A/N: Okay, here's the third last song! Sorry it took me so long to put up. nn; After this one just two more. Review time!
XoAnGeL-Of ThE-NiGhToX- Thanks! n.n You sing to them? o.o… n.n Yay! My songs are sung to!
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AngelOFTheMask- Okie-dokie! And here's the update!
Class of 2011- Thanks! n.n
Emmanuelle Lisselle Grey- Thanks! Yeah… I sometimes don't change words just because I can't think of what to write for it.
Miss Christine Daae- Thanks! nn;;
Masked Stranger- Thanks! And yeah… I won't diss myself again… it's just hard not to do when you have no ideas whatsoever. And I did go on… I don't want your muffin sweater monkey of doom to attack me. –prods update-
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PHANTOM
Down once more to the bathroom
To wash your hair
Use the sponge to make yourself
Squeaky clean
Take a bath into darkness
'Cause you smell
Why, you ask, am I so kinky?
Do I wear too much black lace?
Is it such a mortal sin
To want to be a woman with such great grace?
MOB
Track down this crossdresser!
He must be found!
Track down this crossdresser!
He must be found!
PHANTOM
I've astounded everyone
Met with hatred everywhere
No kind words from anyone
No compassion anywhere
Christine! Why? Why?
CHRISTINE (spoken)
Erm… maybe your skirt isn't short enough?
MADAME GIRY
A man is a devil in disguise
RAOUL
A devil in disguise
MEG
A devil in disguise
MADAME GIRY
That had nothing to do with anything.
RAOUL
I know.
CHRISTINE
Have you gorged yourself at last
In your lust for me?
(spoken) I hope not… even if you are a poor sport whiney bitch. –innocent smile-
(sung) Am I now to be prey
To your lust for flesh?
PHANTOM
Let's mate, I'll give you gems
But you are no whore
Please don't deny me
The joys of the flesh
This dress, the infection
Which poisons our love
This dress which earned
A mother's fear and loathing
No more love because of this
Scrap of clothing
Pity comes too late
Turn around and face your fate
An eternity of games
For you to lose
CHRISTINE
Please no more games
They hold horror for me now
It's in your room
That the true pleasing fun lies
PHANTOM
Wait! I think, my dear
We have a guest.
Sir
CHRISTINE
God damn! –crosses arms-
(speaking) I was actually getting somewhere
PHANTOM
Sir, I did not
Send you a bloody invite
Why the bloody hell
Did you just come?
This isn't some sort of
Weird, really kinky, threesome
CHRISTINE
-grabs Erik's arm- To the bedroom! –tries to drag him off to the bedroom-
RAOUL
Have her!
I just have something
to ask!
Where'd you get that dress?
PHANTOM
I actually made it myself
CHRISTINE
Please, Raoul, just go away
RAOUL
I love her!
Wait! Wasn't I gay?
I love her!
What is wrong with me?
PHANTOM
I know there is nothing wrong with me!
RAOUL
Christine, Christine
Let me see her
PHANTOM
Be my guest, sir.
Monsieur I bid you welcome
Did you think that I would fuck her?
(spoken) I'm still going to but that isn't the point…
(sung)Why would I make try to pay
When you could pay for me?
Order your fine courses now
A man is just a
Devil in disguise
Nothing can save you now
Except perhaps Christine
Start to have sex with me
Buy his freedom with your love
Refuse me and you send your gay-boy
To his death
This is the choice
Don't you hate the point of no return?
CHRISTINE
The clothes I might have shed
So we could mate
Grow cold and turn to
clothes of hate!
PHANTOM
… Er… that made no sense…
CHRISTINE
-.-; So sue me
RAOUL
Christine, forgive me
Please, forgive
I did it all for me
And all for nothing
CHRISTINE
Farewell, my fine sex symbol
And false friend
We had such hopes
But now the hopes are shattered
PHANTOM
Too late for turning back
Too late, who cares?
Although you're pretty
RAOUL
Say you'll fuck him
And my life is over
But either way you choose
He has to win
PHANTOM
All hope of cries for help
No point in fighting
For either way you choose
You cannot win
So do you end your days with me?
Or do you send him to his grave?
RAOUL
Why are we fighting just
To save me?
CHRISTINE
Stripper of Music
Who deserves this?
PHANTOM
Puberty: the point of no return
RAOUL
Christine, say yes!
You were going to
Fuck him anyway
PHANTOM
His life is now the prize
Which you must earn
CHRISTINE
Why are you doing this?
(spoken) Like he said, I was going to fuck you anyway…
PHANTOM
(spoken) Had to make it interesting…
RAOUL
I really don't want to free you
PHANTOM
We've past the point of no return
CHRISTINE
Stripper of Music
You annoy me
Let's just fuck already!
PHANTOM
But this is fun!
Make your choice.
CHRISTINE
(spoken) –sigh- Fine, I'll humor you.
(sung)Pitiful man-whore of pleasure
What kind of life have you known?
God give me courage to show you
We can fuck when we're alone
MOB
Track down this crossdresser
He must be found
PHANTOM
Take her! Forget me
Forget all of this
Leave me alone
I'm bored with you now
Go now
Don't let them find you
Take the boat
Swear to me never to tell
The secrets you now
Of the stripper in hell
MOB
The Stripper of the Opera is there
Deep down below
PHANTOM
Go now!
Go now and leave me!
Masquerade
Paper people on parade
Masquerade
Hide your face so the scissors
Will never find you
Christine I want food
CHRISTINE
Say you'll share with me
One love, one muffin
RAOUL
Name the food and I will dine with you
CHRISTINE
Share each meal with me
Each night, each morning
PHANTOM
You alone can be my dear flashlight
It's just me and the screams of the night