk, but remember he's wearing lace
For if Miss Daae snores
He is certain to attend

ANDRE
We are certain the doors are barred

FIRMIN
We are certain the police are there

RAOUL
We are certain they're armed

RAOUL, ANDRE, & FIRMIN
The curtain falls
His reign will end!

CHRISTINE(spoken)
Raoul, I'm horny...
I can't wait to do this
It thrills me,
It's gonna be steamy and hot like fire.
He'll take me, I know
We'll be parted forever...
I can't wait to go.

What I once used to dream, I now bed.
If he finds me, it won't ever end. -smiles-

(sung)And he'll always be there,
fucking me in that bed...
He'll always be there,
fucking me in that bed...

RAOUL
You said yourself,
He was nothing but a pimp...
Yet while he lives,
He will want us

CHRISTINE (spoken)
Us?

RAOUL(spoken)
Er… I mean
(sung) you 'til you're dead.

CHRISTINE
Raoul, I think you're gay
What was that all about?
Raoul, you know that "closet"
Why don't you just come out?
Can you betray a man
who is waiting for you?
Why do you stay with me?
When it's men you could screw?

Let's talk about the Pimp
We got sorta side-tracked
I know I can't refuse...
I don't want to, in fact
Oh God, if I agree
What fun times wait for me
In this, the Strippers's porn show

RAOUL
Christine, Christine
I'm glad to know you care
I really hope that you have fun
with the Pimp now

PHANTOM
Seal my fate tonight
I hate to have to fuck the slut now
But the joke's wearing thin
Let the audience in
Let my porn show begin!