A/N: I warn you all… this is not funny worth a damn! It was terribly hard to parody. –sigh- I hope you can find it at least somewhat amusing and I pray that you will stay around for Past the Point of No Return.

Erik-Meister- Whee! Alliterations! I love those! n.n Note to self: put alliterations under list of obsessions o-0. I'm happy you liked it. n.n

Emmanuelle Lisselle Grey- Of course there's still going to be a remix for Past the Point of No Return! In fact I'm putting it up the same time as this one (mostly just to make up for this chapter…). I couldn't imagine this without that song. I was already writing it back when I was only on Il Muto! Thanks! n.n

CHORUS
Here the liar may serve the spam
here the bastard does chat-speak!
Here the sacrificial scam
is such a computer geek.

CARLOTTA AND CHORUS
Poor young maiden!
Getting pop-ups wherever she does go
She will have to pay the bill-
When she orders porn online!
Server's down and server's sucks!
Server of the bastard isn't worth two goddamn fucks
Don Juan is a total bitch!

DON JUAN (PIANGI)
Passarino faithful friend, once again recite the plan

PASSARINO
Your young guest believes I'm you- I, the man whore, you the man,

DON JUAN (PIANGI)
When you met, it was so dark, she could not have seen the screen.
She believes she surfs with me in her man-whore's borrowed place!
Furtively, we'll scoff and quaff, seeing what in truth is fine. –Eyebrow wiggle-
When it's late and modesty starts to mellow with the wine.

PASSARINO
You come home! I use your voice-
Slam the door like crack of doom!

DON JUAN (PIANGI)
I shall say, "Come hide with me! We're already inside my room!"

PASSARINO
Poor thing hasn't got a chance

DON JUAN (PIANGI)
Here's my hat, my cloak and sword.
Conquest is assured, if I do not forget myself and laugh –laughs-

AMINTA (CHRISTINE)
...No thoughts within her head but thoughts of boys.
No dreams within her heart, but dreams of sex.

PASSARINO
Bastard?

DON JUAN (PHANTOM)
Passarino- go away! For the trap is set and waits for its prey
You have come here
But Kitsune sucks at writing
Why can't that awful authoress
Just stay silent, silent.
I wish I brought you
to read something that's exciting
In your mind you've already hated this thing,
Dropped all defenses and started reading this thing
Now you so do want me
No second thoughts you've decided
Decided.